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Quote by Sexysteph
Theme is not confirmed yet
Am thinking uniforms or schooldays but I need to talk to someone else first so watch this space.
Debz not a prob honey you are on list.
Steph
ooooh uniforms
i might come as bog attendant or road sweeper or maybe even lollipop lady or traffic warden :P
Quote by Colts23
You would think so wouldn't you :P
however, it does make sense, as it was a mate who is a lesbian that sent it to me
all is now clear :P
oh well , comming from a transsexual that once apon a time thought i had issues, mixing with lesbians for a while i realised im as normal as you can get.
god they have some MASSIVE issues lol.
the fog has now been lifted from my mind :lol:
Quote by bluexxx
Many of us that have placed ads, not only on SH but on other sites too, complain that people reply obviously without ever reading the criteria we have laid down.
Well here's proof, if any was needed, that people REALLY don't read ads....
I have a profile and an ad on another (free) site :shock:
The other day I updated my ad, which normally brings in several new replies, but since I have set my question I have had NO replies..... NOT ONE! :shock:
Is it indeed the case that people have replied to my ad but have ALL got the question wrong? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Or maybe no-one likes me and they haven't replied anyway? :?
Maybe the question is too difficult? :? :?
I'm getting worried...... therefore, I'm posing the question to you guys.....
My question is.....
I am on this site to meet who????
They have to read the next to last line of my ad to get this answer, which is this:
NO straight guys please... in am not interested at all in straights, and male admirers, sorry... I'm on this site to meet the girls lol.
What answer should they be giving?
:? :? :? :?
im trans fancy a shag? :wink: :giggle:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I know that TV shows are not really the sort of thing we talk about here in the Cafe, but what just happened on Big Brother is probably a very a big moment in influencing the public's attitudes towards sexual freedom, and I think it deserves some discussion here, where the openminded people are!
For those of you that missed it, Kinga (to put it bluntly) fucked herself with a wine bottle. On national TV.
Did she just take a big step towards public recognition that maturbation is a natural, commonplace and fun thing, or did she spark off a 'moral' backlash that will put our society back by many years?
Does that make it vintage TV?
:rotflmao:i can just see the wine buffs 'hhhmmmm, it has a deep earthy smell with a hint of chicken' :rotflmao:
wheres jilly gould whats her face ?
mmm its fishy kinda pichard im getting prawn with a hint of channel
Quote by naughtynymphos1
now i could teach every guy on here how to get upto an extra 3 inch length and an inch thickness in thier cocks, but im not going to cos im a wicked bitch :giggle:
cant have every guy on here thinking thier king dick hey lol
Shhhhhhhhhhhh just tell me :giggle:
what do you want to know for naughty, you aint even got a cock
it dosnt work on vibrators babe
pmslwell i thought i could use it on someone else :wink:
id be crap at explaining on here, im not good at explaining things at the best of times, but those guys that roam the desert bedoin tribes? ( opps spelling) have passed it down through the generations to thier children as they believe a big cock is a sign of masculinity, virility, and strength.
the guys in the porno world have been doing it for years, which is why they have huge cocks alot of them. it takes a good 3-4 months to reach a good size and has to be done everyday, but done right it can keep them harder for longer, have more powerfull and multiple orgasms, and err i kinda get the feeling i could be getting a que of guys that stretches down my street if i mention anymore :lol:
need to no more? press the red button :wink: :lol:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
now i could teach every guy on here how to get upto an extra 3 inch length and an inch thickness in thier cocks, but im not going to cos im a wicked bitch :giggle:
cant have every guy on here thinking thier king dick hey lol
Shhhhhhhhhhhh just tell me :giggle:
what do you want to know for naughty, you aint even got a cock
it dosnt work on vibrators babe
pmsl Quote by dambuster
surely this would be a more fitting avatar for dammie
ROTFLMAO!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Those particular ones (or VERY similar) did indeed make the sideways part of a wobble MUCH more easy to do at Essex II
Although - I don't remember any chains being involved :scared:
Bless you Miss-Red
well, if you cant remember the chains dammie me boy, you deffinatly would'nt have remembered the ball gag and my night time lullabi then?
rachel and dammie sitting in a tree ...F...I...S...T...I...N...G..!!
now you know why you couldnt walk well the next day :rotflmao:
Quote by Sarah
im very sorry i couldnt make the munch and left it to the last minute to cancel, but for weeks i wasnt sure if i was going or not, which the ones in the know knew about. i wasnt in a position to say for a deffinate untill the early hours of saturday morning.
as some may know i'm working on an adult site and if i had come to the munch on satuday then i would have missed the chance of an all expenses paid trip to london for some adult work to earn an easy and then to be taken to two of the best trans clubs in london where i will get to meet someone who has been a total inspiration and someone i have admired since me coming out, plus meeting lots of other trans friends i havent seen in a few years.
so instead of me blowing a small fortune on drinking and feeling ill, i made an even bigger fortune staying in, so i am sorry i couldnt have let sarah know sooner and have my place be filled by someone else, im glad i didnt go, and you all had fun without me anyway.
roll on leicester, i cant bloody miss that one
x rache x
Miss Red,
No problems I got your text, and it seems you had a good time as well...........
We will have fun next time we meet up,
can someone bring the blue paint please, Miss red wants to be a smurf!!
well i was stuck behind a cam being a slut while you lot was getting pissed
, but i,ll be in london next sat woo hoo i finally get to meet eva vortex 
and im NOT! going to be painted blue, not unless its in the rules to have blue stormtrooper. ...bugger let out my fancy dress costume now
im very sorry i couldnt make the munch and left it to the last minute to cancel, but for weeks i wasnt sure if i was going or not, which the ones in the know knew about. i wasnt in a position to say for a deffinate untill the early hours of saturday morning.
as some may know i'm working on an adult site and if i had come to the munch on satuday then i would have missed the chance of an all expenses paid trip to london for some adult work to earn an easy and then to be taken to two of the best trans clubs in london where i will get to meet someone who has been a total inspiration and someone i have admired since me coming out, plus meeting lots of other trans friends i havent seen in a few years.
so instead of me blowing a small fortune on drinking and feeling ill, i made an even bigger fortune staying in, so i am sorry i couldnt have let sarah know sooner and have my place be filled by someone else, im glad i didnt go, and you all had fun without me anyway.
roll on leicester, i cant bloody miss that one
x rache x
as some may know i'm working on an adult site and if i had come to the munch on satuday then i would have missed the chance of an all expenses paid trip to london for some adult work to earn an easy and then to be taken to two of the best trans clubs in london where i will get to meet someone who has been a total inspiration and someone i have admired since me coming out, plus meeting lots of other trans friends i havent seen in a few years.
so instead of me blowing a small fortune on drinking and feeling ill, i made an even bigger fortune staying in, so i am sorry i couldnt have let sarah know sooner and have my place be filled by someone else, im glad i didnt go, and you all had fun without me anyway.
roll on leicester, i cant bloody miss that one
x rache x
Hey Joni put it all behind you
hey Joni now I've put it all behind me too
these times can't add up
your life is such a mess
forget the past, and just say yes
tell me Joni, am I the one
to see you through?
In this broken town can you still jack in
and know what to do?
I remember our youth, our high ideals
I remember you were so uptight
that time in the trees, we broke that vice
we took some steps and now
we can't think twice
tell me Joni, am I right by you?
Tell me how your gonna lose this hard luck?
Hey Joni, when will all these dreams come true?
You'd better find a way
to climb down off that truck
shots ring out from the center of an empty field
Joni's in the tall grass
she's a beautiful mental jukebox
a sailboat explosion
a snap of electric whipcrack
she's not thinking about the future
She's not spinning her wheels
she doesn't think at all about the past
she thinking long and hard
about that high wild sound
and wondering will it last?
Kick it!
Hey Joni, put it all behind you
There's something turning, Joni, turning right to you
my head burns, but I know you'll speak the truth, hey!
hey Joni, put it all behind you
hey Joni, now I've put it all behind me too
forget the future
these times are such a mess
tune out the past, and just say yes
hey Joni now I've put it all behind me too
these times can't add up
your life is such a mess
forget the past, and just say yes
tell me Joni, am I the one
to see you through?
In this broken town can you still jack in
and know what to do?
I remember our youth, our high ideals
I remember you were so uptight
that time in the trees, we broke that vice
we took some steps and now
we can't think twice
tell me Joni, am I right by you?
Tell me how your gonna lose this hard luck?
Hey Joni, when will all these dreams come true?
You'd better find a way
to climb down off that truck
shots ring out from the center of an empty field
Joni's in the tall grass
she's a beautiful mental jukebox
a sailboat explosion
a snap of electric whipcrack
she's not thinking about the future
She's not spinning her wheels
she doesn't think at all about the past
she thinking long and hard
about that high wild sound
and wondering will it last?
Kick it!
Hey Joni, put it all behind you
There's something turning, Joni, turning right to you
my head burns, but I know you'll speak the truth, hey!
hey Joni, put it all behind you
hey Joni, now I've put it all behind me too
forget the future
these times are such a mess
tune out the past, and just say yes
