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Morbius
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Morbius
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Quote by bluexxx
Tim can be minister for lighting and glo sticks lol

You'd have to keep him away from the fire though or he'd burn the place down :lol:
Jas
XXX
He could be minster for Camp Fires and Pyrography :twisted:
Wasn't that Guy Fawkes?
Not nice! I know Timmie's getting on in years but he's not quite as old as Guy Fawkes :twisted:
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Morbius
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Quote by Dirtygirly

Ya fat arsed git, you're always silly flipa
Jas
XXX

Says the dippy moo whose arse has its own postcode!
Yea but yours covers at least 3 :razz:
Jas
XXX
And Jas's arse is sooo fantastic passionkisshump
Does Timmy know you have a soft spot for him?
bolt
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
He certainly does :twisted: Jas Isn't too bad herself :giggle:
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Quote by Steve

Angel is slacking waited all day and now I am upset that I have no photographic proof

You and me both :-(
The photographic proof is most likely taking it's time coming because Angel is having trouble finding a camera with a wide angle lens :twisted:
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Quote by Jas-Tim
Tim can be minister for lighting and glo sticks lol

You'd have to keep him away from the fire though or he'd burn the place down :lol:
Jas
XXX
He could be minster for Camp Fires and Pyrography :twisted:
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Morbius
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Quote by Jas-Tim

Ya fat arsed git, you're always silly flipa
Jas
XXX

Says the dippy moo whose arse has its own postcode!
Yea but yours covers at least 3 :razz:
Jas
XXX
And Jas's arse is sooo fantastic passionkisshump
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Quote by Rogue_Trader
go to here you will find everything you want to know

You do realise this was an absolute piss take???
As far as I know you you measure boobs like this...
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Morbius
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Ok, as a warm bloodied, fairly well time served male :sparring: I have pondered this question for many a minute and as I have yet to find a suitable answer I thought I would ask for the input from the collective intelligence of the SH massive. :cheers:
What do the letters on bra sizes mean?? Cup sizes?? Yeah right!!! dunno
My boss (Calista) is an E cup and after many and hour of manual testing :smug: I know that E stands for Ergonomic :twisted:
SO what are the other letters for?? :confused2:
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Quote by Angel Chat
I'm a single guy from Kent so it seemed appropriate.

:shock: Oh god... No.... no, it can't be... *calms self*
Mine came about because I believe I have a guardian angel who looks after me. No matter how badly things might go wrong, everything always turns out well in the end.
Oh, and because I like to chat :angel:
Now why do I have a sneaky feeling I know you as Donna-Chat?????? :twisted:
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Quote by essex34m
So, as I am currently wearing a Liverpool FC shirt (this seasons black kit, in size XXL)

:rose:
You do know Essex that she's only wearing it to sleep in because that's all it's any good for :twisted:
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Quote by bluexxx
When I joined I had a baby who was mad on Blues Clues, a programme for under 5s, starring a cartoon dog, called Blue.
It was on TV the morning I joined this forum.
I added 3 kisses to show everyone how lovely I am

or the xxx is because you kick ass like Vin Diesel????? wink
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Quote by Calista
Two things ...
1) nothing at all clotheswise
2) Morbius
:inlove:

DAMN
I saw the thread title and was going to put the same thing, well, with you as #2 obviously ;)
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Quote by Earthchild
Seeing as we (I hope it was an 'us' invite not just a Calista invite) have a break fast invite, I'd just like to say you can have my sausage for breakfast any day :twisted:hump

I would be very glad to partake of the Morbius sausage wink
knows she is lovely and would share said morbius sausage :twisted:
I could say something boastful like "there's plenty to go around" but fear I may be setting myself up faaaaar to much with that one :giveup:
oooh you big hunk of loveliness i will be happy with a lick :twisted:
:happy::happy::happy::happy::boo::boo::spit:
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Quote by celestria

Calista, what are you like at cooking sausages?

Re-phrase that to what are you like at cooking sausages after two whole days of drinking munch style quantities and I'll forgive you lol :lol:
aaaah brekkies at chez celery n fektart were always awesome
Have never made it, such regrets :upset::upset::upset::upset:
;)
Open invites given at northern addresses are still valid in south wales addresses. wink You'd be more than welcome to come have breakfast with us anytime :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Please Miss, could I come too?? dunno:inlove:
Absolutely yes... it's a family wide invite, unless you would prefer it not to be :wink:
That's the benefit of kids getting older, we can leave them alone now :twisted:
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Quote by Earthchild
Seeing as we (I hope it was an 'us' invite not just a Calista invite) have a break fast invite, I'd just like to say you can have my sausage for breakfast any day :twisted:hump

I would be very glad to partake of the Morbius sausage wink
knows she is lovely and would share said morbius sausage :twisted:
I could say something boastful like "there's plenty to go around" but fear I may be setting myself up faaaaar to much with that one :giveup:
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Quote by Geordiecpl2001
I'd invite her out of of swinging retirement after the party- she used to be a bit scary, now she's a fluffy kitten :twisted:

She was more than scary... intimidated the life out of me... then I met her!! :giggle:
Ditto lol
Ah, bugger it... I wish I wasn't such a newbie. I wanna meet blue! wave
Whatever you do, don't say "I want to meet Blue" three times out loud. Look what happened on "Beetlejuice" then imagine it ten times worse !!
J & S
I don't get what all the panic and fear is around Blue dunno
She's a pussy cat really :twisted:bolt
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Quote by Earthchild
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Coz Morbius was being a pervy fecker in an IRC adult sex chatroom, Ally Mcbeal was on the TV at the time so I changed my name to Calista and went in there and "picked him up"!
Fuck me he was good, until I giggled and he twigged it was me. The nickname stayed to remind him I can always catch him out ;) :twisted:
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

One word
BIATCH
smackbottom:kick:
It's still funny 12 years on :evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2:
but kinda romantic! lol xxx
Yeah but did you see?????? She said i was GOOD smile:happy::smug:
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Quote by celestria

from what i remember fuckin gorgeous lady vodka xx

Remember that song that said "everyone needs a busom for a pillow"? I think Earthy's busom would be my choice of pillow
At your height her rack would be like a king size bed for you.
p.s. the song you refer to is 'Brimfull of Asha' by Cornershop
Too slow widearse... my house now :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Seeing as we (I hope it was an 'us' invite not just a Calista invite) have a break fast invite, I'd just like to say you can have my sausage for breakfast any day :twisted:hump
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Quote by Calista
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Coz Morbius was being a pervy fecker in an IRC adult sex chatroom, Ally Mcbeal was on the TV at the time so I changed my name to Calista and went in there and "picked him up"!
Fuck me he was good, until I giggled and he twigged it was me. The nickname stayed to remind him I can always catch him out ;) :twisted:
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

One word
BIATCH
smackbottom:kick:
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Mine was because at the time we joined the scene I had a big thing for vampires (still do to a degree) and talking of degrees, I was at uni studying Forensics.
Morbius was/is a cartoon character, a vampire scientist..... best of both worlds smile
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Quote by essex34m

Calista, what are you like at cooking sausages?

Well to be honest, it's all in the preparation. You need a nice firm, solid one, nothing worse than a weiner with no girth! Sausages need a decent amount of meat with them. Then, they need to rolled around with a little something to keep them lubed and stop them sticking. At appropriate points they needed to be show the tongs, and moved around appropriately in order to make sure they don't spit too much and of course should always be subject to a taste test ...
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Very often, I have felt for my mate Morbs. Tonight I high five him.
For years I've been wondering who it was feeling me..... now I know
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Quote by celestria

Calista, what are you like at cooking sausages?

Re-phrase that to what are you like at cooking sausages after two whole days of drinking munch style quantities and I'll forgive you lol :lol:
aaaah brekkies at chez celery n fektart were always awesome
Have never made it, such regrets :upset::upset::upset::upset:
;)
Open invites given at northern addresses are still valid in south wales addresses. wink You'd be more than welcome to come have breakfast with us anytime :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Please Miss, could I come too?? dunno:inlove:
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Quote by noladreams

I've been using that line regularly for 16 years..... and it's NEVER worked ..... yet :twisted:

passionkiss Hello you!
'Ello you smile sillyassionkiss:
I do still exist, I've not been chained to some rotting post in the cellar.... yet
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Quote by essex34m
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

I'm not getting on my knees for you often but ... worship this is very true!
And no I won't whilst I'm down there
Yeah you would. You so would. :twisted:
I've been using that line regularly for 16 years..... and it's NEVER worked ..... yet :twisted:
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Quote by Calista
I'm going to regret ...buying maltesers and wearing a v-neck top tonight aren't I?

Next time buy Cadbury Creme Eggs! ;-)
bolt
I don't like them!

How big do you think my cleavage is btw?
Can't wait until next Easter smile :twisted:
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Quote by Dawnie
buying maltesers and wearing a v-neck top tonight aren't I?
currently giving the look to Morbius
although I seem to be getting a fair share of them for once

Surely if you are eating most of them, you should be fair on Morbs and eat them naked dunno
But if she was naked they would fall straight through her boobs :S
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Quote by mrs-bmw
I hate flies.
Do they even have a purpose beyond being annoying?
dunno

yes spreading diseases and food poisoning ewwwwwwww
Flies lay larvae that turn into maggotts and they can be very useful, even doctors use them for clearing dead skin off ulcerated wounds, creepy I know :eeek:
Best use is for fishing lol innocent
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