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Mouffe
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Keats was a genius. Wordsworth had his moments, but 'Daffodils' wasn't one of them if you ask me. 'The Prelude', however, is amazing. Dylan Thomas is sadly neglected these days - God only knows why. W. H. Auden was brilliant. The best contemporary poet I reckon is Wendy Cope. But we must never forget the real masters: Shakespeare, Chaucer, Donne, Milton and the rest - you really can't beat 'em! And that's where everything else has come from.
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Quote by shaunnw
hi, just wandering if there are any women out there who actually enjoy dominating men and dont just do it because they get paid to do it?
i've been looking for a dominant female to explore my submissive side but can't seem to find anyone genuine, and of the odd few that have been in touch , they have asked for money!
i've nothing against people that charge for their 'services' but it just doen't turn me on knowing that the only reason a woman is with you is because you are paying them!

As has already been mentioned Shaun, not all Dominant women charge for their services and if you keep looking (in the right places) you will eventually find what you are looking for.
I enjoy the D/s lifestyle and have been discovering it for over 2 years now. My advice is do to some reading on the subject matter before you actually throw yourself into anything especially if you are sure you will not enjoy it and no matter what anyone says it is supposed to be enjoyable.....it is still a two way thing even with a Dom/sub relationship.
I can pm you a few of the sites I use if you wish....just let me know
i'd really apreciate that, cheers!
I'd really appreciate it too if anyone could tell me where to begin.
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Luncheon meat's the best bait. But it has to be top quality or the little buggers just won't nibble on it.
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Quote by blondeslave

Ok OK........ I'll tell the truth, I am not really a sex therapist............. but I want to be..
Part of the training is listening to peoples horny stories???
Practising sex etc etc etc.............
So, all help will be gratefully received.............lol lol lol

Well didn't you say that. I'd be more than glad to help lol
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I could have told you that! lololol I'm glad I wasn't paying for your services. Love your avatar by the way x
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Well that's a lot of questions I have to say, but I suppose you've got a job to do.
I find using a hoover very therapeutic seeings as you ask. Housework in general helps me to relax. No: I don't have a friend called Dyson. But if someone I liked came along by that name, I would be happy to be their friend. I don't understand the sucking question: you'll have to be more specific I'm afraid. I hope that's enough info. for a diagnosis of some sort?
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I'm a student nurse - very good at solving erectile dysfunction if anyone needs help? wink
And how would you go about that then I wonder? confused :wink:
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Quote by blondeslave

I am a Sex Therapist.
Anyone in need of Therapy?????
xxxxxxxxxxxxx

How could anyone say no to that.
So Climb on my couch and lets get started......lol lol lol
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Quote by blondeslave

I am a Sex Therapist.
Anyone in need of Therapy?????
xxxxxxxxxxxxx

How could anyone say no to that.
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No your alright mate, nothing wrong with your mouth although I would take them mittens off to type.
Lol. It's not the mittens that are the problem methinks: more like the quayborde wink
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it's easy done Mouffe, it's easy done.
It is, it is. Teach me to keep my moth shut in the future won't it lol. I did have a couple of allies here, but they seem to have run off and left me!
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Ah, too much like hard work my dear lol
Well I have to say that surprises me: you don't seem like the sort who would give up prematurely like that confused
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Quote by freckledbird
Mouffe, we have more than our fair share of grammar police already, give people a break, leave the tellings off to freckledbird our resident teacher and guru of the spelling mistake!
worship
lol

I'm the retired spelling guru if you don't mind :lol:
Still a primary school teacher though.
So why have you retired then? We'll never win the fight if folks keep leaving the battle.
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Quote by little gem
Mouffe, we have more than our fair share of grammar police already, give people a break, leave the tellings off to freckledbird our resident teacher and guru of the spelling mistake!
worship
lol

I didd say I was working to try and beat my 'problem'. But I'm now standing in the corner duly punished anyway redface
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Quote by pepps
OOOOOPS is it me mouffe?
well hey if you want to give out the punishments?
I could do with a good spanking!
i hope this was correctely spelt sir? wink :jagsatwork: :swingingchair:
love peppsxxx

How could I refuse an offer like that lol. I'd be more than happy to spank you if that's what you want. I doubt somehow though that it would improve your spelling :shock:
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Quote by HungryP
I'm an English teacher. Sad I know: but the standard of grammar and punctuation in the ads and on the forum really gets to me. Can you believe that I'm actually in the remotest bit intereted in such things when I'm looking at people's profiles lololol. I need to relax and lighten up a bit I think. Any suggestions?

Relax, many of us are equally picky about spelling & grammar confused , & people who can't be bothered with either are often asked to make more of an effort.
The exception to this is Debbiewebs, because if she suddenly started using perfect prose......... the world would stop turning, & the Forum would lose most of its interest!!!!! biggrin
Everyone else should buy a dictionary :shock: !
Absolutely! Dictionaries all round I say! There is evidence of sloppy spelling on this very thread! Oh no! There I go again! lol
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Quote by Vix
I'm an English teacher. Sad I know: but the standard of grammar and punctuation in the ads and on the forum really gets to me. Can you believe that I'm actually in the remotest bit intereted in such things when I'm looking at people's profiles lololol. I need to relax and lighten up a bit I think. Any suggestions?

Don't worry.
There's a bunch of us like that. If you can't express yourself, in your native language, then forget it.
I'm so glad it's not just me! We could start a revolution if we wanted to I reckon!
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I'm an English teacher. Sad I know: but the standard of grammar and punctuation in the ads and on the forum really gets to me. Can you believe that I'm actually in the remotest bit intereted in such things when I'm looking at people's profiles lololol. I need to relax and lighten up a bit I think. Any suggestions?
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Just wear them round the house Rachel-Lane. That way they'll get their creases back in all the right places. It's like when you wake up and the side of your face you've been lying on looks like crinkle cut chips. After you've walked round in it for a while, hey presto! the wrinkles just drop out as if by magic. Trust me: it's guaranteed to work biggrin
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Don't fool yourself Venus: we are numbers and not names!
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You're welcome: it really is great. Perhaps those moderator types are just shy? But they could be ex-KGB!
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I don't understand the question. But then again I'm no where near clever enough to come up with a website like yours: it's fantastic!
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But I love the last word more. I'll feel really stupid (and rejected) now if I'm the last in the thread!
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Good evening everyone. I'm another new person too (if you know what I mean). The first messenger seemed to hit the nail on the head: you all seem like a friendly lot. And you like bikes as well. I'm in heaven (and not just swinging heaven at that)!