K just has to be for Kinky 

I think we have all had these type of messages and as Amir says, we have also sent the ones we really wish we had proof read before clicking the send button. Instinct is one of the greatest tools when using the internet for any king of meets, and usually, if it feels too good to be true, it often is too good to be true. Stay safe, keep plugging on and it really is worth the investment ;)

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I can't help feeling that the SHPP's disappointing showing in the recent General Election may have been down to the lack of a coherent, structured Party manifesto.
It's been a while since a UK government served a full term of office, so chances are we'll have another opportunity quite soon. To make sure we're ready, I think we should start working now to present sensible, workable policies on a number of vital issues...
1. Foreign policy: What, if any, border controls/concessions do we need for the purposes of facilitating international rumpy-pumpy? I vote for ANY kind of rumpyppumpy
2. Arts & Entertainment: How much should an SHPP government invest in the building and running of community rumpy-pumpy clubs? I firmly believe this should be a high priority and may result in the introduction of new taxes to ensure we are able to meet our manifesto commitments. Just dont tax the rumpy-pumpy!
3. Roads & Public Transport: How many lay-bys per mile should we build for spontaneous commuter rumpy-pumpy? How much should we spend on helping the Train Operating Companies to repurpose "quiet coaches" into rumpy-pumpy coaches? I am unable to respond to this but willing to do a tour of the UK checking all laybys, car parks any other outside areas :bounce:
4. Employment: How many hours a week should students and pensioners cover for us to enable rumpy-pumpy at work? I would suggest a minumum of 60 hours per week for those under 80 but perhaps reduce to 40 over 80.
5. Sport & Leisure: How much investment is required to send a serious medal-winning Team GB to the Rumpy-Pumpolympics? See No 2
6. Defence: What can we do to facilitate research into developing a rumpy-pumpy bomb to pacify our enemies? Condom testing parties would be a starting point, and again, willing to support the SHPP in taking this issue forward.


There are of course many other areas of public concern which we need to be very clear on, but I think it's important we get these essentials nailed down first.

 ;)

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G is for God Only Knows cause I cant think of anything starting with G 

 

Duh!
G-Spot!

 Oh yes, obviously been away for too long, 

H is for Horny ;-)

G is for God Only Knows cause I cant think of anything starting with G 

I really do think this should have been brought back to life early December 2019, and our own little SH Party may have been in with a chance of winning :-)

The forums used to be the busiest part of the site, you couldn't keep up with the posts it was that busy. We had a bar on a weekend, and usually had a lot of drunken posts, parties all the time and generally took the micky out of each other, but all in a good humoured way.

D is for Dungeon :-)

Big hug on its way but remember, there is someone for everyone. We all get older, but we dont need to get old. None of us are as young as we used to be, and some of us are a bit rounder, but we all like different things, and anything worth it, is well worth waiting for.

Musketeer, you are as old as you feel, and a good attitude and a mature outlook is a lot more sexy and inviting than just a number. Never let anyone tell you different.

All the bond films and think I could take part in Skyfall if they ever remade it 

Im also back, mainly to check out Mals bum 

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I’m sure Sarah has it, along with the SH pin badges. ;)

 Oh no she hasnt, I have them stored safely away (not the pins, the collection of pics) :bounce:

Details on their way and looks like we got a full house for the night now 

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Hi mrs naughty,, any chance of a place for a little one lol x

 Be great to see you again and yes, very welcome to join us x

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Sounds like a really good way to meet and get to know people form this site 

 If you fancy joining us, drop me us a message and will send location details 

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Count us in, again

Wouldnt be a BBQ with out you two there ;)

After doing these for a few years, we are now organising yet another silly, totally mad,  BBQ night in Southport area with lots of food, fun and frolics on Saturday, 2nd September.

Everyone welcome, just get in touch for exact location and some directions.

We will be setting up around and usually the partying goes on till well after midnight. Just bring along any supplies, food or drink and a chair, coat, windbreaks and a spare Gazeebo always helps in case it gets a bit chilly.

Those who have been to previous ones always seem to have a brilliant night, so get in touch if you fancy it.

Please note, there will be swingers attending from other sites, plus some who are not any site.

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Fast and Furious 7  I just love a bit of vin...

 Love all the Fast and Furious films but that may have something to do with the very sexy cast :bounce:

Not sure what this says about us, but must have watched Mrs Doubtfire about 50 times, and Skyfall is getting close the same number, but my all time favourite film ever is Full Monty 

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Many thanks. Confirming.

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Hi
Just read about the BBQ could you give me details of the mix of people attending single/couples and are places still available for me and hubby,
Sue

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Yes please as might be arriving 'top less' (calm down as thinking the convertible.............though you never know)
Want us to throw a bag of charcoal in the boot ?
Also be bringing some kebabs, burgers, etc. oh and some baps to compare ;)

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Gutted we can't make it would of love to come, next time , pretty lady

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Who mentioned baps mmmmmmmmmmmmm