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Nicola_and_Alan
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 46
Straight Male, 60
UK

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Quote by Nicola&Alan
Seems like there are a few more snow loving SH members than i realised....
I love the snow, but cant ski to save myself... i tried and failed.... went to Austria in January, had a great time but failed to learn to ski...
I know Alan would probably be interested in a days skiing at the Xscape (theres one being built in glasgow as we speak)... i could go for the aprre ski...
anyhoo... just adding a name to the list

Alan has just walked in the door and seen this thread and shouted i do i do i do...
SH = Ski Heaven and Swinging Heaven.. sex and skiing at the same time can be dangerous... it can freeze your nuts off! Just imagine what you cold grab on a T-Bar!
Doing it on a chair lift, would this be classified as dogging???
A few years back there were things that were in fashion and if you were ever thinking of going skiing nude, like th epictures in the post cards, just remember that ultimate fashion accessory "The Willy Warmer"... And for the Ladies, you can get a set of Muffs!
The Scottish hills have almost full coverage at the moment, so what are you waiting for???
Alan
Quote by Darkfire
I got thrown out of Sunday School for this one -
If 'God' made the world, who made 'God'?
If God created all known living things etc etc etc, then who created the 'entity' that made everything else in the first place?
dunno

just to add to this line of thinking.....
Sunday school, they teach you god created adam and eve, they had 2 sons... one killed the other.... was dissowned but went off and found himself a wife..... errr..... err....
Quote by leprechaun
admin bod type things if u trying to mess with my tyler durden then u won't win

:laughabove:
:evil2: Welcome to the Twighlight Zone! :evil2:
seeing as you are 413 i was thinking maybe time warp.. But it seems the forum is 5 mins fast....
and you are not the onely one who was wondering about the clock
Quote by blonde
Do Huskies really 'Mush'? Is Mushing a myth? Have you ever seen a Huskie 'Mush'?
Some things In life are worth spending a few moments considering rolleyes
What have you always wondered?

I wonder :-
1. Do men really have 12" dicks
2. Do women really gush
Polo .......... u r so funny !!!!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

1... yes, but the only one i saw that size was on a gay guy so couldnt test it out... (it came through the door a good 5 mins before the owner did!)
2 most definately,..... tharrr she blowssss..... got a mpg if you dont believe me...
ummm, what about trees.... first of all you cut them down, then you cut them up.... wheres the sense in that??
Muahahahaha.... what a deviously time waisting game.....
got 1817 before i gave up.. but thats after a lot of restarts.....
argggggg... im gonna be playing this all night now!
81... not bad for a very over weight smoker!!!
also got it to 101 if i dieted and quit the cigs....
just goes to show... its nonsence..
and for person counting ages.. im 27 just now!
nic
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Seems like there are a few more snow loving SH members than i realised....
I love the snow, but cant ski to save myself... i tried and failed.... went to Austria in January, had a great time but failed to learn to ski...
I know Alan would probably be interested in a days skiing at the Xscape (theres one being built in glasgow as we speak)... i could go for the aprre ski...
anyhoo... just adding a name to the list
Quote by FreedomSeeker
Monogamy is unnatural and unnecessary

bollox!
I'm really not going to get into this debate coz im gonna end up saying something that won't be appreciated, my one word statement sums it up that sentence perfectly!
Each to their own...
Testing, testing, 1.. 2.. 3..
just seeing if im clever enough to copy and paste properly!
Nic
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
tatty's was very nice on Saturday :twisted:
Fee
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I couldn't agree more!! Sexyscotcarol was also sporting a rather lovely short tartan skirt on saturday...
Hi there,
Welcone to the site, i hope you stick around, the folks on here are some of the most genuine people around.... the no nonscence kind!
Have Fun!
Nic & Alan
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We're still here too....
trying not to let real life get in the way of things...
it cant be helped now and again...
Quote by Angel Chat
And a major thank you to everyone we got a chance to talk to for making us feel very welcome,

:doh: :doh: I didn't know you'd made it :cry: Can't believe I didn't get to say hello!! Will have to make a special effort next time kiss
And apologies to Bi-Guy-Notts for missing you off my post, it was lovely to see you as well, I know you had a long trip and were missing having Mrs Bi-GuyNotts by your side. :kiss:
Marcuso.... has to be said... you're a bloody loon! :lol2: But a good mate, was good to see you again, but I've made a mental note NOT to get my bottom out for you again... that slap hurt like feck and I reckon they heard it on the other side of Glasgow! evil
buggerit..... i cant believe we missed you.....
However..... i heard the slap.... and it must have hurt like a peach.... i wondered whos arse got it... i just wished it was mine.... lol...
oh well....
there will be a next time!!
nic & Alan
Quote by Calista
And a major thank you to everyone we got a chance to talk to for making us feel very welcome,

:doh: :doh: I didn't know you'd made it :cry: Can't believe I didn't get to say hello!! Will have to make a special effort next time kiss
And apologies to Bi-Guy-Notts for missing you off my post, it was lovely to see you as well, I know you had a long trip and were missing having Mrs Bi-GuyNotts by your side. :kiss:
Marcuso.... has to be said... you're a bloody loon! :lol2: But a good mate, was good to see you again, but I've made a mental note NOT to get my bottom out for you again... that slap hurt like feck and I reckon they heard it on the other side of Glasgow! evil
Oh give over you bloody wuss.......lol
I'm bringing my crop and cane to the next one babes........ :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I'll bring mine to your xmas do then ... I owe you at least two!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Cx
ummmm...... can i get a piece of that next time round???? :twisted:
if only i'd known!
Quote by Marcuso
I think I covered everyone there.....If there is someone I missed please feel free to PM me and slap my wrists..lol
Marcuso......what about yr bedroom partner!!!!...and fellow m74 traffic master....horseshoe bar finder....and supplier of red wine!!!!

:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
Oh Sh*t!!!!.....now I have to let the old git slap my wrists.....lol
REALLY sorry about that m8......I cheated and "copy/pasted" the list off page 1 of the munch thread.........and your name wasn't on it.
just for you
redwinelover ....... Good to see you again m8.......just so there's not only me having the pi*s taken out of them........lol
Stick that one onto the next edit/quote you do on the post m8...........lol
and what about us??? and after all that flashing you did!!! lol
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Oh My God, where do we start....
Firstly a huge thank you to Leprechaun... Whom with out his help we would have never made it to our first munch... but dont text Lucy at 5am next time!!! smackbottom
Secondly to Lucy and Ken, thanks soo much for all the trouble you went to getting the venue organised, the buffet sorted and for the wonderful karioke set up... and for all the behind the scenes hard work you do that we never know about. Also, a huge thanks to poor Ken, who never made it out of the DJ box, your music skills were much appreciated! (so was the morning wake up call, thanks again Lucy!)
And a major thank you to everyone we got a chance to talk to for making us feel very welcome, im not going to name names either partly to the fact that there were so many names and faces i'll get you all confused...
Give yourselves a big pat on the back for making two newbies feel very welcome and relaxed within minutes...
biggrin Big smiles to the lady that met us at the door smeared in other peoples lipstick!.... who turned out to be the wonderful Sarah (thanks for your PM) :D
Hope to see you all again at a munch near you...
Nicola & Alan
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confused: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:
Does anyone have a mobile number for Lucy or any of the others organising the munch??
Ive been on hols and had a corrupt pc, tonight is the first chance i have been able to get to a pc... anyhoo sob story over sorta...
I never got to confirm that alan and i would like to go and have no way of getting in touch with her.... anyone able to get a hold of her???
If you are able to, i can PM you over my mobile number so she can get a hold of us...
Hopefully se can get there but if not have a grrreat night out on the tiles.....
Nicola & Alan
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thanks again guys...
and just when you thought we were back full time... im off on my hollibags... got 2 weeks of sun drenched fun in spain...
last time i checked it was 23 degrees.... lol
so have a great 2 weeks without us....
in the freezing wet and miserable cold!
(sorry, couldnt resist!)
nic
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Hi there...
Thanks for the warm welcome backs...
Real life is the thing that gets in the way of your social life... its not a pretty thing when it happens.. but it happens to us all!
Nic
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Hi guys....
This is just a quicke to say hi, were back, real life caught up with us over the summer and was a bit of a busy and rough ride for us both...
But things are great now and looking forward to taking part in the forums again!
Hope you have all been well and had plenty fun since we were here last here.
look forward to catching up with you all...
Nicola and Alan
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im a bit late with adding to this conversation but..... a party like that i would surely be up for..
its great to get into a place and know you are going to be appreciated for who you are and not what you look like... on the other hand i'd feel a lot happier knowing that the guys going to a party like that were wanting to go because they liked bigger women and not because they are randy little net geeks looking for a hole to spurt their stuff...
you know... any hole will do, that sort...
As for it being a size-ist party then why not? just add it to a list of many different nights you could have at a club... you get Bi night as it is, why not a bbw night or a slimline night, that way no one is put out by not getting in to a club or party...
Just think of the fun the women could have when the "More Than 8" night was on.... sooo many opportunities!
on a serious note, theres a private club up here in scotland, if you want to join you first of all have to send a face pic and a letter, and if they pick you you get to attend an interview!! now does that sound like fun?
swinging is swinging and it should be open to all, no matter what you look like, colour, size, disabilities...
ok so you say you are welsh , english,anglo saxon, scottish,cornish, and any other combination you can think of well all i have to say is-
Were all 'Heinz 57'
so pass the ketchup and lets mix things up
ive been told to sign this so i will
signed Alan
and not nicola
Quote by AlexandAlanda
Call me a sick freak etc, but theres something about pregnant women thats drives me crazy!
*Awaits verbal slapping*

oh gawd yes!!!! that floats my boat too ~ Nicola x
Quote by reddevil555
ive tried, but for some reason it wont let me edit the poll options any more, my stupid mistake in the first place, if anyone can shed some light for me i will gladly rectify it for the welsh and scots
sorry again sad my other mistake was taking for granted scottish folk would use north
again sorry

if your going to have a poll with scotland and wales.. you have only 4 choices, scotland, wales ireland and england...
if your having south east, south west etc,.. like england, scotland and wales are divided into areas too!
...............
for your poll.... im from south west scotland but now stay in central scotland biggrin