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Nicola_and_Alan
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 46
Straight Male, 60
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Master of Sex
Quote by Edin BBW
I'm in Scotland but can't vote in the poll as the option doesn't exist.
seems like anything north of watford doesnt exist!!!
Another disgruntaled Scotswoman
PUT SCOTLAND ON THE POLL
Master of Sex
Im kinda knowing how you feel.
My cousin lost her eight year battle with cancer on wednesday, she was 63.
It wasnt the cancer that killed her, she had been in hospital to have another tumour removed from her sinuses ( i went to see her, she was her usual chirpy self) she got home last wednesday and a week later while getting ready to go out an artery somewhere in her head blew and she bled to death in less than 3 minutes.
Her poor husband didnt know whether to stay with her or call 999... he ran for the phone.. by the time he got the phone and got back to her she was dead...
so guys.. life is precious... make the most of it.. you just never know whats around the corner
nic
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My cousin lost her eight year battle with cancer on wednesday, she was 63.
It wasnt the cancer that killed her, she had been in hospital to have another tumour removed from her sinuses ( i went to see her, she was her usual chirpy self) she got home last wednesday and a week later while getting ready to go out an artery somewhere in her head blew and she bled to death in less than 3 minutes.
Her poor husband didnt know whether to stay with her or call 999... he ran for the phone.. by the time he got the phone and got back to her she was dead...
so guys.. life is precious... make the most of it.. you just never know whats around the corner
nic
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Master of Sex
Hi there,
welcome to the site...
and yes there are a good few scottish swingers on here.. us being one lot..
have fun!
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welcome to the site...
and yes there are a good few scottish swingers on here.. us being one lot..
have fun!
x
Master of Sex
478,000 for my name world wide
57,500 for my name uk wide
731for my name in "
and
218 are acutally me... as in my web site..
so im in there...
nic
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57,500 for my name uk wide
731for my name in "
and
218 are acutally me... as in my web site..
so im in there...
nic
x
Master of Sex
im a bit late with this but im reading dan brown's davinci code
Master of Sex
hi partyman,
im have a basic handle of html and can get along building sites withouth it, but a mate of mine made my website with dreamewaver so had to learn how to use that...
im a novice when it comes to DW, i can get tables and things going but thats about it.
All im wanting to do is add a couple extra pages, the pages are there but the buttons are horizonally at the top and they look like tabs from a folder (make sense?)
im using MX
nic
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im have a basic handle of html and can get along building sites withouth it, but a mate of mine made my website with dreamewaver so had to learn how to use that...
im a novice when it comes to DW, i can get tables and things going but thats about it.
All im wanting to do is add a couple extra pages, the pages are there but the buttons are horizonally at the top and they look like tabs from a folder (make sense?)
im using MX
nic
x
Master of Sex
hi guys, im hoping one of you is a dreamweaver guru.. im needing a bit of tuition.. i already have a webbie made for me but im wanting to add another page to it and i have no idea how to make the new tab link.
as in not the slightest idea, i cant even see anything that is uselful in any of the menu options....
if any of you have a clue about this can you pm me and i will give you the link to let you see what im talking about
any advice is appreciated!
Nic
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as in not the slightest idea, i cant even see anything that is uselful in any of the menu options....
if any of you have a clue about this can you pm me and i will give you the link to let you see what im talking about
any advice is appreciated!
Nic
x
Master of Sex
nicola here....
your now saying its a working formula but i have a male friend of mine with size 8 feet (work it out its late) and an 8 in cock.... that definately doesnt work
your now saying its a working formula but i have a male friend of mine with size 8 feet (work it out its late) and an 8 in cock.... that definately doesnt work
Master of Sex
this is for the guys that enjoy fisting.... ive never done it.. an odd finger here and there but thats about it...
when inserting a finger or two, is there a particular direction i should be pointing my fingers? ie a womans g spot but on a guy... and how far in, if thats a consideration
i guess naughtynymphos would be a good person to anser this too.. but all answers are appreciated.
when inserting a finger or two, is there a particular direction i should be pointing my fingers? ie a womans g spot but on a guy... and how far in, if thats a consideration
i guess naughtynymphos would be a good person to anser this too.. but all answers are appreciated.
Master of Sex
Quote by edinbughchris
One other comment - if Xtasia is your first venture into clubland - it has a very different style to other clubs.
a quick thread hijack here.... what is so different about Xtasia? other than the size of it
Master of Sex
Quote by Ice Pie
So if you have a foot that is 30cm long you then add 5cm =35 cm then divide by 2 =
= apporx 7" of cock
30cm of foot is what a size 9 / 10 male shoes?
I guess that will just have to do for me then :P
Speaking as a wearer of size 9 shoes, I can confirm that this formula is absolute bollox.
dont blame me.... blame the russians!
Master of Sex
Quote by Ice Pie
I want some advice though! What should I do! Is she being reasonable? This is driving me crazy. I am trying to be nice but I want what I want.....
And that's all that counts, right?
You are sounding like a desperado who doesn't have a girlfriend and is just here hoping someone will offer to suck his cock out of sympathy. Either that or you're a nasty piece of work if you would actually get pleasure from having your girlfriend do something she doesn't like. If she says she doesn't like it, why the hell are you trying to persuade her? What would you say if she tried to make you do something you don't like?
Well said Ice....
Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me,
think about someone else for a change!
Master of Sex
it might be that his cock smells funny and shes doing the milkman, postman and bus drivers just for the hell of it....
Master of Sex
Quote by Sarah
So if you have a foot that is 30cm long you then add 5cm =35 cm then divide by 2 =
= apporx 7" of cock
30cm of foot is what a size 9 / 10 male shoes?
I guess that will just have to do for me then :P
30 cm is about a size 12 as far as i know... but find a guy and measure his foot!
anything more than this is the Yipeeee factor, lol, and no, you cannot measure the circumference of the foot to get the girth... unless you wanna try and calculate it
and nope, it said nothing about womens feet
Master of Sex
Quote by Morbius
Leave her.
Women who "don't do that" are a complete waste of time. (I would guess the same applies to men who expect but don't give too)
Trust me, I know, I've been with 2. (one for 5 and a half years)
Both, retrospectively had problems with intimacy.
Go and find someone who will. I did, and I'm 500x happier.
Quote by ChairmanMiaow
I can't reiterate how much you have to ump a woman who does this.
If you don't, I would lay a very large amount of money that she turns out to be a complete nightmare as the relationship develops.
I'm sorry... but what a stupid attitude!!
:x :x :x God do we have the boys bridage in or summit?? I know its silly season and all.............
Quote by hateitorloveit
Yeah I was thinking that too but then everybody jumped on me in the other thread and starting saying stuff like "If you think a BJ is central to a relationship then you are sick", and "I didn't start sucking till I was in my 30s".
Thing is she is really hot and I like her but yeah I need to be in a relationship that fulfills my needs.
Again sorry, but I think this is part of the issue........ having a relationship is a partnership, and like life in general it is full of comprimises. Ruling out or giving up on a relationship because she wont give you a blowjob is pathetic!!!! and i cant help thinking that if that is enough reason for you to 'dump' her, then she's probably better off without you. :doh:
I think i'm safe in saying that for most of us on here sex is a big part of our relationship, but so is understanding and accepting that were all different with different likes and dislikes, god it would be boring if we all liked the same things!
i agree with most of the above....
thats total blackmail... im going to leave you if you dont suck my cock... BOLLOX!
you have serisously agrevated me, i personally think you are childish, selfish wankers that really dont deserve anyone.... poor woman for even thinking about being near you!
get a grip, no means no... end of conversation!
Master of Sex
This is Alan's thread...
reading a recent article in the paper i was suprised that the russians have just found out that the size of your feet are directly proporsional to the size of the penis .This for those interested is the measurement of the length of the foot in centimetres +5cm /2. So if you have a foot that is 30cm long you then add 5cm =35 cm then divide by 2 = a lot of folk dont have size 12 feet the size of the normal penis will be smaller
And for all those ladies who like to fanticise, the swimmer 'Thorpe' for australia has size 17 shoes so that would make him a big boy ,lol.
and before you think of it Coco the clown has padded shoes not size 54
reading a recent article in the paper i was suprised that the russians have just found out that the size of your feet are directly proporsional to the size of the penis .This for those interested is the measurement of the length of the foot in centimetres +5cm /2. So if you have a foot that is 30cm long you then add 5cm =35 cm then divide by 2 = a lot of folk dont have size 12 feet the size of the normal penis will be smaller
And for all those ladies who like to fanticise, the swimmer 'Thorpe' for australia has size 17 shoes so that would make him a big boy ,lol.
and before you think of it Coco the clown has padded shoes not size 54
Master of Sex
Quote by Bassman
I'm very handy when it comes to vaginal fisting.
Was once fisting a ladyfriend at a fetish club in London (TG) when one guy caught site and said to his mate "my god he's got his whole hand in there", we had a good laugh when we showed him what I had in there.
Those of you that know me will understand what I mean.
come on... out with it...
enquiring minds want to know!!!
Pvt me if you dont wanna say out loud...im willing to give anything a go if its gonna make it more fun!
Master of Sex
Quote by Kniphofia
I am always quite amused when I see ads for VVVWE men..... I always think, "oh, more beginners".
Once upon a time I'd have asked the Fairy Godmother for a bigger dick. Now I know that what I REALLY want is slightly smaller hands.
So far I've never met a woman who didn't blow up like an ammunition-dump after about a minute of really quite gentle fisting. It does, I'm afraid, rather prove that size DOES matter.
But what the hell. It's always nice to be in a club and watch some strapping geezer with a ten-inch todger hammering away like a lunatic with no visible results, and then just quietly step in and open the lady's floodgates.
i havent laughed that much for ages....
maybe not smaller hands, just a lil bit more supple or more lube or or or! lol
Master of Sex
Quote by KandA
With regard to fisting, we discovered the pleasur of this a few months ago. it is best when she has been well pleasured previously and is simply another stage of our lovemaking. I have quite large hands and have to be very gentle, but eventually we get to the stage when she is pushing herself onto my hand, in such excstasy that she is virtually oblivious to what she is doing, simply moaning with pleasure.
this is the key to getting it over your knuckles... let her push on to you, that way she is in control and if its going to go in it will
Master of Sex
whats so good about it..... in a few words..
Ohhhhhhh, god!!!!
it really is the most mind blowing experience any woman could have... you think you orgasmed before.... you aint seen nothing yet!
Ohhhhhhh, god!!!!
it really is the most mind blowing experience any woman could have... you think you orgasmed before.... you aint seen nothing yet!
Master of Sex
Quote by O. K.
All men and women like to hear things that make them feel good about themselves now and then. It makes us feel wanted and appreciated.
When you are asked how your day went, and they really want to know
When you are told how sexy you are
When you are told you are smarter than anyone else they have been with
When you are told you are great in bed
What is your favourite compliment to give or have or which has been the best received and got you in their goodbooks?
I love you
I want you
I need you
just one would be nice!
:sad:
Master of Sex
Quote by hitch631
lol SORRY I DID Warn you I cant believe it I am now wondering if she is alive ??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
you have a problem if you think thats alive!!!!
Master of Sex
BBB is well worth the £4... what else could you buy for that???
have a ball, its a great atmosphere.
have a ball, its a great atmosphere.
Master of Sex
ive had the same problem blue...
one minute i could get on the next i cant... and i still cant...
and surprise surprise is doing nothing to help me...
the account was about 9 years old and has photos and everything on it...
anyone any good at sorting this out?
one minute i could get on the next i cant... and i still cant...
and surprise surprise is doing nothing to help me...
the account was about 9 years old and has photos and everything on it...
anyone any good at sorting this out?
Master of Sex
i used to call my ex's cock Floyd, for resons better known to myself... i dont usually name things but it just seemed apt
anyhoo.. hes gone and so has the name
anyhoo.. hes gone and so has the name
Master of Sex
muahahah... just did alan's... hes 57% slutty... didnt think he was that bad
Master of Sex
pah! says im 58% slut.....
i so totally dont agree... may be 1% of me is slut... the rest is pure!
i so totally dont agree... may be 1% of me is slut... the rest is pure!
