Master of Sex
Nope, no problems here either... im 27 and hes 41.... i like older men!!!
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Nicola_and_Alan
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 47
Straight Male, 60
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Master of Sex
Quote by SarfLondoner
I personally don't see how it could matter but would like to know if any of you think it does.
Not one bit ! !
Being born when I was has absolutely nothing to do with how I sort my shopping on the belt so that fridge stuff can go in a "fridge" bag, freezer stuff can go in a "freezer" bag, fruit can go in a "fruit" bag, cleaning stuff can go in a "cleaning stuff" bag and bathroom stuff can go in a "bathroom stuff" bag etc, etc to make it easier for me when I get home ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Regardless of what youmight think
I thought i was the only person that did that
not an aquarian are you dammy ??Oh my God!
That's me.....
another anal aquarian!
must remember to ask the person in front at the checkout what sign they are next time.....us aquarians take forever to unload our shopping onto the belt.... :shock:
But it's sooo much easier once you get it all home!
and i thought it was just me that did that...
chalk up another one for Aquarius...
Do i believe... hmmm in a broad sense yes.. i can see traits that the books tell us.. and im a pretty typical hoarding Aquarian thats a bit off the wall and doesnt do normal....
ps... i love leo men!
Master of Sex
not in your fuckin life!!!
no way would i go near one of those bloody great furry spiders, its bad enough they look like face huggers they are furry to go with it!!!
as for daddylonglegs... and moths... eurrghhhh get them away from me!
but rats and snakes and mice and bats and lizards i can handle... lovely creatures..
my brother had a corn snake for about 10 years but it got too big to be around his lil daughter so he swapped it for a car (strange swap)
no way would i go near one of those bloody great furry spiders, its bad enough they look like face huggers they are furry to go with it!!!
as for daddylonglegs... and moths... eurrghhhh get them away from me!
but rats and snakes and mice and bats and lizards i can handle... lovely creatures..
my brother had a corn snake for about 10 years but it got too big to be around his lil daughter so he swapped it for a car (strange swap)
Master of Sex
Quote by G and H
You are wrong, it is not illegal, it is alwasy swinging freely under the kilt
lol... yeah but as long as you are doing it on your own your fine... do it with others and spend the night in the nick!
Master of Sex
yeah i know its a private party.. but its as close as scotland will get for now
and yes any private party i was ever at you had to pay to get in, but that was only to cover the rent of the venue, food and drink.
and yes any private party i was ever at you had to pay to get in, but that was only to cover the rent of the venue, food and drink.
Master of Sex
this is pretty much the view from my living room window... usually without the boat... infact its better without it, you can see the hills all the way up to Ben Cruachan... i cant find the pic without the boat so this will just have to do!
Master of Sex
i have finally sourced a club in scotland... but read this
"Single ladies are required to attend an interview prior to their membership being accepted. two forms of ID are required, a photo ID and a utility bill or similar (not mobile telephone bills) as proof of address. "
ummm... seems a bit odd to me... having to attend a formal interview for a club, i know its safety from reporters but doesnt this smell of... if your not pretty enough you dont get in???
"If you are a reasonably attractive and a sexy couple or single bi female and you are seeking the thrill of sexual recreation among your peer-group then you've come to the right place. you and your partner can find everything you desire on special Saturday nights with Adult Parties Scotland"
opinions please....
however, please do remember that swinging clubs in scotland are illegal... and dont actually exist, so this is just a figment of your imagination!
"Single ladies are required to attend an interview prior to their membership being accepted. two forms of ID are required, a photo ID and a utility bill or similar (not mobile telephone bills) as proof of address. "
ummm... seems a bit odd to me... having to attend a formal interview for a club, i know its safety from reporters but doesnt this smell of... if your not pretty enough you dont get in???
"If you are a reasonably attractive and a sexy couple or single bi female and you are seeking the thrill of sexual recreation among your peer-group then you've come to the right place. you and your partner can find everything you desire on special Saturday nights with Adult Parties Scotland"
opinions please....
however, please do remember that swinging clubs in scotland are illegal... and dont actually exist, so this is just a figment of your imagination!
Master of Sex
Woooohoooooo!!!!
Congrats Cisco, Mum and baby......
I hope all is well with you three..
Look after each other!
Nic
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Congrats Cisco, Mum and baby......
I hope all is well with you three..
Look after each other!
Nic
x
Master of Sex
Alan, reckons it looks like jesus..... are we going to hell now??? :twisted:
Master of Sex
Hi there...
I would sincerely hope that it had nothing to do with your race and more to do with the area you lived in... i really cant add all that much more to whats already been said...
One suggestion is get to some of the munches and get known about the forum, that will give you a better standing in meeting folk, and also going to clubs near you will give you a head start..
Nic
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I would sincerely hope that it had nothing to do with your race and more to do with the area you lived in... i really cant add all that much more to whats already been said...
One suggestion is get to some of the munches and get known about the forum, that will give you a better standing in meeting folk, and also going to clubs near you will give you a head start..
Nic
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Master of Sex
i dunno if it counts or not but i was 16 when i had my first sexual encounter with a girl and really didnt want to have sex with a man at all, but i decided 3 years later to do something about it so at 19 i slept with a friend and got it over with.
i still prefer girls and have only had 3 men in my life (well ones that i count) i did have a night where i lost count of how many there were....
:angel:
i still prefer girls and have only had 3 men in my life (well ones that i count) i did have a night where i lost count of how many there were....
:angel:
Master of Sex
i was having a shot at Troon beach, its about 40 mins from glasgow and about 3 miles of pure sand...
but you can do it without the buggy and do it pretty much anywhere there is a good bit of clear space
but you can do it without the buggy and do it pretty much anywhere there is a good bit of clear space
Master of Sex
Quote by yehaf
im about to start powerkiting.... does that pass as a form of exercise???
Wossat, then? Is it a remote control kite? Or something you fly into power cables?? Or...is it like powerdressing...."hey, look at me, I've got a kite and you need to take me seriously!"......I'm confused (but then you'd probably guessed that).... :-)
i hope that pic comes out...
this is kite buggying, im going to do this once i can fly the kite withough garotting someone... basically its a bloody big kite that can pull you around whether it is on land in a buggy or on a skateboard tupe thing or on snow or in the water....
do a google for powerkites and you will soon get the idea of what it is...
Master of Sex
your all demented... i did come in here hoping for some fantastic infomation but i get to look at a combine harvisgter instead!!
has anyone ever heard of a Bdoy Bare.. or even got one... i saw it on the TV ages ago and kinda want to get one in the hope that it will work..
i have also heard of women going and getting electrolysis on it so that the hair never grows back... but how sore would that be???
OUCH!
has anyone ever heard of a Bdoy Bare.. or even got one... i saw it on the TV ages ago and kinda want to get one in the hope that it will work..
i have also heard of women going and getting electrolysis on it so that the hair never grows back... but how sore would that be???
OUCH!
Master of Sex
awwwww such a pity they left... i was looking forward to having some fun with them...
oh well, will just have to wait untill they reappear in another name so i can squish them jus coz they are breathing
oh well, will just have to wait untill they reappear in another name so i can squish them jus coz they are breathing
Master of Sex
im about to start powerkiting.... does that pass as a form of exercise???
Master of Sex
see!! this is exactly why i dont own a purse or wallit or a handbag.... it gathers way too much crap to get lost...
closest thing i have is a business card holder and it barely shuts...
business cards
switch card
bank card
business bank card
driving lisence
blockbuster card
and i wonder why it wont shut!
closest thing i have is a business card holder and it barely shuts...
business cards
switch card
bank card
business bank card
driving lisence
blockbuster card
and i wonder why it wont shut!
Master of Sex
yeah, i have to say i probably wouldnt either, but i think it would feel a bit odd having sex with my bloke using a condom agan.... its been a long time..
saying that, you are right, you are never sure if people have been practicing safe sex or not, as long as they use condoms with you/us it shouldnt make a difference
saying that, you are right, you are never sure if people have been practicing safe sex or not, as long as they use condoms with you/us it shouldnt make a difference
Master of Sex
Quote by Chunky Love
Speaking o' kilts, here's a new pic for you. Just back fae a friends wedding and had this pic taken of me earlier today..
bloody hell chunky..... keep those photos comming!!!
Fwarrrrrr!
Master of Sex
Quote by Sharif
Can someone tell me what happens, I cant be asked to read
no bloody way!!!
dont you dare spoil it for the ones who havent even got the book yet!!!!
go read it you lazy git!
Master of Sex
Ok, this is a kinda take off from the wet area shagging....
Now a lot of us are in long term relationships and i doubt for a second that we all use condoms with our own partners.... correct me if im wrong here..
but
If you were in a club and saw a couple playing without protection would you play with them if they asked? im meaning safely with condoms... i know there are some folk who only go to clubs and have sex with their mates, what if they changed their minds and wanted another couple to join them...
would you think twice because of the no condom state they were in earlier?
Now a lot of us are in long term relationships and i doubt for a second that we all use condoms with our own partners.... correct me if im wrong here..
but
If you were in a club and saw a couple playing without protection would you play with them if they asked? im meaning safely with condoms... i know there are some folk who only go to clubs and have sex with their mates, what if they changed their minds and wanted another couple to join them...
would you think twice because of the no condom state they were in earlier?
Master of Sex
Quote by gingerjo-lee
sex in the pools are great
safe sex i do use condoms for sex but dont for oral so is there a safe sex ? unless we all carry cling film round with us i say do u mind if i put this cling film on your pussy to lick u same goes for a man a condom on his willy then we all can be safe
thanks jo
enquiring minds want to know.... does the condom go on before or after you get into the pool/jacuzzi???
and oral sex is a low risk category, but when it comes to your life, how risky do you wanna get?? however, there has been no recorded hiv transmittion between 2 females. so you make up your own mind! (bear in mind that says RECORDED so it could have happened)
again it is each to your own, and im exactly the same, no condoms for oral... unless its already there.
and yes, club sounds horrid...
Master of Sex
Me Me Me... i got extra holes too!!!
Ok, heres my list....
12 x left ear
1 x right
1 x right tragus
1 x right anti tragus
1 x tongue (no freezy shit)
1 x tongue web (again no freezy shit)
1 x right nipple
2 x left nipple (horiz,vert)
1 x clit hood (vert)
that should be 21 in total...
I also have 6 tattoos, 5 dragons scattered around and 1 chinese symbol for dragon.
i dont fancy the branding, it seems a bit too apinful for me... i know bit odd but hey!
Alan is free from holes.
and ive never ever been with anyone with a piercing.... not even an earing!!! (pity)
nic
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Ok, heres my list....
12 x left ear
1 x right
1 x right tragus
1 x right anti tragus
1 x tongue (no freezy shit)
1 x tongue web (again no freezy shit)
1 x right nipple
2 x left nipple (horiz,vert)
1 x clit hood (vert)
that should be 21 in total...
I also have 6 tattoos, 5 dragons scattered around and 1 chinese symbol for dragon.
i dont fancy the branding, it seems a bit too apinful for me... i know bit odd but hey!
Alan is free from holes.
and ive never ever been with anyone with a piercing.... not even an earing!!! (pity)
nic
x
Master of Sex
tenga un gran rato y todo el la mejor a su señora y al nuevo bebé...
¡véale pronto!
¡tener cuidado!
¡véale pronto!
¡tener cuidado!
Master of Sex
the only exciting bit of the programme was looking at the Radlett house.... i wouldnt mind that for myself....
would probably hold parties in it to, but without the roast pig!
would probably hold parties in it to, but without the roast pig!
Master of Sex
i am also in the same boat, and if anyone can help either of us i out i would be more than grateful!!!
Master of Sex
yep, your in the wrong place.... your pleas should be whined in the "let's meet up section"
Master of Sex
Hi Linzi
First of all... Welcome to Swinging Heaven!
I agree with everything that has been said so far.
The main question i would be asking yourself after reading all these comments is... surely if he has been swinging before he knows the unwriten rules of no means no and if its not something you truely want do do then he will not pressure you.
In reality he shouldnt be pressuring you at all!
If you are meaning after his wife and before he met you.. you really shouldnt take that into consideration, its in his past and we all have parts of our past that we would either like to forget or wouldnt do again or would wait until we found out if our partners wanted to participate.
I completely and totally understand where you are comming from, i was in a similar situation to yourself. To cut a very long story short i was lead to believe that my boyfriend at the time was being totally faithful although he still went to private play parties (there were some ground rules involved) but sadly i found out after 3 years of monogomy on my part that he had been sleeping with pretty much anything, and to top it all off it was people i knew (i found out one night sitting in an AOL chat room).
So i know where you are comming from.
I have been in a relationship now for almost 3 years and i still have moments of not trusting him, not because he has shown me reasons to mistrust but because of the past rearing its ugly head.
That is something you and i will both have to get over (admittedly i am 1000 times better than i was) and its not an easy process.
My best advice would be to stick around the forum and get to know the folk on here, none of them bite, and none of them are pushy.. but they ARE wonderful people full of great opinions and advice and have usually been there and done that.
Take it slowly and see what happens, most of all make sure it is your decision and nobody elses...!
I wish you the very best of luck with this
Nic
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First of all... Welcome to Swinging Heaven!
I agree with everything that has been said so far.
The main question i would be asking yourself after reading all these comments is... surely if he has been swinging before he knows the unwriten rules of no means no and if its not something you truely want do do then he will not pressure you.
In reality he shouldnt be pressuring you at all!
Quote by linzi
he dosent know that i know he has met people off this site himself after she left and it just make me really uneasy..
If you are meaning after his wife and before he met you.. you really shouldnt take that into consideration, its in his past and we all have parts of our past that we would either like to forget or wouldnt do again or would wait until we found out if our partners wanted to participate.
I completely and totally understand where you are comming from, i was in a similar situation to yourself. To cut a very long story short i was lead to believe that my boyfriend at the time was being totally faithful although he still went to private play parties (there were some ground rules involved) but sadly i found out after 3 years of monogomy on my part that he had been sleeping with pretty much anything, and to top it all off it was people i knew (i found out one night sitting in an AOL chat room).
So i know where you are comming from.
I have been in a relationship now for almost 3 years and i still have moments of not trusting him, not because he has shown me reasons to mistrust but because of the past rearing its ugly head.
That is something you and i will both have to get over (admittedly i am 1000 times better than i was) and its not an easy process.
My best advice would be to stick around the forum and get to know the folk on here, none of them bite, and none of them are pushy.. but they ARE wonderful people full of great opinions and advice and have usually been there and done that.
Take it slowly and see what happens, most of all make sure it is your decision and nobody elses...!
I wish you the very best of luck with this
Nic
x
Master of Sex
i'd be out looking for a car with similar damage to yours, it sounds like its pulped..... there has to be another one in a similar state to yours....
i know how you feel, i had a boy racer T-bone me causing over £2500 worth of damage.... it hurt like a bitch (few cuts and bruises nothing major)
i know how you feel, i had a boy racer T-bone me causing over £2500 worth of damage.... it hurt like a bitch (few cuts and bruises nothing major)
