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Onthebeach_1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 68
0 miles · East Sussex

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Quote by Katniss
Lots of people have asked me if we could possibly organise a Brighton and Hove Munch/Social
Id be happy to organise one with maybe a bit of help but wanted to get ideas of interest first, would you attend? What would make it a good event for you? No holds barred, vanilla venue, just a time and a place to meet up with like minded people smile
So what say you???? the SH voting public?

i would love to come along, could do with a night out in Brighton.
Quote by Rhea
Anyone tried left over yorkshire puddings with vinegar and sugar, yep i know what ur thinking ewwwww but they actually taste like pancakes mmmmmmmmmm and another golden oldie tripe n onions and nope not got a chance in hell im trying it, bread n dripping on toast as well
way back when in the good old days

MMMM hot toast with dripping from the sunday roast!
We used to have whole cod roes, cooked, vinegar on them and some brown bread with butter, probably not that cheap now. As a kid we also used to collect winkles from the beach and have them for sunday tea.
You cant make silk purse out of a sows ear!
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!
Another one here, and proud of it. i tend to notice lefties, and i see more and more. The ration of right to left must be increasing i am sure. In my family of 7, 4 were left handed. Kick with my left, eat right handed. Always a problem in restaurants with those side plates and glasses to the right. Can't help stealing someone else's drink, scissors are a pain! Literally! The old cheque books were awkward, glad they are gone, and keyboard number pads are designed for right handed people. As for sinister! i sold my soul a long time ago!
Quote by Steve
Let's all try to be more tolerant.

I have seen a fair few profiles that say "we're not interested in single guys" yet they have the single guy option ticked in their looking for section dunno
So very true quite often the profile info, advert and other information totally contradict each other, what is a poor,tolerant,normal single male to do!!!
I for one was pleased to see the results of the the local elections. Irrespective of whether it was a protest vote, but then they all say that don't they!
i know Red Ken may not be the best alternative, but is an Eton buffoon the real image we want to portray of London? Or perhaps it is?
Quote by Trevaunance
Well maybe not an invasion, but certainly not exactly above board!

irrespective of ones views on the Falklands, for the Argentine govt to put this together is pretty pathetic. They are obviously not looking to make any friends at the Olympics. i really do not understand what the Argentinian president is hoping to achieve by thio stunt and other attacks. One can only assume she has a very low poll rating and is clutching at straws.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Didn't see it going on, but from what I could work out, someone on another swing chat thought it would be amusing to cover their delicates with food and let the dog lick it off.......but only until someone called the plods and recorded the screen feed, fuckwitt!!!

Surely they should have called the RSPCA?
Quote by MidsCouple24
A London Council have announced that the private landlords are charging so much for property rent that they can no longer afford to put people up in thier properties and have asked a Stoke on Trent Housing Authority to house 500 families to ease thier problem.
There is a waiting list for council houses in Stoke as there is in all areas, we do have many houses for rent by private landlords but many of them will not take on DSS clients so it would be down to the Private Housing Authorities to help out, but why should they, they are here to help needing cases in the area, what about the people looking for work in Stoke on Trent, do they want another 500 families being dumped here to make the job market more competative, what about the DSS payments to those families and the housing benefit paid by the council, why should Stoke have to foot that bill out of it's financial budget.
Why haven't the London Councils addressed the problem and built more houses.
I am sure other councils have been or will be approached by the London Council to help them and if they succeed in passing thier problems on other London Councils will see it as a solution to thier problems and start dumping thier unwanted around the rest of the Country.
What about the families, there must be a reason they are living where they are, no consideration seems to be being given to them about sending them 200 miles from where they want to be.
It is just wrong.

This has been going on for years, it's called Social Dumping. Residents, normally poorer more vulnerable members of society are dumped from expensive areas into invariably deprived,cheaper areas exacerbating the problems of that already deprived area. All this does is put more pressure on the local services and support services, causing animosity,anger and with the influx.
Hi there AV, could put me down for this, if not too late. would really like to make this one if possible, keep the momentum going.
Thanks for that Skinny, much appreciated, iknow how hard it is for you, being the shrinking wall flower that you are. It would have been nicer to see more there, but never the less nice to meet those that were there.
Apologies to anyone that may have attended, that we did not see. i know this sometimes happens, but hopefully as the weather improves we can get together again and fine tune the event to make it more successful.
In my house there is a twilight zone, whereby as you pass through it erases your memory. i have one at work also!
I have heard from others, that a large number of these "zones" also exist in Public Houses.
Quote by Funlovers2009
The amount of times I walk upstairs for something and have completely forgotten by the time I get there, only to remember again by the time I come down stairs and have to go up again .........
I should look like Kate Moss with all the exercise ... Unfortunately, I dont! :sad:
Quote by twos_company
so ...
i logged back in
n .. totally 4got what i was lookin 4

Now there is honesty! lol
Quote by Geordiecpl2001
Well, when you South-easterners are doing your Lawrence of Arabia impersonations, crawling round a parched dust bowl of a countryside looking for water, you'll be glad to hear that up in the North we have LOADS of water !!
Tell you what..........send us some jobs and we'll send you some water.
John & Shel

It reminds me of Ice cold in Alex here sometimes. I dont know how we cope!
Quote by Lizaleanrob
not a lot really!! profiles with no pics ,winks and pictures where behind the subject looks like they have been robbed or the house looks like its been just searched by the local drug squad,
pet hate roll of toilet tissue in the background in bedrooms ect dunno

This did make me chuckle! lol
Quote by little gem
How can you loose a car? :shock: Not permanently! Good greif! I thought I had some dizzy moments, but blimey, you two make me feel like a professor! lol
Onthebeach.... The difference between acronyms and text speak is the 'BBW', 'VWE', 'BDSM', stand for the initials of the word, VWE = Very Well Endowed, where as text speak just contracts words to have a mixture of letters or symbols that make the same sound (ish) as the word, but it saves on space.
Knd v lke tis. ru getin wht i sy? Wht u doin l8r? Ru OK? CU sn.
kiss LG. x

Not wishing to sound pedantic and i appreciate what UR saying re text speak, but BBW or VWE are not acronyms they are initialisms surely, NASA, NATO, OPEC or QUANGO are. LOL is more of an acronym than BDSM.
Are smileys txt spk?
I text, e mail, speak, message all from my phone. I fully embrace all this new technology.I have even been known to use the odd WTF as and when it suits. It seems to me that this site is littered with what could be termed Text speak. BBW, VWE or even VVWE where is the difference?
That's a deal!
I did not realise there was going to be intoxicating liquor avaialble! I have had that before.
Quote by skinny
This is bound to be a fun evening, and just so long as you all make sure I don't run out of beer I promise I won't start singing!
Whoops been done!!
Quote by Onthebeach_1
There once was a woman with wings
Happy with the simple things
She had silk suspenders and high, heeled, stocking thighs
Helping me in my need
She was a friend, indeed
She was my baby until the day she died
Ain't nothin' like a gang bang
Ain't nothin' like a gang bang
Ain't nothin' like a gang bang to blow away the blues.
(repeat)
She was a woman who was twice my size
She looked into my eyes
She said "Only you can blow my blues away"
She said "I'll tell you what to do
Bring all your friends with you
And you can come up and see me any ol' time of day"
Ain't nothin' like a gang bang
Ain't nothin' like a gang bang
Ain't nothin' like a gang bang to blow away the blues, ahhh
(repeat)
There were twenty-seven guys
An unexpected surprise
She just kept on rockin' 'til the night was gone
She was smilin' through the tears
For a hundred and fifty years
Just lickin' her lips and helpin' me along
Ain't nothin' like a gang bang
Ain't nothin' like a gang bang
Ain't nothin' like a gang bang to blow away the blues.
There once was a woman with wings
Happy with the simple things
She had silk suspenders and high, heeled, stocking thighs
Helping me in my need
She was a friend, indeed
She was my baby until the day she died
Ain't nothin' like a gang bang
Ain't nothin' like a gang bang
Ain't nothin' like a gang bang to blow away the blues.
(repeat)
She was a woman who was twice my size
She looked into my eyes
She said "Only you can blow my blues away"
She said "I'll tell you what to do
Bring all your friends with you
And you can come up and see me any ol' time of day"
Ain't nothin' like a gang bang
Ain't nothin' like a gang bang
Ain't nothin' like a gang bang to blow away the blues, ahhh
(repeat)
There were twenty-seven guys
An unexpected surprise
She just kept on rockin' 'til the night was gone
She was smilin' through the tears
For a hundred and fifty years
Just lickin' her lips and helpin' me along
Ain't nothin' like a gang bang
Ain't nothin' like a gang bang
Ain't nothin' like a gang bang to blow away the blues.
Should that not be "Tiffin" old chum!
Quote by Geordiecpl2001
I'm going to join the RAF and be the guy who stands at the end of the runway and holds the Squadron Leaders dog as the Squadron Leader flys off to fight (as shown in the film Dambusters), then back to the canteen for breakfast or supper !
John
Judging by their coats, the bear did not fare too well either! or are furry hats and trims that the new "pampass grass"?
Quote by Max777
Well whether Mr C is humorous is the subject of a mass debate!! He makes me smirk occasionally, he makes me cringe mostly, as to whether that is humour, wit,saracsm or being satirical i am not sure. i did use the term loosley.

I'll leave the massdebating to you........
You never did answer my question as to whether you meant a majority or a minority. Maybe you don't know the difference? dunno
I am glad you saw my attempt at humour, I am sorry you lost me on the last part, majority or minority???
May I ask why you have to be so rude, casting aspersions on my understanding or grasp of what is a majority or a minority? Does it make you feel superior?
Well whether Mr C is humorous is the subject of a mass debate!! He makes me smirk occasionally, he makes me cringe mostly, as to whether that is humour, wit,saracsm or being satirical i am not sure. i did use the term loosley.
Quote by Max777
Anyway like Mr Clarkson, I was being humorous. where is your sense of humour?

The difference being, that Clarkson actually is humerous!
I am sorry I have offended you, I feel very strongly about what I believe in, you are, from my recollection happy to support the offensive comments of Mr Clarkson and was it not you that said the police have the right to beat up innocent people in the back of their vans?. Apologies if i am wrong. I am merely expressing my views. You obviously thought she was a paragon of virtue, one who supported the dictator Pinochet, who killed thousands of his own people, and the khmere rouge. I accept she was a very strong person but then so were many other people in history that does not mean they were good people.
Did MT respect all those families some of whom were "older" when she dumped them on the scrap heap. Anyway like Mr Clarkson, I was being humorous. where is your sense of humour?
Quote by starlightcouple

And yes, she is a frail old lady. Just because she is does not make any difference what my opinions are of her.

opinions are one thing, your comment was something else.
Quote by Onthebeach_1
i still have the Champagne on Ice for when she pops her clogs!

also as a man of your age it bloody well should make a differance to making a offensive comment as you did. sure i do not understand you to like her but realy, has age not taught you anything about the elderly dunno
Quote by Bluefish2009
are you actualy old enough to remember MT or just go on what peeple tell you dunno
i lived and worked through the MT years. (check my profile for my age) I do not want to dwell on the past, but i saw the way the country was ripped apart socially. This was when the culture of greed and them and us came into to being. The majority of this country lacks a social conscience, which ironically is exactly what DC is espousing now.
And yes, she is a frail old lady. Just because she is does not make any difference what my opinions are of her.

this would be the same culture of greed that was allowed, nay encouraged to flourish under Messrs Blair and Brown. So exactly whose fault is it that the majority of this country lacks a social concscience( if indeed it does) ?
I feel, as you have hinted here Max, it is more of a small minority, rather than the majority who lack a social conscience
i quite agree! who are they do you reckon??