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:o :o :o :oAs a parent of 3 boys (all grown, married and parents themselves now) and grandparent of 6, I can only offer the following advice.....
Password lock a screensaver on to your PC. The little angels usually just click on "download" without thinking about a possible virus.
Buy some earplugs. They will not like your music and you won't like theirs.
Be prepared for hormonal tantrums.
Invest in a suitably sized cage. Not for them as that would be cruel. Buy it for yourself and the fridge or your beer/wine will disappear.
Hope that helps,
Password lock a screensaver on to your PC. The little angels usually just click on "download" without thinking about a possible virus.
Buy some earplugs. They will not like your music and you won't like theirs.
Be prepared for hormonal tantrums.
Invest in a suitably sized cage. Not for them as that would be cruel. Buy it for yourself and the fridge or your beer/wine will disappear.
Hope that helps,
Ode to Blondeslave... by Parrot.
I'm only a parrot, but seeing your face.
Reminds me of someone whose name I can't place.
I knew her so well, but a long time has passed.
Time that reminds me that not all things last.
So writing these words is the best I can do.
To help me remember a loved one so true.
A girl from my past that I wish I still knew.
At last, I've remembered that her name was Sue.
I'm only a parrot, but seeing your face.
Reminds me of someone whose name I can't place.
I knew her so well, but a long time has passed.
Time that reminds me that not all things last.
So writing these words is the best I can do.
To help me remember a loved one so true.
A girl from my past that I wish I still knew.
At last, I've remembered that her name was Sue.
Hi Blue........
I'm 32 and drive a Bentley Continental.
I also live in Lancs in my 48 bedroom mansion.
I have a string of Polo ponies and an Olympic sized heated indoor pool.
I light my Havana cigars with £50 notes that have been freshly ironed by my butler or one of the other 25 servants.
I would love to meet you and whisk you off to Barbados in my private jet for the weekend but unfortunately, we have not met before so I completely understand that you will not wish to come with me.
Have a nice day.
Prince Steve
I'm 32 and drive a Bentley Continental.
I also live in Lancs in my 48 bedroom mansion.
I have a string of Polo ponies and an Olympic sized heated indoor pool.
I light my Havana cigars with £50 notes that have been freshly ironed by my butler or one of the other 25 servants.
I would love to meet you and whisk you off to Barbados in my private jet for the weekend but unfortunately, we have not met before so I completely understand that you will not wish to come with me.
Have a nice day.
Prince Steve
Hi guys,
I'm glad you managed to have a good time despite my not being there.
I'm also delighted to see that it is a "She" that is organising the next one which lets me off the hook.
Maybe more people will be able to drag themselves away from a warm hearth in June if the weather bucks up a bit.
Take care all.
Steve x
I'm glad you managed to have a good time despite my not being there.
I'm also delighted to see that it is a "She" that is organising the next one which lets me off the hook.
Maybe more people will be able to drag themselves away from a warm hearth in June if the weather bucks up a bit.
Take care all.
Steve x
Wilki, The first thing you have to understand is that not all single guys (or married guys like me) will be the same. I suppose that to a fit 20-30 year old bloke, it would seem a bit strange to use a web site like this, especially if you think that the only reason people are here is to meet shagging partners.
Just as a for instance, I myself am married.
I come on here for the friendly (and sometimes not-so-friendly, chat.
I also like to meet up for a beer or two with people I know from here and have a laugh.
What I DON'T like, is the idea of wandering off into town on my own where the chances are I'll get a glass shoved in my face by a couple of the local hooligans.
There will be many reasons for blokes coming to these boards, most different to mine.
Just as a for instance, I myself am married.
I come on here for the friendly (and sometimes not-so-friendly, chat.
I also like to meet up for a beer or two with people I know from here and have a laugh.
What I DON'T like, is the idea of wandering off into town on my own where the chances are I'll get a glass shoved in my face by a couple of the local hooligans.
There will be many reasons for blokes coming to these boards, most different to mine.
Quote by Vix
Or is it just my twisted sense of humour?
The best rapper is a white man
The best golfer is a black man
The French call the Americans arrogant :!:
The Germans dont want to go to war.
....... and the three most important men in the US are called Bush, Dick & Colon!!! :shock:
No, it's just your 3 year old joke book.
I wish I'd known 3 years ago that VJ Singh was going to be the world's best.
I'd have cleaned the bookies out.
But I appreciate your input and I'll feck off home again before I get any more scathing comments.
Quote by O. K.
Ladyfriend indifferent, no affection, boring uninteresting life, no money, getting old, nothing exciting happens, no conversation, dare not commit suicide, no sex ever, no fun in masterbating anymore!
Help! what would you do ? Ha. Ha.
You think you have it bad?
Try being married to the same lovely woman for donkey's years and being celibate for 18 of them. Not through choice mind, it's a medical thing.
And before anyone slags me off as being a cheating husband, she knows I'm here and I'm here to socialise, not shag anything that breathes.
Life's a bitch sometimes but you just play the cards you are dealt.
All I know is that it's a bigger bitch for her than it is for me.
That wasn't a dig at you, BTW. Just showing, or trying to, that you may not be as bad off as you think.
I realise I've only been here for a month or so but this is puzzling me.
Since I joined, upwards of 15 people from here (The Café) have added me to their contacts list. Not from any ads, because a) I haven't placed one of my own and b) Because I have not answered any of other peoples.
I understand that 99% of them will be to talk to the parrot and not to me and that's fine, but why have none of the people who asked to go on my list EVER called?
Bear in mind that I am at this PC a gazillion hours a day and MSN is always on.
Steve AKA, Puzzled of Blackburn
Since I joined, upwards of 15 people from here (The Café) have added me to their contacts list. Not from any ads, because a) I haven't placed one of my own and b) Because I have not answered any of other peoples.
I understand that 99% of them will be to talk to the parrot and not to me and that's fine, but why have none of the people who asked to go on my list EVER called?
Bear in mind that I am at this PC a gazillion hours a day and MSN is always on.
Steve AKA, Puzzled of Blackburn
We have regular parties with the neighbours on either side of us and their friends. There are straights and gay women but no gay men. Not by design, that's just how it is.
We play a game of forfeit where everyone writes a forfeit down and the one where the bottle stops pulls a paper out of the hat. One hat for men, one hat for women.
The only rule is that no names are allowed. Each forfeit starts along the lines of... With the third person to your left, etc.
Such classics as......
Walk round the estate with the cocks of the 2 men to your left in your hands.
Have oral sex with the woman to your right.
Swap clothes with the 2nd person of the opposite sex to your left.
Great fun.
We play a game of forfeit where everyone writes a forfeit down and the one where the bottle stops pulls a paper out of the hat. One hat for men, one hat for women.
The only rule is that no names are allowed. Each forfeit starts along the lines of... With the third person to your left, etc.
Such classics as......
Walk round the estate with the cocks of the 2 men to your left in your hands.
Have oral sex with the woman to your right.
Swap clothes with the 2nd person of the opposite sex to your left.
Great fun.
