I hope that came across as tongue in cheek 'cos that's how it was meant.
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Parrot, forgot to ask, are you coming as a couple? I mean are you bringing your 'bird' with you?
So what do you all think about Steveg's idea for the Schoolgirl/boy theme for the night? Sounds a brilliant idea to me. Anyone else up for it? Any other ideas for the night? Rocky Horror Show? Vicars and Tarts? General Fancy Dress? Boring Old Farts? :lol:
My feathered bird would love to come but she steals beer and gets pissed so she's staying home. The human bird would rather stay home and watch QVC and Monkey World. She hates leaving the house with a passion.
As for Boring old farts idea.... I love it.
I'll just come as myself,
: At the risk of offending an ethnic minority of twats who call sticking swords into a bull a sport, I thought that last joke about the firemen was going to be the one where the matador is on top of the burning building and the firemen tell him to jump. He jumps but at the last second, the firemen yank the blanket away a shout "OLÉ"
I'm saying nothing about fancy dress.
I have learned my lesson well, lol
The last meet I went to in fancy dress (a FULL gorilla outfit) I was the only one with the bottle to do it. Not a SH meet, I hasten to add.
I had a good time none the less though. It was at a pub with a hotel next door and I spent the day roaring, beating my chest and chasing kids in the play area..
I was knackered at the end of the day
So, if it is DEFINATELY, and I stress DEFINATELY, fancy dress, I'm up for it.
I have learned my lesson well, lol
The last meet I went to in fancy dress (a FULL gorilla outfit) I was the only one with the bottle to do it. Not a SH meet, I hasten to add.
I had a good time none the less though. It was at a pub with a hotel next door and I spent the day roaring, beating my chest and chasing kids in the play area..
I was knackered at the end of the day
So, if it is DEFINATELY, and I stress DEFINATELY, fancy dress, I'm up for it.
So, it's breakfast time and Mum and Dad are sitting eating bacon and egg and listening to the twins banging about upstairs getting ready for school.
Bang, bang, bang, bang on the stairs and Tommy comes in.
Mum..."What do you want for your breakfast, Tommy?"
Tommy... "Oh, Just fucking Cornflakes for me Mum"
She takes hold of the frying pan and batters him all round the kitchen shouting "Don't say that to me, you bad boy"
Meanwhile, Derek has come down and seen all this and quietly sat himself at the table.
Mum......"What do you want for your breakfast, Derek?"
Derek... (Looks at Tommy lying in a pool of blood and snot)........"Well I don't want fucking Cornflakes"
Bang, bang, bang, bang on the stairs and Tommy comes in.
Mum..."What do you want for your breakfast, Tommy?"
Tommy... "Oh, Just fucking Cornflakes for me Mum"
She takes hold of the frying pan and batters him all round the kitchen shouting "Don't say that to me, you bad boy"
Meanwhile, Derek has come down and seen all this and quietly sat himself at the table.
Mum......"What do you want for your breakfast, Derek?"
Derek... (Looks at Tommy lying in a pool of blood and snot)........"Well I don't want fucking Cornflakes"
Miss... Here's a sample of Phoenix nights humour....
Peter Kay plays the boss of a Social Club and he's in a wheelchair.
One night, he escorts a young woman back to his place and he's telling her allt he things he is going to do to her when he gets her upstairs and what a great time SHE is going to have.
He's saying all this while going up on a Stannah chair lift.
Peter Kay plays the boss of a Social Club and he's in a wheelchair.
One night, he escorts a young woman back to his place and he's telling her allt he things he is going to do to her when he gets her upstairs and what a great time SHE is going to have.
He's saying all this while going up on a Stannah chair lift.
Hi, I'm fairly new myself but I would have thought that you would be expected to enjoy yourself, however it is that you do that, (Obviously as long as you are not doing anything that anyone else objects to like bringing your own sheep).
The fact that you don't actively participate wouldn't be a problem.
The fact that you don't actively participate wouldn't be a problem.
