Phew!!
Thanks Blue.
See you all later.
**Hangs head in shame**
Could some kind soul mail or PM me the 2 streets and the name of the place?
Some stupid idiot deleted the e-mail by mistake.
No idea who did it but there's only one key to this shed, lol
I was thinking of giving the old jalopy a bit of a polish but then i realised it will be dark so no point wasting energy, lol
Jedi.... I went through a stage a few years ago where I was selling model cars and some of the collectors are very, very fussy about the state of the box. (Stop laughing at the back)
The really serious ones would prefer a box that had never been opened to one that had a mark where some selotape had been.
This is doing my head in.
I am soooo tempted to put myself down for option 1 and then a little bell goes off in my head and says "Where does foreplay fit in?" It's not a snog OR a shag.
Tracy.... First of all, Don't panic.
There are several reasons for a good seller to be NARU'd.
There is also a chance that there is a snag somewhere though so the advice not to make payment is good.
I don't know how many eBay users realise this but there is a page you can go to to get the phone number of a trading partner....
Sadly, it doesn't work if the deller or buyer has been NARU'd.
The ceiling isn't all that high.
Not if you're sat on the wardrobe at the time, lol
Women get all kinds of good stuff, don't they?
They get to use all kinds of shaped vibrators.
Even ones with "Ears"
Big ones.
Little ones.
Pulsating ones.
Even 12 volt ones.
What do we blokes get.
A sock with a pissed off wasp in it. :shock:
Matt.... I may be being Mr Thicko here but you7've lost me a bit.
How can a scammer ply his trade if you have gone to ebays accounts page under your own steam and NOT by clicking on a link within an e-mail?
Are you trying to say that the scammer can somehow change your favourites list so that clicking on eBay within favs will take you to his own spoof site?
I find that a bit 1984 TBH.
Unless the recipient has been daft enough to click on all kinds of stuff within e-mails and has a computer full of back doors worms, trojans etc
That email was a spoof.
Ebay will tell you that they will NEVER ask you to follow a link within an email to update your files.
What they MAY do is send you an email telling you to log on to eBay as normal and navigate your own way to the accounts pages to update your details. This happens usually when your registered credit card has become date expired and needs to be updated.
I want to die laughing.
I have nearly done it a few times watching Red Dwarf or Blackadder.
"Marigold with blue.... Are you crazy?"
I only scored 65 but one of the questions made me laugh.
Would you allow yourself to be videotaped during sex?
Videotaped???.. How OLD is this quiz?
Teachers and pupils?????
Buggeration.
I had it all sussed out with my Caretakers uniform.
Overalls, brown coat and hat.
I even had my big plunger ready, lol
Back to the drawing board.
This happened to me in ASDA car park a few days ago so be warned.
I was driving round near the front looking for a parking space when a Zafira reversed out of a parking bay without so much as a "By your leave". And I don't mean it edged out slowly. I mean it reversed out as though there was absolutely no chance of any other car being within 50 miles.
With a bit of deft driving and a few choice words, I managed to avoid the bloody thing but finished up alongside the driver. I wiound down the window and tempered my outburst when I saw it was an old woman.
"That was a bit dangerous, Pet. You nearly got me that time"
Her reply left me speechless.
"I've got my disabled badge showing so it would have been your fault"
I could probably manage a shandy or two.
In reply to Wilki.....
It's going fine so far. Only one day but with the patch clinging to my arm and the parrot clinging to my shoulder there have been no cravings or twitches, lol
Mind you, 'er indoors is suffering from a stab wound in the back.
She dared to suggest that I only have one sweetener in my coffee instead of 2..!!
I mean, a guy can only take so much pressure.
Well then. My first day as a non-smoker didn't get off to a very good start.
I didn't have a ciggie but my PC broke.
If I can handle stres like that, anything else will be a doddle, lol
Thanks, guys.
**Runs off to count how many cigs left**
Don't ask for ASS if you are at all prudish. lol
I have d'oh moments all the time.
Just today I put a pan of slosh (Stew) on the oven in the shed.
An hour later, not even warm.
The other hob was red hot though, D'oh""