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**Hangs head in shame**
Could some kind soul mail or PM me the 2 streets and the name of the place?
Some stupid idiot deleted the e-mail by mistake.
No idea who did it but there's only one key to this shed, lol
I was thinking of giving the old jalopy a bit of a polish but then i realised it will be dark so no point wasting energy, lol
Jedi.... I went through a stage a few years ago where I was selling model cars and some of the collectors are very, very fussy about the state of the box. (Stop laughing at the back)
The really serious ones would prefer a box that had never been opened to one that had a mark where some selotape had been.
Errr, Can I still go for option 1 but then drag you round the back of the bike shed for a good seeing to when nobody is looking? 69position biggrin
This is doing my head in.
I am soooo tempted to put myself down for option 1 and then a little bell goes off in my head and says "Where does foreplay fit in?" It's not a snog OR a shag.
Tracy.... First of all, Don't panic.
There are several reasons for a good seller to be NARU'd.
There is also a chance that there is a snag somewhere though so the advice not to make payment is good.
I don't know how many eBay users realise this but there is a page you can go to to get the phone number of a trading partner....

Sadly, it doesn't work if the deller or buyer has been NARU'd.
Quote by LordZenx
I think men have the best toy, no batteries needed, always with you, just need to figure out how to get in back into action 5 mins after using it wink

I find the nipple adjusters work best for speedy recovery.
The ceiling isn't all that high.
Not if you're sat on the wardrobe at the time, lol
Quote by freckledbird
Am I missing something here? Do men really put socks on their cocks (with or without a wasp in them)?

I would guess that some do.
It would certainly cut down on the sticky stuff dripping off the ceiling for the rest of the night.
Women get all kinds of good stuff, don't they?
They get to use all kinds of shaped vibrators.
Even ones with "Ears"
Big ones.
Little ones.
Pulsating ones.
Even 12 volt ones.
What do we blokes get.
A sock with a pissed off wasp in it. :shock:
Matt.... I may be being Mr Thicko here but you7've lost me a bit.
How can a scammer ply his trade if you have gone to ebays accounts page under your own steam and NOT by clicking on a link within an e-mail?
Are you trying to say that the scammer can somehow change your favourites list so that clicking on eBay within favs will take you to his own spoof site?
I find that a bit 1984 TBH.
Unless the recipient has been daft enough to click on all kinds of stuff within e-mails and has a computer full of back doors worms, trojans etc
That email was a spoof.
Ebay will tell you that they will NEVER ask you to follow a link within an email to update your files.
What they MAY do is send you an email telling you to log on to eBay as normal and navigate your own way to the accounts pages to update your details. This happens usually when your registered credit card has become date expired and needs to be updated.
Welcome back T-J.
I noticed you weren't posting 'cos I wasn't getting my daily smile at your caustic comments, lol. I just took it for granted that you were off on your hols somewhere.
I bet you go to BeachyHEAD or the HEADS of Ayr Huh? biggrin
BTW, I don't care when the next meet up is down your way as long as there is one between 3rd and 9th of June.
Do any of you eBay users make use of the Community discussion forums that ebay have?
All things eBay related +any subject you like that would NOT be classed as "Adult" in nature. I find the forum there very useful for answering all sorts of questions.
Here's a sneaky link to the Round Table ....... watch out for the parrot called Geordie, lol
I want to die laughing.
I have nearly done it a few times watching Red Dwarf or Blackadder.
"Marigold with blue.... Are you crazy?"
I only scored 65 but one of the questions made me laugh.
Would you allow yourself to be videotaped during sex?
Videotaped???.. How OLD is this quiz?
Teachers and pupils?????
Buggeration.
I had it all sussed out with my Caretakers uniform.
Overalls, brown coat and hat.
I even had my big plunger ready, lol
Back to the drawing board.
Quote by Silk and Big G
Skippy the Bush Kangaroo

tut, tut, tut, tut, tut,tut,tut.
This happened to me in ASDA car park a few days ago so be warned.
I was driving round near the front looking for a parking space when a Zafira reversed out of a parking bay without so much as a "By your leave". And I don't mean it edged out slowly. I mean it reversed out as though there was absolutely no chance of any other car being within 50 miles.
With a bit of deft driving and a few choice words, I managed to avoid the bloody thing but finished up alongside the driver. I wiound down the window and tempered my outburst when I saw it was an old woman.
"That was a bit dangerous, Pet. You nearly got me that time"
Her reply left me speechless.
"I've got my disabled badge showing so it would have been your fault"
In reply to Wilki.....
It's going fine so far. Only one day but with the patch clinging to my arm and the parrot clinging to my shoulder there have been no cravings or twitches, lol
Mind you, 'er indoors is suffering from a stab wound in the back.
She dared to suggest that I only have one sweetener in my coffee instead of 2..!!
I mean, a guy can only take so much pressure.
Have some free symapthy from the wise old parrot who passes on this old parrot saying.
Better that Mars has tonsilitis than Uranus has hiccups. biggrin
Well then. My first day as a non-smoker didn't get off to a very good start.
I didn't have a ciggie but my PC broke.
If I can handle stres like that, anything else will be a doddle, lol
biggrin :D :D :D
Hey, what can I say except, "Thanks guys"?
Wouldn't you know that today was the day that my PC decided not to play?
Had it in the shop tout suite and it was the power supply that had died.
I only got it back at 5.
Thanks again for all the well wishes and a 6 thick chin hair hex on the woodbine sender, :shock:
Steve XXXXXX
Don't pick on me over the next week or two. :boxing: duel
This normally placid, polite and gentle person is giving up smoking. :shock:
I last tried this in August and managed OK for 2 weeks but then I cracked 2 ribs and was confined to a chair and smoking was all I could do without hurting. :violin:
So, midnight tonight is the deadline and co-incidentally at 00:01 it will be my birthday so I bet some sod buys me a lighter. drinkies :cheers: coffee
You have been warned. :small-print: smackbottom :smackbottom: poke
Steve
Quote by Re-Lapse
I have d'oh moments all the time.
Just today I put a pan of slosh (Stew) on the oven in the shed.
An hour later, not even warm.
The other hob was red hot though, D'oh""
Is this a norfen thing.
Cooking you food in the shed :shock:
We darn sarf, use the kitchen to cook.
I have to do all my cooking in the shed.
'Er indoors has a medical thing that makes her puke at all kinds of smells, including cooking.
That's why I moved all the cooking stuff out to the shed.
I spent 6 years living on ham sandwiches :cry:
I have d'oh moments all the time.
Just today I put a pan of slosh (Stew) on the oven in the shed.
An hour later, not even warm.
The other hob was red hot though, D'oh""