I'm new around here (late starter in life, I'm afraid
), but seems like I might need a plastic surgeon - and quick.Seems most ads on here are looking for guys with mutant members (are 10+ inches that common in the human genus?), so I've decided to trade one of my arm's for an extension
Now I just need to locate some more hair, a longer tongue and extra digits - and I'm ready to party
Seriously though - does anyone have any tips on how to get started posting? :)
