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Quote by Lost
On a vaguely cooking theme lol I bought some frying chips instead of oven chips :doh:
Can I oven cook em anyway d'ya reckon? They're going in the bin otherwise, as I can't be arsed to sort a chip pan and oil etc. rolleyes

If you put them in a bowl first and coat them well with a little oil and salt then microwave for 5 minutes place on a baking sheet then they'll turn out fine
Yay! Thank you Heston wink kiss
On a vaguely cooking theme lol I bought some frying chips instead of oven chips :doh:
Can I oven cook em anyway d'ya reckon? They're going in the bin otherwise, as I can't be arsed to sort a chip pan and oil etc. rolleyes
Quote by Lost
Oh bollocks. I wasn't playing, just being facetious. That'll teach me! lol
Ok - this person always reminds me of an OMD song.

Nola!!
We clearly have a similar mindset! Over to you :lol:
Quote by Angel Chat
This is fairly cryptic, but this forumite's name always makes me think of one of the misspelled names at the beginning of Fawlty Towers ;)
:giggle:

There's a Twaty Flowers on here? lol
:giggle:
Sorry Flower :rose: :giggle:
Your turn QBU!
Oh bollocks. I wasn't playing, just being facetious. That'll teach me! :lol:
Ok - this person always reminds me of an OMD song.
Quote by Angel Chat
This is fairly cryptic, but this forumite's name always makes me think of one of the misspelled names at the beginning of Fawlty Towers ;)
:giggle:

There's a Twaty Flowers on here? lol
Awww bugger. I thought this was an invite to put together your fantasy Premier League of SH people! I'll pass then lol
Quote by Paddy
Mines obvious lol

As in 'I'm not happy about that so I'm going to throw a paddy'? wink
Quote by bluexxx
Actually, Bob's my Mum's dog and that looks like a dog's dinner lol

:lol2:
I said it wasn't pretty!
But it did taste OK. My dogs got a bit, but they would have liked more :lol:
I'll put money on it that Bob would have too. He loves cheese. :lol:
Quote by bluexxx
What happened to Paddy's request that this thread be locked? dunno
Just asking.

I think it got hijaked :lol2:
Oh, right. Tough shit Paddy, then. lol
Actually, Bob's my Mum's dog and that looks like a dog's dinner lol
What happened to Paddy's request that this thread be locked? dunno
Just asking.
Quote by bluexxx
I thought of another chore, and I really do hate this one....
Changing my duvet cover.... :eeek:
It's like a form of torture, designed to give me a bad headache. And it so does.
I do it rarely, and only when I know my dust allergy is getting bad.

Yep, that one's a bit of a bastard. Not so bad at the moment with a summer weight duvet, but definitely not looking forward to the colder weather and the heavy one. That'll be a right pain in the arse.
Quote by bluexxx
Right, well, my experiment was quite successful.
Not exactly pretty, but very tasty. Just short of a bit of brown sauce really.
I did your average cheese on toast (Lancashire cheese, in chunks, not slices - never slices), then tipped a couple of mashed up eggs on it, then some beans, then some grated Red Leicester - Red Leicester can be sliced or chunked, but I chose grated to add a bit of style.
I ate the lot.
Probably be a while before I eat again though
:uhoh:

Where's the pics and stats? wink
..... you first met up in an impromptu, pub based type social situation with people you only 'knew' from swinging sites. Did you have the 'Hello, I'm Jackie' and then the almost nudge nudge wink wink thing and whispered 'I'm Qbu'? lol
My first ever was with the leg end that is Harry Jones in a Sheffield pub, as he was on one of his tours (I doubt he'll mind me mentioning it - apologies if so Harry), but his was easy peasy. a) His name is Harry and b) he was wearing the legendary flat cap :lol: Others who were there were in the same situation as me and did the whispered site name thing. It was hilarious. I could name them but won't for obvious reasons :-)
Do you have similar tales to tell?
I actually love Christmas, and now have space for my tree etc. Just probably not going to be the best Christmas ever, unless Santa intervenes! Please don't give me that bullshit that he doesn't exist :-)
I'm waiting for SinSi to come along and alleviate the ironing problems ... lol
I like the yolk runny if it's with a cooked breakfast type thing. But the yolk has to be non runny in a fried egg sarni.
Female Henry - ya know a hoover type thing with a smiley face on it!
What's your household chore nightmare?
For me, it has to be cleaning my bathroom. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind cleaning anything. But with tiles painted with non tile paint, some of them tiled on top of, a bath that has tile adhesive or summat stuck to it and a toilet I won't even try to describe :scared:, I loathe it with a passion. No matter what cleaning products I use, or how much effort I put in, it never sparkles. I hate it!
And there was me thinking you were going to suggest tucking them into my socks.
Quote by essex34m
I have progressed (degenerated?) to the inevitable pj's. Comfy though :-)

It's well past bra off o'clock now *nods*
Not had one on since Monday lol
Chafing on your knees?
Not quite yet. As someone who's clearly experienced it though, what would you recommend to ease the discomfort?
Quote by celestria
I have progressed (degenerated?) to the inevitable pj's. Comfy though :-)

It's well past bra off o'clock now *nods*
Not had one on since Monday lol
I have progressed (degenerated?) to the inevitable pj's. Comfy though :-)
Having slept alone for the last few months I tend to wear pj's to keep warm, although my feet are usually out of the bed! This last couple of weeks though it's been nowt, as it's been too warm.