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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by Paddy
Paddy, thats a silly name isnt it?

Just before I leave - and the shutters are fully sealed - your post in itself is offensive!
Is Happy Cats or My profile name the silly one? if it's the latter then I do take offence.
I believe when the miserable moggy drags his sad ass back in here your chagrin might be appeased. Then again, he might just carry on playing with you. Just cos he can ....
Quote by northwest-cpl
I'm a single guy from Kent so it seemed appropriate.

Drink hit screen moment. lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mine is the initials of the pet name my ex husband gave me, which came from the film 'The Abyss'. I 'think' it was because he saw something of me in the main female character. Then again, it might just be that he thought I actually was QBU lol
I know those of you who have met me are thinking 'Nah, surely not' wink
Quote by essex34m
Why are so many people so scared of my little cutiepie?

lol :lol:
We're not. Now ... innocent
Quote by Happy Cats
Paddy, thats a silly name isnt it?
Just chill, drink wine,eat cheese and catch some rays.

rotflmao :rotflmao:
Ya tit lol
Quote by bluexxx

You can have egg on beans on toast and you can have egg on beans on cheese on toast or even egg on cheese on beans on toast but you can NEVER EVER have beans on egg on toast or cheese on beans on egg on toast or beans on cheese on egg on toast.

Not only did I follow all that, yes I agree :thumbup:
I think I followed it too - basically the egg goes on top? smile
Quote by Dirtygirly
I'd invite her out of of swinging retirement after the party- she used to be a bit scary, now she's a fluffy kitten :twisted:

She was more than scary... intimidated the life out of me... then I met her!! :giggle:
Ditto lol
Quote by Paddy
You just have contributed as an EX Chatroom OP! If my memory doesn't escape ! - Enjoy your Vino - if it's excessive - the consumption, then it's probably best if you don't post a reply until you're sober.

:shock:
How arrogant!
Quote by sandybeach1
Do you think we would pull if we went out en masse in our pj`s, big pants and tits flapping in the breeze :bounce:

Possibly, round here confused
Quote by essex34m
On such a special night, how could I not? Tonight will feature Southern Comfort, the history of The Eagles on BBC4 and my iPad. Tonight will be very welcome.

Cheers for that kiss
Scruffy old blue and white t shirt, white cut offs and flip flops. See, I made an effort lol
Ah. Two different questions there.
Physically walk away? Yes.
Mentally? No. Hence the lurking around on this site :-)
Never say never!
Quote by Happy Cats
I try not to hold back. They will come to think of me as either alright or a twat sooner or later anyway.

I've been composing a reply in my head for a bit now which would have been mega long, but this pretty much sums me up too, in a far more succinct way! Cheers MCB :thumbup:
A bottle of Bailey's, of course. Or two.[
That was my back up plan! lol
I don't need to do anything, her being my role model and mentor lol
However, if I had to, I'd buy her a book of Oscar Wilde's quotations :-)
Quote by tigersgobounce69
My computer desk is my dining room table..so other than the lappy and a few letters, some photos, a can of deodarant and a Revernd and the makers cd and the obligatory cup of coffee, not a lot smile

Ditto re the dining table and mine only has an ashtray, cigs and lighter and a notepad and pen on it. I like tidy :-)
wave back to *her* (and *him*) :smile:
Very long time no see wink
As I keep getting emails from myself offering me work, I can wear whatever I like I think. lol
Quote by Tasitus
Hermione.

I would have said Professor McGonagall
(I'm dead) !!!!!
Thank fuck someone else said it first lol
Oh your dead too !!!!
Oh well. In for a penny ... :-)
You know she'll correct your grammar before she kills us both btw ....
Quote by Tasitus
Hermione.

I would have said Professor McGonagall
(I'm dead) !!!!!
Thank fuck someone else said it first lol
Can only chalk up 6 years but I can bring Baileys. Up to you what you drink it out of although I know you have a penchant for sundae dishes ....
I sang a virtual duet with him. Does that count? lol
I don't wank over it though....
Quote by noladreams
Ahhhh. The ex. *sigh*
I have one, y'know, THE one. The one that definitely got away. That one.
He's hot. I find him unbelievably sexually attractive.
But we're fundamentally incompatible in terms of a relationship. We've been together. Then not. Then again. Then sometimes when we shouldn't be.
Now, we're just pals. And, whilst I can appreciate his attractiveness, I no longer pine for him emotionally. We meet occasionally for coffee & we exchange pleasantries. Occasionally there will be a brushing of hands and I will actually physically gasp. But chemistry is chemistry. The past is the past.
We've moved on.
He still figures in the odd ladywank fantasy scenario though :lickface:

That pretty much sums up how I feel about my recent ex in many ways, although I'm not as detached as I'd like to be yet. :-(
However, I know absolutely that when my ex-husband and I split it was the right decision. We've both completely moved on and stayed great friends. To the extent that I was his best man (with boobs) when he remarried last year and his wife is one of my best mates. So, no, I wouldn't do him again, no way, no how.
The last one though ... *big sigh*. I miss him and his laughter. And I'd do him again like a shot.
Quote by bluexxx
I've lurked around on this site for a few years now but never posted before, so I'm not sure if I'm an old noobie or a new oldie! :smile:

I'm sure we could arrange for some of the has-beens - sorry, old hands ;) - to y'know, help you settle in... :rascal:
Is this to coinside with the launch of the next Pervy Points Competition? :grin:
Thanks for the thought :grin:
Blue - you very well know that Freckledbird will be correcting your spelling there, don't you?! lol