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Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 53
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Quote by Rainbows
Anyone know where Dildo (Dino) and the other Red got to? Are they well? I miss flirting with Red :twisted:
RSxx :color:

Dino and HornyRed are active elsewhere Bows but ok last time I saw em at a social...
Cathy x
Quote by LadyFeeBee
I quite like not wearing a bra so my nipples (which get pretty hard and pointy when I'm cold!) stand out through my top. :twisted:
Fee
XX

Swoon :shock:
Sorry, as you were
Cathy x
Quote by Its Harry
Red (RHG) is still about and looking good, I spoke to her at a social a while back, I'll send her an email to let her know shes missed
Harry x

Cheers Harry!
Yep I'm still about - keep having a nosey at what you are all up too........
Have settled down in sunny Sheffield with the Lazee one and life is lovely ta!
Travelled for most of last year but nose to the grindstone and both working now :cry:
Back to India in February though biggrin
I remember that littleme! A big ey oop from Sheffield and hope you are all keeping okies too x
Cathy x
Quote by dambuster"

redface I didn't did I?? Can't HLB remember what I was saying?? Oh the vodka was per double - know what I mean?? (And Essexlady was encouraging me too)
The venue was spot on. They even had decent Yorkshire beer :shock: The bar staff were marvellous. Wasn’t she cute ? :twisted: - Caffy, I’ll fight ya for her wink
Pissed on my parade there didn't I? (Quite literally) I think you would have had more luck there mate! Hehe! (She did like me though..... really, yeah really)

I'm so crap at the quote thing
Cath x
Quote by Its Harry
Thanks again to Bernie & Bassman, a great night, very enjoyable, nice to put faces to names
Harry x

Can I just say Harry - you look nothing like your avatar lol
Ok and I don't look like mine either, I know I know...... s'wishful thinking the long legs n that.
Cathy x wink
Quote by vodkatonic
Woooohooooo brill night lol
Thanx you 2 and the dj had a great time smile
Good luck in Peru Bernie xxxxx
Essexlady ya done it again ya daft bint :P got the pics to prove it brill lady xx
(the glittery posing pants i won in the raffle) hehehehe
Shelly n Graham you looked great love ya loads babes xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
MikeC ya boxers will now be exchanged for the glitter thong at our nxt meet ( i think RHG has em ) :twisted:
Was brilliant to see old and new faces although after a while i sorta lost track and couldnt focus very well drinkies
Fingers crossed i dina offend anyone redface
Sassy Tulip Tabbi ya are a bad influence on me bolt
Thanks to those who told me they didnt recognise me with clothes on was feeling hot enough as it was :shock:
Jester ta for the escort to and from the hotel you were a Gent x
To the sexy yng guy who took my msn addy and snogged soooo yummy WOW shame ya had to take ya mate home wink
Whens the nxt 1 ????
That would be nxt week NWMunch :happy: can do it all again.
Am collecting a good few badges all brilliantly thought out ..... thanks Ice_Pie Kas it is appreciated x

yes but then RED has to get me boxers of me....
MikeC
Sorry about landing you with this job RHG sad
Will bring my rubber gloves and an old pair off scissors and give you a hand hunny i feel i ought to realy seeing its me who has gotcha in this predicament. :whistling
My sincere appologies hunny xxx
Rising to the challenge here :wink:
(Don't forget the gloves tho eh?)
Fantastic night! Hello to everyone I spoke to biggrin
And Mike that thong is so going on! See you all for Pebbs b'day on the 18th xx
Cathy x x
Happy Birthday to a great gal!
Lots of kisses everywhere babes
Make sure he got yer brekkie wink
See ya soon
Cathy x
A big thanks to Alex for arranging this little drinkies.
I dusted off the cobwebs and enjoyed myself immensely!
Kisses to Wibbly Wobbly and GT for the left over pizza mmmmmnnnn and the lift back. No gargling stories next time pls GT - last time I ever divulge to HIM! Hehe!
Thanks to DeanCannock (where ya from?!) for the laffs! Am practicing as we speak with several ping pong balls wink
Lovely to see the northern crowd again and don't worry Cry10 I still am shy/quiet round new peeps, but it does get easier I promise! Just keep turning up!
Lovely to meet lookatme (is that right?) too and there were others I kissed goodbye but didn't go introduce myself properly to.
Wondering if the toilet seat piccie is around and also whether Ice Pie stayed long enough to see if the pub was haunted?
Kisses
Cathy x
Hello sweetie!
Hope you are well and come to some 'do's' soon so we can have a natter
Kisses
Cathy x
Quote by Debbiewebs
Lucky you wink
Have a great time.
You will be missed, see you soon.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

O so will not me then....slapper! flipa
Have a great hols babes kiss
And you enjoy your weekend too Debs xxx - mine will be very much along the same lines....
Lotsa muck!!!!!!!!!! Phwoarrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
Cathy x
Quote by postie
Man points out to woman.... that HIS car is on the correct side of the road, her tyre tracks veer onto his side of road, and then points out to cops when they arrive her masscara is only applied on one set of eyelashes... and there is a copy of Bella open on the front seat...
moral of the story....
men are observant and.....
.... women should get the bus...
bolt

I'm sure Bella is out of print Postie, are you showing your age darlin? Even I remember that one.........
rotflmao
Caf x
Quote by freckledbird
Cooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* wave :wave: :wave:

Dont worry about her, she teaches in Sheffield, she asked one of her kids "what comes after a sentence" and he replied " the appeal!"
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Says he who lives in HULL!
Too right FB!
Shoulder to shoulder with my Sheffield bud wink
or chest to chest.......
Cathy x
Oooh parents!
Don't start me on that one - feel like I've done the looking after for most of my adult life. I remember sorting financial things for them right back as a teenager. Counselled mum through an affair that eventually broke my dad's heart with her leaving - now that was a toughie. Had mum live with me, got dad out of a tricky situation and had them both back living with me, got dad out of another tricky situation and after about 11 years they are back together and have been for a few years now. Mum is overbearing with my kids as she was with me on and off for their early years. Both have jobs which aren't suited to their health but they stick to cos that's all they know, and I've pushed and pushed them to change.
Anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,
for all this, and knowing that they are both going to need further looking after as they get older, as potentially we all do........
I love them soooooooo much.
I couldn't have managed without knowing they were there and however overbearing, they love my kids as much as they did me and my brother.
My dad phoned tonight. He actually applied for a different job after a lifetime of joinery/labouring/feckin hard graft - and he's got it! He's giving a weeks notice tomorrow and will never have to work outdoors again!
I'm so proud! They are finally having the guts to make changes - without having to be guided into things.....
Happy girl and really loved daughter
Cathy x
Quote by Sgt Bilko
APPROVED!
Wow!! That looks great Cathy. Have a good one! :cheers:
Haven't you already been on Leave this year??? confused :? :? :?

Ermmmmmmmmmm.........................
Yep several times Sarge but everyone assured me you wouldn't remember lol
Hehehehe! Thanks for the approval though and ta for all yer's wishes
I'll try send a couple of photies through and definately a postcard!
Cathy x
Quote by Dino
Have a blast Cathy, you lucky gal !
Make sure you get your Mc Donalds delivered every morning, with an extra hash brown wink

Ssssshhhhhhhh now you remember it's only McDonalds in case of emergency - an 'aftermunchohgodhowmuchdidIdrinkbutfellasleepsooo-
ooearlyI'msuchawuss' sort of thing ......
Ta Dino x Catch you both soon passionkiss
Cathy x
Name: Red(RHG)
Total amount of posts: Eek dunno, not many
Posts per day: (Should have looked eh?)
Reason for leave: A Lazeee holiday!!!!!!!
Location of leave: A little bamboo hut, Palolem beach, Goa, India
From: (last posting day until first day returning to posting duties) Probably last post Friday 18th November, returning Monday 5th December
I realise it is an offence under the official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activities for the duration of my leave.
Signature Caffy x (TM Postie)
Quote by Canucklhead69
*Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies*
Well i joined a little site just earlier today,
interesting people all with something nice to say,
i cannot wait to meet them at a social or a munch,
and maybe if i'm lucky i'll make a friend out of the bunch.
That any better then "HEY MOM"!

Oh yeah ......
wink
Cathy x
(Tried to put something together to Smackwater Jack but got as far as
'And heeeeeee was in the mood for a little titilation....'
So stopped there :shock: )
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Yep me too, then came back and found my post which id thought id lost, was there 3 times!

Thought it was just me!
Replied twice thing happenned too
Cathy x
(Not techie at all)
Yep a song......
biggrin
Cathy x
(Best I get is Mum please don't sing in the street, but it's my way of showing I'm appy!)
Mmmmmmmnnnnn!
Helloooooo there wink
Any chance of a :karaoke:
Cathy x
I'd love to come Mark pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Cathy x
(With my last breath if I have to this time!!!!)
Happy Birthday me little friend from Chesterfield!!!
Bottoms up!
:twisted:
Cathy x
Can you pop me on the reserve list Pebbs?
Ta xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Cathy x
Can make a decent brew
and a cracking chilli chicken
does that get me in?
Would have to bring Essexlady too she is useful for many many things
:twisted:
(She's a good organiser I meant innocent )
Cathy x
Quote by GenHertsCpl
I just cant believe you didnt wake up Cathy! rolleyes confused

What!! With eight bottles of Newky Brown poured down the throat lol :lol:
Not a chance :lol:
PMSL Nomad! Fecking ell Cath! I love me Nookie Broon but EIGHT bottles! worship :silly:
Nomad!!!!!! smackbottom
I haven't drunk newky brown since my student days!!!
God knows how I didn't wake up till I had blistered Mrs Gen, but I'd not slept for the past two nights so maybe that was it!!!!!!
(Certainly wasn't newky - couldn't stomach water ne'er mind beer at that point ewwww)
Cathy x (All better for me jollies wink Got the delhi belly before I went eh?)
Kisses to you babes x
I remember writing on here that I put my trust in a friend and she told all to people at work. I know it's different for you cos it's family but I was mortified just the same and had to put up with the odd jibe until they all moved on to someone else.
You know where I am, as Alexandra said we're here for ya!
(Just remembered, last week I forwarded one of those 'friend' things that was sent by email from a fellow member here, to my cousin and various other people including a lady at a company I work occasionally for. Right at the end in tiny writing is a link to a swinging site!!!!!!! Just hoping like me, no one has read right to the end!!!!!) I am still getting mail from my cousin and work from the lady so far!
Let's hope your brother does the right thing. He ought to with a sis like you x
Cathy x
Quote by 34fun
No sympathy here Caffy.... evil
I distinctly remember sitting in your garden all day this summer and getting sunburned on my belly... and what did you do... you laffed... especialy at the white line right across the middle..
Grrrrrrrr....
but it was a lovely afternoon, and glad to know you are better...
kiss

had to look twice as i thought you typed burnt my bell end.... made me whince anyway !
Well it had been a particularly energetic weekend - so I heard (literally!)
Cathy x