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I want to come back as something worthwhile. Something that enhances the human existance. Something loved and adored in every household throughout the land.

And here was me, thinking it'd be a Rampant Rabbit redface
As someone who is not the most technically gifted, I can recommend both AVG and ZA. Both are easy to download, easy to operate and easy to update. I've been using both for about a year and have been very pleased.
Thanks Steve and Mark smile
Oooooo Kat, you are getting so close smile Close, but not quite the Havana, yet. sad
Blue, you are just obsessed, with the thought of men in women's clothes! :shock:
Perhaps kutekittykruiser meant a purple or plastic cord? confused
Awesome pics, Kat biggrin
As everyone else has commented, it looks like the three of you had a great time wink
I'm really pleased your initiation was such a success :D
Kat
RVM, there are 250 odd earlier posts!

My apologies Kat, I missed the word "now" from my last post. I had noticed this was a popular thread and yes, I have managed to shift the embarrassing marks (No thanks to you and your gran's ideas, lol) wink
Right, back to business. I'm afraid you're all wrong sad
That said, kat is getting warmer and not neccessarily with his answer rolleyes
Shuffles off muttering, coz he kinda likes to shuffle and mutter
OK Blue, you can gloat over Herr Scumbacker's success mad
As we appear to be upsetting one or two of the other inmates, I had better make this the last word on the topic. My apologies, to anyone who feels we shouldn't bring anything, other than sex, up for discussion. I think the fact that Blue and I were about the only contributors, yesterday afternoon, was the main reason. rolleyes
Anyway, I enjoyed the race, seeing Barrichello win and a Brit on the podium. For me, Jenson Button was driver of the day. (Not that I'm biased or anything, lol) smile
A 6th world title is indeed a remarkable achievement. However, as Harry pointed out, many seem to have forgotten how he denied Hill of the title, in Australia. How he attempted to deny Villeneuve of the title, in Spain (I think) and of his many other under-handed misdemeanours. Those are my main reasons for disliking him. As a driver, he is head and shoulders above anyone else he has come up against, which begs the question why? Why, when he has such a talent, has he felt it neccessary to resort to such tactics? confused
I also enjoyed England's run out, against Georgia, too. Let's hope the Sprinboks (South Africa's rugby team, to the uninitiated) prove no greater challenge next weekend. biggrin
Looks like there's only thee and me playing this game, Blue. :cry:
But, coz I like ya, here's an ickle clue.......... I have referred to it in an earlier post wink
Shuffles away muttering, just for the hell of it
Blue
I'm in no doubt that JB has some ability, but let's face it, he's never going to win a championship unless the powers that be make all the other drivers drive blind-folded (now there's a thought )

Oh c'mon, I'm not having that!! evil
Even Martin Brundle, who criticises everyone (apart from Coulthard coz he does some work for him confused ) describes Button's driving style as very smooth, fast and getting the most from the car. So there, ner ner ner ner ner :P
Thanks Kat, for the translation. I apologise for my shortcomings redface
With no one else posting, Blue and I were discussing how wonderful it will be to see Herr Scumbacker crowned champion........ again :cry:
Blue
Erm, running out of ideas now - pencil, or piss-head maybe ?

Blue, you disappoint me. sad
I never thought you would run out of ideas wink
Sorry, still not there yet :cry:
Shuffles off, muttering about how a man shuffling and muttering, without being pissed is no crime
Blue
Who are you kidding, JB wouldn't win a GP even if they gave him bloody concord to drive .

I take it you didn't see his stunning, super smooth, lap in qualifying? rolleyes
I know I'm biased and I know the car he's driving isn't up to the job. But, even in his first season at Williams, he proved he had the ability. smile
Shuffles off, muttering insults about FW and PH, questioning their parentage
Sorry Blue, no pies in sight sad
Shuffles off, muttering about how he hopes HHF has a long and successful career in touring cars and entices another of his countrymen to join him
Blue
I do hope you're not talking about Lord Michael??? I will be very upset if you are . If you are talking about Lord Michael I will wait until you are having so much fun in the back of your red van that you don't notice me, then I will sneak up and let all your tyres down

Naaawww, I wasn't talking about Lord Michael (Whoever he is) smile
I was talking about that snivelling, bratwurst scoffing, cheating, scumbag, that drives for Ferrari. (Oh and I don't mean the very nice Mr Barichello, by the way wink )
Nathan, in answer to your question, quite a few people do know each other on here and some even know each other in the flesh. lol
Shuffles off, muttering about how he hates hearing the feckin' German national anthem
Blue
Pole-dancer (what are the chances that I'm wrong? )

I'd say your chances were pretty good wink
Sadly though, that's the only thing you did get right :P
Shuffles off, muttering about how he can't see how DC keeps his seat at McLaren
Blue
Ah ha - get it now .Conned and shagged - what could be worse?

Enduring another year of that smug German git's patronising comments, perhaps? :P
Awwwwwww bless, does Blue not want to talk about the Rain Meister's insipid qualifying session? confused
What am I gloating for? He only needs to progress, at the same rate, through the field as KR does to become champion......... again :cry:
Good win fot Pie Eaters though lol
C'mon England, c'mon England, c'mon England. ( Starting early practice, for tomorrow morning biggrin )
Shuffles off, muttering about how he wished Williams had kept hold of JB, instead of bringing in that lacklustre Latino
Blue
but it seems that Schumy has more fans than I thought) .

Hmmmmmmm, grudging admiration of his undoubted abilities and the overall efforts of the entire Ferrari team without facing any serious competition, does not put me in the fan category!!! evil
Not that I'm biased and dream of seeing another Brit, in a British car, pose a threat to their domination. Ohhhhhh nooooooo rolleyes
Anyway, back to business. I spy, with my slightly jaundiced eye, something beginning with
P
Blue
Depends which charity

Can't be that one off Emmerdale, coz she's already banged up :P
How about the Crisis Over Naughty New & Experienced Doggers? wink
I didn't think anyone would have noticed me, at the wheel of the red passion wagon, ogling Ali McGraw's rear wink
Mercy sakes, beaver on ma mind, smokey on ma tail, 10-4 8)
From the time it was posted, could it be Michael? wink
Shuffles off muttering, how he'd like to see JB in a proper car evil
Thanks Mark and no, you didn't bamboozle me, lol. smile
It sounds as though I may have software running, of which I am unaware. My problem now is, finding and removing it confused
As I've said before, I do run the Adaware program as well as leaving my firewall on. AVG picks up most nasties, on it's weekly sweep. Other than that, I'm open to suggestions.
Thanks again for the help and keep up the good work biggrin
I know AK has explained that MSN and are not responsible for pop-ups appearing.
However, as a layman, could someone explain why the pop-ups start only after I've logged into groups? In fact, they only start after I've logged into any adult group in . If I don't log into an adult group, merely log into my mail account or a "non-adult" group, I am pop-up free.
Mal wrote:
RVM - where in the NW are you? Where are you watching the REAL England team on Sunday?

Hopefully, I'll be watching the boys from the comfort of my armchair in Manchester. Fridge is well stocked with beers, cupboard's well stocked with snacks, all set for "Sporting Sunday". Last GP of the season and England's first game biggrin
Now then, to the I-spy.......
Rolf Harris, antipodean painter, sometime singer and Stylophone player. Hmmmmm, could it be a set of rugby posts? confused
Thank you Jags, YVW smile
I'm sure, if Yorkeypup reads the various postings and sections on dogging, he will soon be out enjoying himself wink
Just wanted to offer support for Mark and echo the view, of other more worthy members, that this is without doubt the best site of it's kind. biggrin
After reading the techie discussions............ my brain 'urts sad
shuffles off, to make sure AVG is working and run Adaware program
Mark wrote:
OK, Profiteroles?

Hmmmmm, betcha get a few funny looks when out for a few beers? confused
"Oooo, after eleventeen pints, I could murder a profiterole!" :shock:
Like Mal, I'm just waiting for the real action to start, down under. Fed up of hearing how another England team has lost it's best striker, best (overated) defender and could be about to lose it's coach.
Are Mal and I the only ones to have noticed, there's a WORLD CUP about to start?