Sorry Begentle, I'm passing as well.
Having daughters, who are slightly less than twenty years old, would make me reluctant to have sex with a woman in that age group. That's a personal choice, I'm not criticising anyone my age (of either sex) who would or does. Apart from that, surely its down to the person not their age?
I know plenty of women, who are well into their fifties and sixties, who exude a sexy air and are fantastic lovers. That's not meant as a patronising ageist comment either. Those same ladies were attractive and had sex appeal when younger, age has not altered that.
Likewise, I couldn't tell you what turns me on, as a general rule. Its down to the person. How they talk, walk, dress, move, think, act, play, the list is endless. It has little to do with size, shape or age.
S'OK, I'll get back in me box again......
Here are a few more groaners.........
There was a young plumber from Leigh
Who was plumbing his girl with great glee
She said stop your plumbing
I think someone's coming
Said the plumber I know -- "its me"!
A kinky young girl from Coleshill
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.
There was a young fellow from Harrow
Who had one as big as a marrow
He said to his tart
Try this for a start.
My balls are outside on a barrow.
There was a young girl from Hitchen
Who was scratching her crutch in the kitchen
Her mother said "Rose,
Its crabs I suppose?".
Rose said "bollocks, get on with
your knitting"
There was a young girl from Devizes
Who had tits of differing sizes
One was quite small
Almost nothing at all.
But the other was big and won prizes.
There was a young lady from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
Within half an hour
Her tits were a-flower
And her bum was all covered in weeds