Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Redpantherman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
UK

Forum

Quote by Tan--Kinky
Don't have a best bit of me - all bad wink

I aint gonna argue with that!!! :wanker:
Ive been told by many a visually impaired women that my bum & back is rather nice to look at! dunno
It's not an irrationality
Its not about ethics or hypocrisy!!!
When you go to a club you don't want to deal with anyone's personal background
All you want to do is share an erotic side of your personality with another human being...
Its a place where you suspend your morals & prejudgment of others & seek your own fulfillment.
If you want to be all self righteous & request background checks on anyone who dares to invade your personal moral space then go join a political party & run for Prime Minister!! :jagsatwork:
Sorry... my little brother has scoffed the last o me sugar puffs - I'm a tad on edge today!redface
Quote by Witchy

rpm boots lib right up the khyber & starts winking at da laydeeez :sparring:

Now there's a bum for the biting! :rascal:
Bite my butt n I bite yours! :twisted: :moon:
Deal! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
DG, make sure he puts his teeth in first. Do you have any idea how old the guy is?
:welcome: back by the way sweet cheeks, you've been missed lol
Missing you too hunny - I'm saving the industrial standard gnasher bonding glue for your sexy ass! :twisted:
Quote by noladreams
So I'm trying to rid myself of a general melancholia, and I was wondering if anyone puts any faith in natural remedies like vitamins and whatnot?
dunno

Quote by noladreams
So I'm trying to rid myself of a general melancholia, and I was wondering if anyone puts any faith in natural remedies like vitamins and whatnot?
:dunno:

Feeling down?
looking for a pick me up?
seeking something natural?
If your willing to take control of your general well being a visit to your doc is in order.
Ask about some light exercises you can do.
I bought my mum a treadmill... 10mins a day on that thing & she felt more responsive, her coordination, well being, general level of fitness & energy had improved, all in the just the three weeks I spent with her!
Any form of regular physical exertion will trigger chemical activitys within the brain known as serotonin, dopamine, norepinephrine & the well known endorphins :bounce:
These chemicals have a large effect on your mood...
exercise will release these mood swingers helping to reduce feelings of anxiety, stress & depression
Wanna give it a try?
get a skipping rope...
hoola hoop
or go swimming
when you need more of a challenge a gentle run just above walking pace...
All these activites & many more WILL give you the happy feelings we all need!
Hope my comments will help - Good luck! :thumbup:
Quote by Dirtygirly
They are classed of cakes by law
Biscuits are classed as a luxury item and are subject to VAT. Cake is classed as a basic foodstuff and is therefore exempt from VAT. Mr greedy Vatman wasn't happy about missing out on some extra wedge from all those packs of Jaffa Cakes being sold to Orangejaffaman so he reclassed them as biscuits and therefore liable for VAT.
Mcvities didn't like the thought of this as it would put up the price of a box by 17.5% and maybe cut down on the number of boxes sold, so they took Mr Vatman to court.
They argued that when biscuits go stale they go soft, when cakes go stale they go hard....as Jaffa Cakes go hard (fnarr fnarr) they must be cakes and based on this argument they won the case so therefore they are legally cakes.
and they're also called Jaffa Cakes which sort of gives you a big hint too wink

Geek!!! :haha:
I wanna call him summat else... But I cant find the fecking ships anchor icon!!!
bolt
Quote by Dirtygirly

rpm boots lib right up the khyber & starts winking at da laydeeez :sparring:

Now there's a bum for the biting! :rascal:
Bite my butt n I bite yours! :twisted: :moon:
Quote by The_libertine69
I was only thinking this week it must be time for "rear of the year" competition. wink

Someone call? lol biggrin :D
rpm boots lib right up the khyber & starts winking at da laydeeez :sparring:
Jaffa Cakes are not biscuits!!! :taz: Grrrrrrrr... duel :taz::duel:
n I shud know... I choff enuff o the damn things! :thrilled:
Quote by Shireen
:eeek: :eeek: Witchy!!!!! smackbottom
Thank you redface I was hoping to get away with people not knowing kiss :lol2:

We do now!
Happy Birthday gorgeous! :kiss::rose:
I'm just an unsuccessful non red panther stalker/hunter in Kent & surrounding forests redface
But the fact that I loved Marvel Comics as I grew up could have had a large influence on my choice biggrin
I avoided it too...
maybe if it was a different subject I would not have even given it a second thought.
But as it was him the thought of it sickened me to the pit of my stomach... so yes I agree with Kaznkev
Quote: "using Gary Glitter just seemed like unnecessary publicity mongering"
I'm right handed & don't give a flying cow pat which way it hangs...
But I do try to stay away from them Railway traction line pylons as much as possible! :crazy:
Quote by Kaznkev
So in the early stages of getting to know someone recently we get there mobile with strict instructions only to call between 9 and 4
So which is better on here,the "single" man who isnt or the married man who is honest about the fact his wife doesnt play?
I know what I am begining to think and whilst my morals incline me one way,am wondering why this one piece of dishonesty is a rule for us

Just common sense innit guv,
If it don't feel right, don't bite - make your excuses, turn your heels & walk away.
I'm a single guy & I can say with my fb's knowledge that I have me & her time when I don't entertain anyone else.
So if I say to any new swinging meets & cannot chat with them at a certain time I would expect them to honour my simple request!
Does that now mean I am not single?
Do I have to lay bare or feel I have to explain my whereabouts when I am in incommunicado?
But then, how single is single?
For simplicity's sake If a guy or girl has regular meets with a few members SH should he/she give up the single status?
All morals aside maybe its best just to ask why & not assume?
Quote by varca
I know someone who went camping with a trolley on wheels and spent most of the time tettering around the field wearing heels innocent
bolt

Nahhh no-one would do that, would they? :whistling:
:giggle:
At least I did not burn the tent down or keep the site awake munching sugar puffs :grin:
Now who was it said they were going to buy me some high heeled wellies? :lol2:
biggrin
redface Oh dear... you lot can be so mean!
One time I went to Camber Sands for a fitness weekender
packed three shirts
three pairs o jeans
pair o shoes
five pairs o undies
jeans jacket
after shave
toothbrush
contact lens solution
jar o coffee
tea bags
beer
One box o sugar puffs! :giggle:
Got to Camber on the Friday afternoon only to realise I forgot to pack me bludding fitness gear!
:doh: banghead
Quote by noladreams
Minibus anyone? cool

Yay... stop off in well, wherever Mrs NWC said 5t3v3 is and then we can head down to London for t'other new boy! :bounce:
when your in London look out for me flashing at the side o the road! :P
Hey confused all them girly girl type things gonna need a fluffer on the long journey! :twisted:
Quote by varca
yes Seriously bonus if they can clean cook and iron. plus go out to work would also not go a miss

Perhaps what you need is someone to teach you which century you are in. biggrin
You dirty it - you wash it. You want to eat - you cook. Not hard is it - now repeat - - - - - -
:thumbup: Victoriana is sooo last year......
:D
No it aint!
Get yer ankles out fer the lads! :wanker:
...I've just sent a pm to the last one...
her status...
Last Seen: Over 2 Weeks Ago
...Hello meeeeeaty... where are yooooou???
2757 results Recently active in London. WOOHOO!!! :bounce:
180 results female. Hmmm... ok then
66 results female looking for males... ok, I can still get to sniff a few panties then! Deep Joy
...Dirtygirly for panties please read Knickers! :thumbup:
3 results females looking for their first experience with a black man! :shock:
1 results females looking for a black man/men to push her up against a wall and stick their fingers/cock inside her before she knows what's happening! :shock:
I'm fink I'm gonna join meaty! redface
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I refined mine to search for single ladies and couples who are looking for single males, based on a 30 mile radius of my postcode
result = 0
rolleyes

Further proof that meaty is a :wanker:
:eeek: fookin ell he's seen me!!! bolt
Get something nasty then it's your responsibility to live with it sensibly & not expose others.
I like to think I play responsibly with others but I do have to accept the risks involved.
I know I am exposing myself to my partners sexual history, but it's a quantitative risk I choose to accept.
Any consequences will be unavoidable due to my choice.
Risks + Responsibility + Pleasure = Swinging! lol
Sod u lot... I'm off to Barbados for three weeks!
Pah... I spit in the face of a cold wind!
If you get those activity listings accepted I'm gonna push for...
{Can Provide Sugar Puffs}
Hmmmmmmm.... :wanker:
Quote by BrightonGeezer
also it is a good idea to look at the panties if you can for any traces of blood or discharge could make sex more of a risk.

Oh my goodness :eeek:
How do you manage that in the middle of a meet dunno
"Excuse me while I check your panties for discharge" loon
Just a good excuse if I get caught having a sniff! :0)
What? Me? A pervert? Good Lord NO!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :laughabove:
Its not rocket science...
If you intend to have multiple sexual partners make your self familiar with your local, in fact ANYG.U.M. (Genito-Urinary Medicine) Sexual Health clinic & get regular checkups! :thumbup:
I had planned to bone up on some revision for a week long battery of psychometric tests
But due to a fluck up in admin the tests have been postponed till next year! mad :x :x
My fb is gonna cheer me up with fish n chips & tkts to the Comedy Store biggrin
Coz I have the whole of next week free I shall shop for bits n bobs for me holiday in Barbados! :bounce:
Hmmmm... mite wander up to Varca territory on Monday to see if her little pussy needs a stroke :twisted: