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Redpantherman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
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Quote by foxylady2209
Lemon Cream
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4. Beat the cream but only until it's floppy.
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:wanker:
...coff coff... what was that recipe again? 
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Quote by foxylady2209
"Hi, I work for Thornton's and I have 50 lb of mis-shapes to get through."
Works every time:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Seriously - something non-standard. I know that's a difficult thing to define or give examples of. But something along the lines of "I love (whatever) and I would love to share it with you (or introduce you to it)". The (whatever) must resonate with the person - so something from their profile, or chat/forum postings would be good. If it's unusual (and may be non-sexual I suppose) all the better.
And for Gawd's sake - don't feign interest in something just to get communication going - it WILL be found out. And it's about as attractive as pretending to be single when you're not.
Sooooo.... a bottle of Merlot & some strawberry liqueur chocolates with a request for bum sex wont be getting your attention then?
Quote by Bluefish2009
Bought shit loads o bulbs from B&Q last year
you know the type... three bags of assorted flowery pretty type smelly things for a tenner - I bought 30 quids worth!
I buried the lot in the garden...
..fluck knows whats gonna come up this year!
:flounce: emoticon... stamping of feet, grumble mumble Grrrrr....
:smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom: Quote by Sassy-Seren
Oooohh this sounds like fun
(little britan quote)
I'm a lady, I don't have testicles.
Well perhaps tiny little lady testicles.
Bollocks.
And if you reattach the wire from your eyes to your brain, rather than your groin, you'll see that no-one said it was ladies only, blondie. :lol:
Ah Sugar Puff Daddy is thinking it was a Pussy Posse only shout ( and for the last time Red NO you can't join in! )
though it is a very scrummy idea :twisted:
Awwwww go on... I'll let you fondle my lady testicles! :twisted:
Quote by splendid_
... The sight of her beautiful bottom tapering into her waist bent Over in front of me with her breasts moving back and for in time with my thrusts make the holding back of orgasms slightly difficult.
Anyway it was a waste of time asking for advice.
I was just about to proffer my well used & non patented technique for holding back on the
"bucket of cum"
hiya Sassy!...but after reading this I've just splaffed me pants!
Quote by corrie2010
I think I reading about home made enemas here with shower heads and the like ....... hmmm I see ........
Well I may just try the shower head removal later when I have a shower and see what happens. If I dont reach the toilet in time I hope the baby wipes are somewhere to hand or I am in the shite:lol: :lol:
Dont worry... I'm right behind you! :twisted:
Quote by corrie2010
I think I reading about home made enemas here with shower heads and the like ....... hmmm I see ........
Well I may just try the shower head removal later when I have a shower and see what happens. If I dont reach the toilet in time I hope the baby wipes are somewhere to hand or I am in the shite
Dont worry... I'm right behind you! :twisted:
Quote by Witchy
taken by an ex when I fitted new doors & tiled her flat... I used to be an avid DIY fan now I'm just an arse!
Nah, most people who see your avatar think you're a stool.
Grrrrrrr....
:smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom:Just wait till I get my hands on you woman!!!
(Hmmmm.... in fact, I cant wait!) :twisted:
Quote by Dave__Notts
Why not a boys calendar?
:rascal:
Cos I would want to be on it..............and it would put everyone off their dinner
Dave_Notts
Feck the boys, I wanna be where the girls at! :twisted:
Quote by Gurlonloan
would love to have a spot on the calender who are we forwarding the photos to ??
coff coff... erm... me? :wanker:
Quote by Bungle1961
we have met this man from a few socials........... he is not a time waster if thats what u mean.
2s
thaks again 2s for vouching for me
your welcome to come as well
lokk forward to seeing you again very soon
I will 2nd twos confirmation!
Thanks for the invite... I will accept subject to date...
I hope twos will accept her invite, she will make a fantastic fluffer!!! :wanker:
Quote by Dirtygirly
The Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary wrote:
Slut (n)
Main Entry: slut
Pronunciation: ˈslət
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English slutte
Date: 15th century
1 chiefly British : a slovenly woman
2 a : a promiscuous woman; especially : prostitute b : a saucy girl : minx
First and foremost, 'slut' refers to slovenly, slatternish behaviour - if you are untidy, dirty etc then you could be classed as a slut.
We had a teacher who used to call us sluts when we left her room a mess!
This! I remember being thoroughly offended when my mum called me a slut after I dribbled my dinner down my front. I suspect that's a generation thing though.
I hope you swallow now that your older! :rascal:
