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Quote by curious_karrie
My pleasure Steve biggrin
I wouldn't want to think that anybody had missed out

W....o...w - NICE bum!
I'm not sure how many people have read Irvine Welsh's "Glue" (a bit of a return to form for him). but if you have I'm sure you would score very highly on Terry "Juice" Lawson's connoiseur bum evaluation! "The point I wis tryin tae make wis that some punters see an erse oan a bird and go, phoah, nice erse, but that's jist amateurs. The point is they only see the erse. The pro always checks the thighs (and the waist) and how they relate to the erse. Anybody can huv a nice erse, two buttocks, but how does that fit with the rest ay it?"
(Pardon Terry's Scottish accent, and attitude!)
I have to say in your case everything fits VERY well with everything else! And nice underwear too :-)
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Quote by Angel Chat
lol brilliant Mike! So many in there that are true. Can't say I remember a dog running into our school, but I winced in pain at the memory of standing on an upturned plug YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAWWWWWCH!!!!!

Upturned plugs are BAD, but my own "fave" is opening a door onto bare feet (i.e. foot goes under door, cracking toenails etc). Writing it now it sounds extraordinarily difficult to do, but I seem to do it quite frequently and it HURTS! Wherever you are in the country you can probably hear my yells.
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Quote by MrsFC
I just like a man to smell good! rolleyes

Ah, but do you generally prefer "Au naturale" or chemically enhanced?
Not sure why, but for me particularly the smell of some girls hair is incredible (no, not that hair - wash your mind out lad!). Has a "girl" smell that I would struggle to explain (AM struggling to explain!) but I'm sure the guys know what I mean.
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Quote by andymorecambe
I cant imagine anything worse than wanking with my mates lol
It might be ok for gay or bi fellas but the idea of my 40 year old mates pants down wanking turns m y stomach sad
Can i put my name down for heather and blue for some wanking fun
i can bring the porn and a few cans girls cool

I wasn't sure if it was just me, and this was a normal thing, but I agree. Fair enough some same room sex etc, but the idea of sitting in a room full of blokes chugging away is, well, pretty much diametrically opposed to a turn on - for me at least.
Is there actually such a group called the "Melbourne Wankers"? And do people WANT to be known as a Melbourne Wanker? Can understand if there's no chance of privacy, or no other choice, but...?
Well, I guess this can be my something new to have learned today!
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I found this thread while browsing for other things, but wanted to add to it :-) Most of what I would consider my top 5 have been mentioned, but some which have not are ;
- Memento (touched on in another thread, but a SUPERB film, and much better than you think it will be after reading what it's about and the style).
- Local Hero. Mentioned elsewhere, but exceptional
- Gregory's Girl. Similair vein, but total nostalgia to anyone growing up in Scotland around that time.
- Amores Perros.
- Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi (aka Spirited Away).
- Meet Joe Black. Not sure why I liked this especially (though Claire Forlani might have something to do with it!) but really enjoyed the film. Also has His Bradness for the ladies :-)
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I'm sure this is one that has been covered on the forum before, but "The bride stripped bare" is a good and evocative read, although far from likely to keep you on the straight and narrow during the holiday!
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Reading one of the other threads, I came across Angel Chat's comments about Clinique Happy, Issey Miyake aftershave etc. Personally I wear Issey Miyake, which was one reason I noticed the comment, but it got me wondering what a) the guys wear, and b) the ladies like?
As with perfumes for the girls it can be tough, since it needs to work well with your own "chemicals", and also persons smelling it need to like it! Try raking out some of the old Hai Karate or Blue Stratos and see how they are....! :-)
So, any particular faves or absolute hates?
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Quote by corrie
Well now paid for software which has worked Carpi thank god for peeps who do help each other in here and I really mean that. My computer is fine

Hi Corrie,
If you still have any problems with pop-ups, select "Start Menu" then "Run" and type "msconfig" and press enter. You'll see a window called "System Configuration Utility". Select "startup" from the tabs at the top - everything in that list which is ticked is set to automatically run when you turn your computer on. So any pop-up ads (and lots of other stuff we're better off without) lists itself here.
If you write down which ones are ticked (just the column "startup item" and post them here, we can track down the culprit.
Anyway, hope this is unnecessary, and it really is okay now. The program "Adaware" which was listed earlier in the thread really is good. It's worth running once a week or so just to catch any of these things.
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Quote by Archangel
So I ask why would a goreous, intelligent young woman like this one go with a married man?? I mean they are already cheating on you and you know they have the capability of cheating even if they leave their wife for you. Why do it??

You say she's intelligent, and yet you doubt the application of her intelligence, suggesting she is incapable of appropriately selecting her partner?
Whether intelligent or whether not, there are countless reasons she would do what she did. You could talk to her right through Friday night, have her agreeing how blind she was being, and she may well go right back to him the next night. He may make her feel like no-one else can, and there's precious little intelligence will walk anyone away from that.
It sounds like you did what she needed at that moment, listen - well done for that. Other than that, it'll work itself out. Maybe he'll leave and she'll be happy. Maybe he won't and she'll be older, wiser, and with a lot of emotion, positive and negative, along the way.
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Quote by jezzay
Engrosing and vaguely intelligent but not too heavy

Hmmm, tricky. Some suggestions from me are ;
Trainspotting / Glue - Irvine Welsh
The Watchers - Dean R Koontz
The wasp factory - Ian Banks
Mutant message down under - Marlo Morgan
Memoirs of a geisha - Arthur Golden
Vintage stuff - Tom Sharpe (or most of his really!)
Adventures of Goodnight and Loving - Leslie Thomas
Talking it over - Julian Barnes
Kitchen - Banana Yoshimoto
American Psycho - Bret Easton-Ellis
Snow falling on cedars - David Guterson
It's not about the bike - Lance Armstrong
And in the potentially too involving and plot-losing category....
Miss Smilla's feeling for snow - Peter Hoag
I could easily add to this list all day, but should give you a few to get going!
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Quote by Sappho
Thanks Mr FC! I think I deserve a celebration drink too! Mmmm, Wolf Blass Grenache Shiraz for me please if anyone is pouring?
Time to relax I think...
Sappho xxx

Can't oblige with the Wolf Blass, but have just pulled the cork on a Rosemount Estate 1998 Show Reserve Cab-Sauv if that's any good? biggrin I've denied myself (wine!) all week, so.....
Ahhhh, weekends!
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Quote by Vicky_uk
There is only one tune that really does it for me sex wise and that is
Samba pa ti by Santana
MInd you never met a man yet who can last till the songs finished :cry:
Vicky xxx

I just had to say "great song", and "but it's less than 5 mins!!!". Either "poor you" or "lucky partners", whatever it is you do that no-one reaches the end of the song.
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