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Sexalicious
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 43
Bi-curious Female, 53
0 miles · Lancashire

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Hi All biggrin
im male and 24 years of age,well manored,sexy and clean,looking for fun tonight,prefably manchester area but am willing to travel a fair distance
Reply and lets have some fun wink
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Theres no site there fella confused :?:
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What was all that about "judy" :? :?:
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I cant comment on munch invites as I am not a munch organiser,I wish you well and hope you can see that the social aspect of SH is as important as anything else you may get out of that note its my bed time,but if you wish to chat more on the subject feel free to pm me ................ take care and good night xxxxxxxx

Hi wink
Well i think i can speak on behalf of "mark" on this one aswell,but please correct me if i'm wrong mate
This is the most pleasant anybody has talked to me so far unless it was directly intended to "mark" only redface but i totally agree with you as far as the social aspect is concerned but what you also have to consider is what "mark" said earlier which is that not everyone on here wishes to meet with ppl other than the ppl they are seeking
I totally respect your opinion and just wish the mods could do the same instead of putting the newcomers down all the time :cry:
Respect comes with pleasantness :wink:
I think that applies to most males "mark" (including myself) wink
Just hate being PATRONISED :cry:
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did i miss something?

You catch my drift now mate :shock: fpmsl
Exactly wink
There might still be hope yet for us single males seeking WOMEN :shock: lol
Well this explains it all for me mate : http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/45029.html
Let me know your thoughts confused: :shock:
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You've dug yourself a right hole here... and it's so bloody funny watching you trying to dig your way out. In fact, maybe it's time to buy yourself a new shovel, the old one is knackered :grin:

Only just bought it wink ,its especially for ppl like you :shock: ,nice and big lol plenty more to shovel yet hun pmsl
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i'm sure you knew what i meant and that it is PSYCHOLOGY i was talking about,yes mind reading :shock: can't do that YET sorry but i am getting plenty of practise on here though lol

No, I REALLY didn't know what you meant. Psychology is NOTHING to do with mind reading..... and I should know, it's my job rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: ....
You REALLY didn't know what i meant :shock:,thats strange cause like you said earlier there was only 2 alternatives to what i had wrote,so you must have had a slight idea confused :shock:
I know who you are now,should of realised sooner,its plain obvious now redface wink fpmsl
You are absoulutely spot on mate,i couldn't have worded it better myself wink biggrin
Unfortunately i can't fulfill your needs though,sorry mate lol
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Well i'm sorry if my english isn't good enough for you but i'm sure you knew what i meant and that it is PSYCHOLOGY i was talking about,yes mind reading :shock: can't do that YET sorry but i am getting plenty of practise on here though lol
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This has got to be one of the funniest threads we have had for ages! Your right Blue, you couldnt make this one up

Glad i'm entertaining you all,i must say it was a little boring previous to this thread wink
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WTF has biology got to do with it anyway ?

Well, learning how to tell males from females DEFINATELY comes under the topic of biology, does it not?
Jeeez..... you couldn't make this thread up if you tried, could you folks!
:mrgreen:
Yes your right it does come under the topic BIOLOGY but only if your within physical distance to each other,if not i would say it would come under the topic of PHYSCOLOGY would you not ? :shock: confused
To be honest though with an avatar like yours,i was a bit unsure at first and did think you were a male,but like judy mentioned earlier it is a strange place and just didn't know what to think :shock: lol
Hi again
Well i'm into pretty much everything apart from the male thing,i dont mind watching etc but definately no penetration from the male etc etc,i'm fun to be with and would extremely enjoy some experience with ppl older than myself
Hope to speak/meet soon biggrin
Hi Lucy/Sam
Are you looking for a couple or will a single male do ?
I'm 24 and free for tonight biggrin
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Doh,buggered that one up :cry:

As I said last night, I don't rate your chances of ever getting a shag from this site, you're far too immature and... errrrrrrrrrr..... well silly really.... and no sense of humour... and really quite arrogant
Hey ho..... rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Oh OK, maybe that was a bit mean, you're a newbie after all..... but some basic biology lessons might help you in future.
:roll:
Well excuse me,thats twice you've got out of bed the wrong side or are you always like this ?
WTF has biology got to do with it anyway ?
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hi guys pretty new to the site we are a young good looking couple lol we are looking for about 10 guys to fuck lisa friday daytime we will meet some where local then go back to ours it will be in the lancs area and will meet about 12 30 and finish about 3 hours later or when ur all out of cum :lol: we are not to botherd about the age of guys just to be clean and like giving anal( to fem's lol) so guys leave a msg and we will send out pm's for exact place to meet genuine guys only plz

Definately intrested in that,i'm 24 and full of energy and O do i like giving anal wink o i lol
I would say that i'm as genuine as your gonna get too :wink:
Hope to hear something soon biggrin
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Well, I can but I've forgotten how to do it, so if sexalicious would be so kind as to show me how I would be forever grateful. Actually, a shag would be better... so how about it mate? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

No thanks MATE mad not into that sort of stuff
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I was getting all excited then :cry: gutted mate,never mind,the pics are spot on fella wink
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offer you cant refuse sexalicious

Just a shame is wasn't a female,or things would of been different :wink:
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Your definately right there judy :shock:
Just to remind and let everyone knowI AM A MALE and NOTinto the male thing,(only women for me) sorry GUYS
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Enjoy your wank lol :lol: :lol:
Did do thanks biggrin Can you still have one confused: duel
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thanks GUYS :shock: :cry: lol fpmsl

No problem :thumbup: - I'm always happy to give advice innocent :whistling: :whistling:
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Yeah cheers for the advice rolleyes :wanker: