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ShaggyJ
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · North Lanarkshire

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:sticky:
Ex wife used to call mine Brian the snail........................'cos it left a sticky trail wherever it went...................little truth does she know!!!!.............well maybe she does now? :boxing:
confused Unsure of how to distinguish myself in my evening leaving attire post wedding, I trawled round every designer store in Glasgow. In the end I came down to an Armani suit and a Versace shirt/jacket type thing. My now ex swayed me to the uniqueness of the Vesace item................................
It's black and yellow, looks like a wasp, cost me £350 and ironically I'm now getting to feel the sting since we split.....................
"fashion forewarning?" redface
Quote by LadyFeeBee
confused: How did such humour become so serious :?:
I told myself to let this one pass but feck it..................
Give if you want to give....................but don't expect your donation to mean anything to anyone but you. Have you always been happy with what you got? Have you ever exchanged something..................
:shock: Note to self...................need more vodka........remember you're off work tomorrow biggrin

ShaggyJ......Chill
You'll find that this forum touches on many things....not just humour and that is the appeal for most (apart from the obvious wink )
:color: I'm chillin although that may be the vodka from the freezer. "Looks in mirror"...............................................is my nose big and red too like Santa's? redface
confused: How did such humour become so serious :?:
I told myself to let this one pass but feck it..................
Give if you want to give....................but don't expect your donation to mean anything to anyone but you. Have you always been happy with what you got? Have you ever exchanged something..................
:shock: Note to self...................need more vodka........remember you're off work tomorrow biggrin
:shock: Snow............................................ real big heavy can't get the car on the road stuff..........................................
its been so long since I experienced it (snow!) confused
:borg: Snow Patrol
Friend gave me a burned cd early summer and I couldn't stop listening to it in the car over and over and over again. Thought I was really cool as they were just bursting through. Now everyone loves them and it doesn't feel so good somehow.
Also got some old Ash stuff for the car. Motorway jouneys just whizz by (thank feck my autopilot works!!!) :borg:
confused: To pay or not to pay :?:
I think old school goes along with the gentleman paying for ladies. New school thinks it wins brownie points. But all in all who invites who out? Mostly the guy invites so is he expected to cover the expense? If he pays does that sugest he's somehow soliciting favours? If the girl pays half, does this mean she's cancelling out his horny moves?
After all that, I don't know. I always offer to pay, maybe it's a power and influence thing :twisted:
:cry: My daughter (6) writes the list. My wife (37) buys everything on that and more. I ge to pick up the tab fo a happy christmas.................. biggrin :shock: confused
Money eh?
:idea: perhaps your vote depends on whether you've just eaten and what. I mean if it was steak and you know how that can stick between your teeth, then a thong might come in handy in a quasi floss type of way. Not saying I'd resort to such defamation of a thong but I voted knickers!! Thongs are nice too! This was hard............ confused: