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Quote by smoggie
hi thanks for reading my posti would appreciate any adviceon howtoget some trouser activity lol (wife wont play) its ages since i delved into the moist tufted regions and my nuts are about to burst .hope u peep can helpme out im early 40,s fit gsoh etc hope you peeps can steer me in the wright direction thanks smogs
Maybe it's a literacy thing
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup Coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 Years ago when We were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so Caring and sensitive. "Yes I do! " she replies.
The husband paused.
The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued......."Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'"
"I remember that too" she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said......"I would have gotten out today."
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup Coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 Years ago when We were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so Caring and sensitive. "Yes I do! " she replies.
The husband paused.
The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued......."Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'"
"I remember that too" she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said......"I would have gotten out today."
Quote by rachel-lane
i love stand up. we have a comedy festival through feb in leicester all the big names come to town. this year was extra special for me being as a transsexual won the award for best newbie . apparently she was hillarious, i will be deffo looking out for her on the jongerleurs line up. i love that place
What's her name?
Is anyone else here a fan of live stand up comedy?
I love going to the Comedy Store and also flying up to Edinburgh for the Fringe each summer. Last year my favourite act was an Irish guy called Andrew Maxwell, brilliant set. Lately I've been getting into Brendon Burns. An Auzzie nutcase who reminds me of Bill Hicks.
I love going to the Comedy Store and also flying up to Edinburgh for the Fringe each summer. Last year my favourite act was an Irish guy called Andrew Maxwell, brilliant set. Lately I've been getting into Brendon Burns. An Auzzie nutcase who reminds me of Bill Hicks.
Quote by steveg_nw
feel way better
just wish our 1st meet with a single guy from this site hadn`t ended like that
I get mightily pissed off with people coming on here saying "you're a single guy, you must be a liar/cheat/thief/timewaster/asshole/saddo/low life" (delete as appropriate) when they've never even met me.
Yeah, right on... and anyway, they have to meet me before they can say that
Quote by Tania
What were your thoughts on the Royal Wedding? I don't have any particular feelings other than surprise to see Prince William losing his hair (obviously he inherited that bit from his dad) on the top of his head.
Just like Harry has inherited his thick red mane from hisdad
Quote by Scott_bolton
Hi all
It it me or does anybody else find a Georgie accent sexy
Even if I cant see the person I imagine them to be gorgeous Does anyone have any other dialects they find makes them cum lol
As a Lancashire lad Eee Bye Gum just doesnt cut it lol
Kindest Regards
Scott
Nope. There's only one, truelyunattractive accent.... but I'm not telling.
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