I'll give you three "ho ho ho's" who this is! :)*Single males welcome*

Since my then partner discovered this ad,she has inadvertently inserted this information to see if I,or anyone else,spots it! *According to the ex,no-one has... ;) We are happy (LOL) together and had an active sex life despite his small penis and lack of stamina. Didn't want to add and share with others, and didn't have much of an option, but I won't go into that here. He has a love of oral (his average,mine outstanding), mixed, swinging, party & group sex (no anal for either of us, please, as he is up his own arse enough as it is & I don't think anyone could go further). Neither of us enjoy watersports or anything pain related, unless this includes his taste in music.

We're not a couple and haven't been for some time. He wanted to meet other similar couples or (bi)women for foursomes/threesomes (or singles,as his recent emails indicate). Individually, Jeremy Hough would also be interested in meeting couples or just the female partner (no shit!) for one-on-one fun (!) and frolics :). Neither of us are looking for any kind of a separate relationship (aka - neither of us are looking to pay maintenance now, or at any time in the future) and so you have our assurance that whether a one on one experience, or couples, that this is a fantastic sexual experience for him - no guarantees for you, though!.Ladies first: He says about me...She has a very sexy Dita von Teese alike figure with the most amazing 32JJ s, round and firm. A has a 'turn your head' girl next door appeal to her with shoulder length brown hair, green eyes and a sense of humour that you may find dry, but is never without a keen observation on life and as a result, can be very amusing. A has suffered a small a man with a small cock for long enough and would prefer a cock larger than 7" and who can last longer than 30 minutes without needing a rest...

She says about him...

Jeremy likes to think he is Heston Blumenthal and he is, in that he's bald and talentless, with a fraction of the money, charm and intelligence; a smidgeon of the sexual stamina and most likely, with half his cock size and certainly,with half his repetoire for cooking. Taller at 6'3 he's "large", but obviously doesn't like to see himself this way, given that he looks like Santa in fat suit. Please ask me for a few 'honest photos' for evidence. Clear blue eyes behind his thick lenses lead to a hairy chest and scrawny, bald legs, with an average cock that will build you from a slow, sensuous beginning to a totally average orgasm if you're lucky and can come in 10 minutes flat. Jeremy follows this with a snore on the pillow reminiscent of a Zebrugge Ferry in fog, trundelling through the waters. If you're lucky and he is so inclined then you may get a little more - please make sure your tits are on the VV large side for some perks, but not your body...!!! Clean, trimmed, polite and considerate only when necessary and for an ulterior motive, he has a lecherous,ruthless side to him that can take you by surprise, and has demonstrated himself to be a lover who takes absolute pleasure in making you believe that he is the man of your dreams, whilst proving to be the stuff of nightmares- just ask Susan Hough via Storrar Cowdry and his latest just how fabulous he is - be sure of an honest response! :) Casual or not - who wants, or needs, a liar? :)