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Slick_Strokers
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 54
Straight Male, 62
0 miles · Greater Manchester
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Hi Slick, welcome to the site and the forums, hope you both have fun and see you both at the Wigan munch in December
Woo hoo!:taz::thumbup:
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Perhaps this has been done already, but it always makes me think of rememberance day, for some reason:
IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
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We come in peace! (well, if not in peace then usually together, at any rate...)
*Cheery wave*
Thought we'd be a little different and summarise like this...
We were a little :undecided: about joining the site, but then thought :fuckinghell:, let's just do it and join up, huh!?
We're a bit :silly: and I suppose some would thinks we're
, or even a little :embarrased: but really, we'd like to meet up for a :cheers: to have a chat in the first instance and see how we get on, or we could talk on the phone or via email; that's fine too.
I'm told I'm
hwoar: and I think my partner is a :hunk: but we'll leave it to you to decide from our profile!
We won't
for the door or anything, so please do look us up on the site!
*Cheery wave*
Thought we'd be a little different and summarise like this...
We were a little :undecided: about joining the site, but then thought :fuckinghell:, let's just do it and join up, huh!?
We're a bit :silly: and I suppose some would thinks we're
, or even a little :embarrased: but really, we'd like to meet up for a :cheers: to have a chat in the first instance and see how we get on, or we could talk on the phone or via email; that's fine too.I'm told I'm
hwoar: and I think my partner is a :hunk: but we'll leave it to you to decide from our profile!We won't
for the door or anything, so please do look us up on the site! 