Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Stormwalker
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 124
Bisexual Female, 59
UK

Forum

Quote by Calista
Following on from a different thread, what are the things that you never ever thought you would hear from your partner?
Fire....
“Stormy, can you shave my arse for me?” blink
:giggle:

Been thinking about this for a while ...
Stormy ....
Did you ever do it??
:giggle:
Indeed Cali.
You can read all about it in my book
“Never bring a Bic to a Brush-cutter fight”
Subtitled, “One mans adventure in the untamed bush”
Quote by __random_orbit__
The Tomorrow People?
I knew someone at scholl who convinced himself he was a Tomorrow Person.
He would grip the buckle of his belt and close his eyes.
Pause for a moment and the sprint blindly across playground/lounge/road before pausing once more, breathing out dramatically and releasing the buckle to where he had 'materialised'.
several push-chairs and a lamp-post never dampened his enthusiasm for his belief.
lp

I still do that, but with my mass the push-chairs and lamp-posts stand no chance ...
Quote by splendid_
I don't think anyone has mentioned
Space 1999
yet
lp

oh goodness yes. I remember that. I wanted her eyebrows and for a number of years I had them.
Who ever thought a monobrow could be sexy.... how wrong they were. :eeek:
Quote by Bonedigger
I'm a wallflower...

and a spatula weilding omlette lover apparently innocent
I can whip you up a quick one if you like...
lol
Quote by sara-john
oooooooo who remembers the tomorrow people ... they made a recent vertion of it but want as good as i remember it

Me... I still wish I could "Jaunt" about the place rolleyes
Quote by anais
I don't have a clue why some members are doing it dunno It is being deleted when we come across it though... really no need to have it as far as I can see.

If you don't have a clue why it's there, why make the effort to delete it? is this something admin have asked you to do? :confused:
Quote by Dirtygirlie
No Stormy, a sock would be a 'Tramps Wank' rolleyes

OK....so what's a Posh ladywank then? confused
On page two! lol
With latex gloves! :rascal:
Soooo....If I wear some gloves and a condom, do I get double points :huh:
Quote by mazandden
No Stormy, a sock would be a 'Tramps Wank' rolleyes

OK....so what's a Posh ladywank then? confused
Quote by splendid_
Can I just ask what the feck a Posh manwank is?dunno
I'm nearly into double figures and need all the points I can get.

wanking with a condom on.
In Gods name... WHY!
Why would you do that...eh? for what reason?
would a sock count?
Can I just ask what the feck a Posh manwank is?dunno
I'm nearly into double figures and need all the points I can get.
Quote by splendid_
My willy has a name...

and what is that then ?
I named him after Dudley Moore, small but perfectly formed. redface
Quote by __random_orbit__
1: I'm the firestarter, twisted firestarter
2: i like the term; expletive deleted
3: (please add something interesting)
4: all charges were dropped!
5: and on the seventh day, I rested.
'av it!
lp

Spooky, how prophetic was that... :eeek:
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Following on from a different thread, what are the things that you never ever thought you would hear from your partner?
Fire....
“Stormy, can you shave my arse for me?” blink
:giggle:

What do you do when you hear that from someone who's not your partner?! :giggle:
bolt
I say "make yourself comfortable DG, this could take some time"
lol
Quote by Firelizard
I want to be Hermione Grainger....young, pretty, can fly on a broomstick and do magic! What more could a girl want? smile

Why not have some lessons from your mum?
Quote by Dirtygirlie
As I'm only limited to one thing with one person I simply cannot choose :fuckinghell:

No-one said you were only allowed to post once! :rascal:
I just spilled my ONE thing with ONE person in chat and if you weren't there you missed it! flipa
But I was there.... :evil2:
Quote by Lost
You are right Storm. I guess i'm just talking/thinking from the comfort of not living there and being in some way religeously or ethnically attached wondering why that piece of shitty land is that important.
Me? If I had my way i'd find a piece of land somewhere and say roll a dice lowest score moves to it. dunno I only wish someone did because it all frightens the living crap out of me.

That's the tragedy Lost, it's not a shitty land at all, It's a beautiful land. It's full of good and decent people for the most part, forced into a hell by forces they have no control over and surrounded by people who will do nothing to help them. We demonize one side or the other according to our prejudice and rejoice that it's nothing to do with us. That's the real tragedy of the middle east. :cry:
In edit: that may have sounded a bit like a dig at you Lost..it wasn't mate.
Quote by Lost
So how many professors of middle eastern history and politics do we have on the forum then? dunno
And can we stop calling the Palestinian fighters "cowards" please. I think that anyone who fights the armed might if Israel with a few rockets and mortars whilst under the glare of laser guided bomb dropping from an F16 is a braver man than most of us.
The history of this conflict is tortuous in the extreme, I do wonder however, how a people who have had such horror visited upon them in the past, can be so willing to visit the same horrors on others today.

I agree with the rest of what you say Storm though the bravery I would say is more fanatacism and delusion. Is it brave to knowingly bring the wrath of an opponent down on your kin folk? I dont think it is.
What we really need is one of those pens that the men in black have

When you are hemmed into one of the most densely populated places on the planet without freedom of movement what choice do you have? was the Polish rising in Warsaw an act of cowardice? the siege of Berlin? No one would choose their home as a battlefield, but people seldom have the freedom to choose.
Fanatic... some are for sure, others are just desperate. What would you have them do? what would we do...?
Gaza has a population of around 1,537,269, and is only about 146 sq mi.
So how many professors of middle eastern history and politics do we have on the forum then? dunno
And can we stop calling the Palestinian fighters "cowards" please. I think that anyone who fights the armed might of Israel with a few rockets and mortars whilst under the glare of a laser guided bomb dropping from an F16 is a braver man than most of us.
The history of this conflict is tortuous in the extreme, I do wonder however, how a people who have had such horror visited upon them in the past, can be so willing to visit the same horrors on others today.
Quote by westerross
Choon flicks the power switch fer Stormie to get cracking with the power washer while he nips in the shower.
I reckon I've got 24 hours - I'm just getting over the dreaded lurgy and I've got the sexiest voice - this time tomorra it'll be up a couple of registers and the magic will have gone.
Choon gets out the phone book. :rascal:
.

rotflmao Fire always changes her answer phone message when she has a cold, just so it can have her extra sexy voice...
Storm dons Hazmat suit to avoid blowback...
Well...:shock:
I was just going to pop in here for a quick bacon sarni, but judging by the amount of bodily fluids and sticky bits on the carpet and walls, It would be more hygienic cooking in a sewerage works... this place needs a dam good pressure washing.
Quote by Dave__Notts

But there is no place called Agincourt Steve lol
Someone who wrote British history mis-spelled the place name. From that day to this we celebrate the battle of Agincourt, but there is no such place. However, there is an Azincourt and this fits the area where the battle was fought.
Dave_Notts

It matters not......The French still lost :lol2:
But they won one :thumbup:
Nope, that was the Vikings...ok, Frenchified Vikings, but vikings non the less. biggrin
Second or third generation. So they were more French than viking. They had viking roots, same as Robert the Bruce had French roots but was still Scottish.
Dave_Notts
You think so? given the choice do you think they would have preferred to be frogs or Vikings... :lol:
And don't get me started on all the 6/7th generation "Irish" Americans... rolleyes