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Stormwalker
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 124
Bisexual Female, 59
UK

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Quote by MikeC
ladies can i stop being a tea / JD / wine/ spunk bitch smile

If you have to ask, the answer is no! lol
Quote by Darkfire
Stormy says to give you a slap from him smackbottom:giggle:

Tell Stormy to f*@# right off, as usual rotflmao
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I didn't think I'd ever miss you DF, looks like I was right flipa
kiss
Congratulations both, I really am convinced you deserve each other......no really.... you do.......
kiss
Okay we have had two good ideas on where to get it, anyone want to try what to get? dunno make and model would be good :notes:
Many thanks so far.....
Quote by Sassy-Seren
woo woo woo woo woo

lp

I only just recognised this!!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
It is by far my best side....
My laptop broke a few days ago, well to be honest it broke months ago, but like Scotty with a warp coil generator I managed to keep it going way beyond reasonable expectation, now however tiz dead, totally and unequivocally dead.
I need a new one and can’t be arsed to do the research myself when I know there are better informed bods on here just itching to tell me where to get the best deal.
So, a Laptop, ish max I’m old and need a big screen to see the letters and purdy pictures. I write on it, it surf on it and play the odd game on it with a bit of music maybe. No mega image manipulation, no vast music/film library and I don’t need to carry it with me all day so it needn’t be uber-light I need something solid that will last a few years before falling to bits like the last one, a Toshiba Techra if it helps.
Many thanks.
Oh and number 1 daughter is after a notebook thingy, I fear they would be too small and fiddly for my sausage fingers, but we could just about get one each for so I have to ask about them too.
Argh!! Me buxom wench!
Prepare to be boarded and slapped in irons(Hand made and at a very reasonable price) before I visit unspeakable depravity upon ye Argh! etc ect.....
Happy Birthday woman. kiss
Not with a Dog, five cats,and a mouse doing Riverdance on the landing they don't.
Quote by __random_orbit__
Xev Bellringer, the character was rather interesting.... but what was the programme called?
lp

Lexx...
The original Zev was Eva Haberman, who in my opinion, knocks old rubber lips into a cocked hat...
Some very special people....
OK some are more special than others...
Some are special.. :silly:
Some are special... :confused2:
Some are special... sillyhwoar:
And some are special... :inlove:
But you are all special... :rose: right now
thank you kiss
Quote by benrums0n
Bullet for milady although I hear folk raving about the Hitachi Magic Wand.

Tiz the size of a road drill, and you'd need the forearms of a navvy just to wield it...
Quote by the_Laird
Agree with your post 100%

You too would be mortified to see my lardy ass??? poke
Cheeky bugger - 10 minutes back and already down for a damn good spanking cool 8-) 8-) You're supposed to do the no no no you've a great ass routine don't ya know :jagsatwork:
smackbottom

It was far from lardy last time I saw it!!
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Sadly its always faaaaaaaaar from Lairdy sad
Any man who has Feebees arse within clutching distance, and can still complain he aint getting enough is wayyyyyyyyyy to spoilt. You deserve derision and contempt sir..... rolleyes
a kiss for the perky one biggrin
Quote by Witchy
I'm in a splinter cell rolleyes

Avoiding the rather obvious "Beware little pricks" line, It behoves me to ask, do you weigh as much as a duck?
Quote by noladreams30
The ability to get stuff done.
I procrastinate. confused

I would too, if I could be arsed
I'm not a fan of the big hairy bush tbh, I only ever go near one if I have an Express .577 and a jolly good bearer... I much prefer a well coppiced area or downland where sheep may graze happily.
Quote by Goose35
If i'm not around for a few days i'm stuck in here ok :twisted:

Either you are lost, or you need to amend your profile lol
Quote by creampie123


here's 2 to start off with ....they could be more soon lol
miss cream xxx

Goddamnit! I just popped my network cable out again redface
Quote by M8-Me

My rendition.
Hope its right this time redface

:karaoke: I can see your willy :karaoke:
Quote by Calista
OK we're catching up slowly
Week 2's pic ....
As you can see we tried really hard to stay true to the original pic!

Haruba!! nice arse Morbs rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by blonde
It chuffin were inall chook wink

Please can you tell me what language this is, so I can get it translated???
Thank you kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

It's blonde Stepney Tike, Blonde rolleyes
I can't say... call it Serendipity... no not that one, the real one...yes I know she is real, but I'm not getting into the whole Verification thing...
I'm killing myself here...I could kiss a Pirate so I could...
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Actually, I have no idea if she is real or not...blink
either way it's nothing to do with her biggrin