Its got to be both- in large extended portions!
Bumping this one back to the top as there's still a couple of weeks.
With more than a nod to the great Ronnie Barker:
This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.
Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.
Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.
At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.
The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies.
The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.
Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared.
Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian.
She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks .
The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.
At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve.
"Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper.
The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in.
Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart.
"Who's fust jarted??" asked the prandsome hince.
"Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge.
When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers.
This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on.
He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.
Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny.
Having a short break with my other half, any couples/fems around there at that time as well.
M-32 (straight)
F-26 (bi)
Anybody ever been one/submitted photos and had them used for the next few years?
Were you recognised locally?
And while on the subject of Paul Raymond's empire, what does everyone think of ahem, Contact UK magazine?
While we have heard of the likes of Club 2000 and Club F, we've always preffered private meets but decided that this weekend we fancy a bit of fun at a club.
Can anyone give reccomendations, reviews of NE clubs.
Thanks
L & M
I'd go for Lorraine Kelly, bustier and I'd imagine bawdier!
Kaplinsky's not half bad mind.
Going back to the mention of Fern Britton though, she's a big lass but she's a bonny lass and there is something about her that says 'insatiable'.
I know a few people going there on Saturday to see the guest DJ (Tony Humphries) from America.
It will be hot and sweaty in there but quite smart at the same time.
More of a dancing club (as in dance music, a few naughty bits and bobs) than a drinking club.
Just visited their site and it says they have closed and it is up for sale.
Does anyone know when/why this happened?
Damn, any other night and we would have had a look through.
Stuck in a pub watching a relatives band instead.
Thems the breaks..... :cry:
Now thats what I call a welcome.
Thanks folks- I hope the sun is shining where you are today.
Hi there I'm Liam and new on here. Well I say new, I joined a while ago but have only got round to posting.
There's some great crack (pardon any pun) on here so I look forward to participating.
Are there many North Eastern folk on here?
Sorry guys, only interested in couples and mixed sex groups.
Well after a couple of posts with few replies thought I'd try again- I do have faith!!!!
Out tonight with a lady friend at a couple of sites in the A171 area, anyone else out tonight.
Out for a spot tonight with a lady friend (45yrs, 48dd) in Whitby/North Yorks area.
Any couples out & about??
PM me if interested.
Hi there
I am a fit, clean, discreet & GENUINE male looking for couples for dogging/ outdoor fun in the Cleveland & N Yorks area.
I'm especially into ladies between 40 & 55.
PM me for more of a chat.