Quote by Bonedigger
remember this one??
Gordon is a moron (gordon & julie) - Jilted John
I've been going out with a girl
Her name is Julie
But last night she said to me
when we were watching telly
(this is what she said)
She said listen John I love you
But there's this bloke I fancy
I dont want to two time you
So its the end for you and me
Who's this bloke I asked her
goooooordon she replied
Not THAT poof I said in dismay
yes but he's no poof she cried - he's more a man than you'll ever be
Here we go, two three four
I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop
When I came out there was Gordon standing at the bus stop
And guess who was with him
Yeah Julie- and they were both laughing at me
oh, she is cruel and heartless
to pack me for Gordan
Just cos he's better looking than me
just cos he's cool and trendy
but I know hes a moron, Gordon is a moron
Gordon is a moron, gordon is a moron
Great record! Was actually called "Jilted John" by Jilted John. There was also a spoof follow-up to it by Julie & Gordon called "Gordon's Not A Moron".
