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Sxboy
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Straight Male, 59
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if you dont fit mitchelin ..your taking a multitude of risks...
still its up to you
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ive just got a dodgy scandanavian bird on my sat nav,,,
she gets it right though
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al k hol is a dangerous friend postie
now mostly seperated ..hick
andy
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Quote by Sexysteph
WHATS ET SHORT FOR???? ANYONE?

Take caps lock off hun
In what context are you looking for about ET
There's Extra Terrestrial (Alien) or do you mean when used as Et al ?
Steph biggrin
Extra Testicle ?
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Quote by TallFunLondon
I have a problem, in getting an erection too easily. Im not one of these people that needs to take viagra as the thought of sex or just even kissing someone makes me get an erection. I dont know if I need to be worried about this but it is certainly embarrassing. I know a lot of people have a problem in "getting it up" yet with myself it takes only seconds. What can I do???

maybe you just have not had sex in a while!!!! surprised :o
dream dream dream .......
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Quote by postie
He seems pretty sober to me at the moment wink :twisted:
Fee
XX

I think moment is the best word so far,,,, am descending into psised quite rapidly... since i hit the red vino.... and it's only ...
(mwah @ LFB ...cos she knows why!)
AM or PM ? makes a difference
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Quote by freckledbird
Ooooo* Morbius, good * idea* but* it* makes*all*my*posts*look*like* shit*and*it's*likely*to*get*annoying*if* I*did*it*every*time* I*posted*
Plus it would take ages to type confused biggrin

What do you mean it makes all your posts look like shit?? they dont already???????
"TAXI !!!!!!!!" bolt
Morbius, you can't possibly avoid me forever honey :twisted: See you on the 18th lol
Gosh, I'm really looking forward to drinks in Derby now :twisted:
may the force be with you against captain postie and his hordes !!
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Quote by postie
i will always remember that nadger you had ..for a very short time as your avatar

:scared: That was 'orrible..... wouldn't even want that in the Home for Elderly Avatars...
:welcome: Osmosis... glad it was just a name change, thought you were bailing out of SH when I saw the title. Phew!
said i would always remember it !!!
it was ghastly !!!
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i will always remember that nadger you had ..for a very short time as your avatar
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either
get her very drunk
give up on the idea
discuss like adults and accept the answer
thats about the size of it
or offer you can do me with a strap on if i can do you
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Quote by Alexandra
Well my little adventure draws to a close........
I seem to have survived my time darn sarf and am not preparing to head back to civilisation as I know it!
So thanks to my tremendous tour guide for a wonderful night on Tuesday.....see you for lunch soon!
And thanks to the perfect gentleman who cooked for me last night!
Sappho - you are one lucky lady - he is a brilliant cook!
And the twins look absolutely GORGEOUS!!!! Understandably so with such a stunning mother.
So - friday rush hour here I come....

SAFE TRIP HOME
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Quote by Emily
7 iron normally
can be used for a variety of tasks

okay, I'm waaaaayyy too blonde this morning - took forever to get that! smile
thats ok
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Quote by Clare and Steve
No you must not lock this thread,this man just isnt used to pleasure :grin: :giggle:

-- LOCK IT
Or instead you could stop posting on it?/??? :shock:
mmm ? but that would be no fun at all
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i had it measured for me because she wanted to know exactly how big it was redface
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a pigs arse is made of pork
a one legged duck swims in circles
the pope is catholic
a bear shits in the woods
RANDOM ENOUGH ?
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the letter K ask alexandra
winding up newbies that deserve it
farting loudly
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rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
HAPPINESS
cool 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
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we dont hear from you from the end of august and you ve posted like a lunatic the last two weeks..when you back at school ? ? ?
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hes the plumber from the brum
hes the pink flute playing bum
hes not sure if to wank
we think hed be better off in a fish tank
oh plumber ,....plumber
surely you cant get no dumber
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Quote by Baggy Boy
solo wanker go and do do some plumbing

SXBOY are you a bit like an essex girl, you sound like one, and again I am not a plumber.
shagged quiet a few essex girls but then i dont boast about my prowess or lack of it
so why have you lied in your profile then and put plumber as your occupation :idea:
rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Not lied - I was a plumber in a former life.
I see you are a professional - professional what - wanker by any chance. lol :lol: :lol:
well nob cheese that needs altering then doesent it !!!!!!
pest exterminator and you & spurter are on the list cool
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Quote by Baggy Boy
solo wanker go and do do some plumbing

SXBOY are you a bit like an essex girl, you sound like one, and again I am not a plumber.
shagged quiet a few essex girls but then i dont boast about my prowess or lack of it
so why have you lied in your profile then and put plumber as your occupation :idea:
rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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