Quote by da69ve
Easy SXBOY.....if he wants to break the AUP let him......don't rise to it!

Quote by Dawn_Mids
anyway is your front bottom a bit loose after 14 kids ?

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Gits and shitbags :x :cry: :cry: :cry:
I hate you all
no you dont ..you love it..
anyway is your front bottom a bit loose after 14 kids ?
(Ok I lied, you know me luvs ya really )

Quote by Clare and Steve
On the top there click on members then search website and all the members with www pages wll pop up,have a look through them,theres some good uns

Quote by Msnotborg4life

ok mate..but it will give you slitty eyes and slitty dick

Quote by Clare and Steve
I recon most men are pretty good at cooking,they just pretend to be shit to get their women to do it for them :P

Quote by Clare and Steve
I recon most men are pretty good at cooking,they just pretend to be shit to get their women to do it for them :P

Quote by Clare and Steve
I recon most men are pretty good at cooking,they just pretend to be shit to get their women to do it for them :P

Quote by warwick
IN all honesty and with due modesty
I am an awesome cook
My friend and I regularly spend a happy evening doing a home made ready steady cook where you dont know whats in your food bag untill the evening . Then you haveto prepare something completely off the top of your head

Quote by Alexandra
SXBOY!!!!!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Quote by Debbiewebs
Here a pic. So who's bed am I in?

Quote by markz
trade her in for a different model

Quote by northwest-cpl
oooo baggy babes..................i am sooooooooooooo turned on by you............ :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:

Quote by Basket Case
In a cable car.
Basket Case

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Hmmmmm my brother taught me to light and throw fireworks when I was about 15, he learnt the nasty trick of a mates older brother. I've also seen bangers lit and put through letter boxes. Earlier this year our eldest of 13 was allowed bangers in France, my Dad and I taugh him tricks, I know, I'm a terrible Mum
But if he is going to have access to fire works here then he might as well learn to play with them as safe as possible. Ian strongly objected to us teaching him but it is safer than him experimenting alone or on the streets with mates.
I would much prefer any of my kids NOT to be able to get hold of fireworks, ever. I don't see the need and going to a display is not only safer but cheaper too

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Hmmmmm my brother taught me to light and throw fireworks when I was about 15, he learnt the nasty trick of a mates older brother. I've also seen bangers lit and put through letter boxes. Earlier this year our eldest of 13 was allowed bangers in France, my Dad and I taugh him tricks, I know, I'm a terrible Mum
But if he is going to have access to fire works here then he might as well learn to play with them as safe as possible. Ian strongly objected to us teaching him but it is safer than him experimenting alone or on the streets with mates.
I would much prefer any of my kids NOT to be able to get hold of fireworks, ever. I don't see the need and going to a display is not only safer but cheaper too

Quote by PrincessSwallows
O0o0o PUUUUUHLEASE!
I havnt had sex since the begging of SEPTEMBER, yes September I hear you cry Poor woman!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Quote by Alexandra

You may think this a flimsy excuse, but I swear it is gospel...
At the time you wrote the above, I had just dropped my mobile in the lavvy at work. :!:
After several hours of drying out it was still behaving oddly.
Ice xxx

Quote by dambuster
. . . . . and you don't want to know what I did when a girl asked me to give her 12" and make her bleed ! !

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Still dead then ?

Quote by TallSexyLondon
maybe there were loads of sheep huddled together and someone thought it had been snowing??