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Sxboy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 59
0 miles · Essex

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Quote by flapjackboy
Simple solution:
Require that every shop that wants to sell fireworks has to apply for a license, renewable every 5 years and a requirement of obtaining the license is to attend and pass a fireworks safety course.
Only allow fireworks to be sold during a very tight window surrounding Nov. 5th
Increase the fines issued to shops caught selling fireworks illegaly.
Make it illegal to sell fireworks to anyone not bearing a private display permit, obtainable from your local council, renewable every year and only issued once a firework safety course has been completed. Also, the organiser of said private display must plan in advance what fireworks he will use in said display and will only be allowed to purchase fireworks on said plan.
Set up a mystery shopper network consisting of both adults and children to randomly test any shop with a license. Any shop owner who sells a mystery shopper fireworks without the proper paperwork gets an immediate and permanent revokation of their license and receives the maximum fine.

my sentiments entirely,,you get the job,,i shall write to mr blair today,,and see if he can sort this law out before him and his mate george invade somewhere else
Quote by markz
I am sitting here in my office - bugger all to do

which council office do you work at then rolleyes
Mark he is a plumber
the office is in his imagination
hes just a bit of a wanker on the quiet
Quote by Alexandra
no please dont i am enjoying him too much

Waaaaay too much information there!
I do not wish to know just how you are enjoying him! rolleyes
its the inane :bs: i am enjoying in this thread
not the thought of our resident plumber burping his baby
Quote by maidinheaven
No, don't lock him out. Well not for a minute.
Was my avatar one of them?
Mollie

no please dont i am enjoying him too much
Quote by naughtynymphos1
i can always pop over and give you a hand if your that bored lol

why would you give him a round of applause ? is it that big
Quote by Ice Pie
Could anybody give me handy hints regarding the food and the language please?

Fancy a duck? lol
for a pet or for dinner ? ?
Quote by Baggy Boy
Sorry, It's only that I am bored senseless.

get on with it boy
Quote by Alexandra
Has anyone had a shag with a real PORN STAR from the videos / DVD EG
BEN DOVER , OMAR, OR Violet Storm, Cathy B
I have not but would love 2 blast

why the feck should i tell you whom i have skeweredwith my mighty weapon ?? ?
I see we are back to the kebabs!!! rotflmao
no no no no !!!! i will never ever use the K word again ..jesus the crap that caused
Quote by dadger
Has anyone had a shag with a real PORN STAR from the videos / DVD EG
BEN DOVER , OMAR, OR Violet Storm, Cathy B
I have not but would love 2 blast

why the feck should i tell you whom i have skewered with my mighty weapon ?? ?
Quote by marmalaid
Should garden water features be banned by the same token? What about toilet seats and underpants?
In 2004 there were a total of 1160 hospital visits due to fireworks. 0 of these resulted in a death. (source)
In 2002 there were 4,396 reported 'accidents' of over exertion. Should we ban sport, or sex?
What about the 6,627 'accidents' in the bathroom/toilet, should we ban these areas too?
There were 611 sewing/knitting accidents
2,044 'Toy, game, novelty, joke, firework, etc' accidents.
1,288 'household linen decoration or other item' accidents.(Source: mostly page 130)
Lets ban napkin rings, eh?
Chris

marmalaid i knew you would have a dig,,but seriously kids dont throw toilets at other kids or cats
a bit of household linen shoved through your letterbox does not exactly scare me with fear
bet the knitting accidents were old dears who need eyetests
come on mate..i was being serious with this
Quote by Clare and Steve
whats a bj??

Blueberry Juice :lol2:
poor old steve..should never have mentioned it out loud
Quote by mr filth
for 2 weeks :cry: Maybe i should change my name to 'Mr really really clean' rolleyes

2 weeks? I'd love to have not had sex for only 2 weeks. Try 3 years, (and counting):roll:
I dunno, some people have no willpower :razz:
3 years ........... 3 BASTARD YEARS !!!!! Now you've really cheered me up :cry: something to look forward to !?!?!
mr filth if you continue down this path its only a matter of time
Quote by TallSexyLondon
Henman v Murray is on BBC2 now if anyone is interested...

won nothing of merit has been by next wonder kid who will show pormise but deliver feck all
we invent games and then cant get no one to win them
Quote by devondelight
Really they should blow up the severn bridge would solve a lot of problems that way :twisted:
DD

its a liberty having to pay to escape back home too
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Just making my way home from work, and i passed a bloody snow plow !
Have i missed something ?

about time they flattened cardiff and started again
Bad SXBOY whip :whip: smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Minx x x
it twas a joke,,in bad taste and i apologise unreservedly
just the docks bit of cardiff redface
Chris
i get the feeling that you are being sarcasticrolleyes carry on,i could do with a laugh :P
never dear boy
Quote by TallSexyLondon
Agree with marmalaid - a most commendable effort - do you do the same thing at this time every year!!! lol

is this the period of sexual lent ?
do you think its time the sale of fireworks other than to licenced displays should be outlawed ?
every year :
animals are injured either accidentally or diliberately
children get burned and or disfigured
all animals get scared silly by the noise
property and vehicles get damaged
is it really neccesary ?
Quote by RedHot
Try being a married man . . . some of them go for months without a shag lol wink
T-J

its the cure for blow jobs as well supposedly
Quote by berksbex
Yes, that's true, we all make our own choices. I know that I will probably get shot down here, :P but I actually like married men and don’t mind if their wives don’t know. If they have no problem in separating sex and love and play and commitment, then why should I worry? I feel that they are very different types of relationships. I have a busy life (and often complicated) and find that married men conveniently leave me alone when I’m busy, they don’t suddenly announce they are in love with me and they don’t try and stop me from playing around like I want to.

good considered point of view
Quote by mr filth
for 2 weeks :cry: Maybe i should change my name to 'Mr really really clean' rolleyes

offer the wife a shopping trip !! works everytime
think the star hi-jackers got this one completely wrong
the letter C being thread of the week
Quote by 34fun
Just making my way home from work, and i passed a bloody snow plow !
Have i missed something ?

about time they flattened cardiff and started again
Quote by mr filth
for 2 weeks :cry: Maybe i should change my name to 'Mr really really clean' rolleyes

or mr wayne kerr ...perhaps
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I have deliberately not used the 'C' word in the thread

Was anyone else thinking Cunt or was it just me dunno
redface lol
i was thinking more like Commencing world war 3
Quote by cfcuk2004
I love eating Marmite in a thunderstorm.

but not on a golf course or near pylons
its a bit like bare back or not
its been done to death
its a personal choice thing ,where you view the married without partners
live and let live mr fabio its a big enough site for every adult to enjoy to whatever level of involvment they choose
Quote by altarica
Glad to say that I am back online after major trouble with my PC after trying to install Norton I have now invested in a nice anyone hep me out by recommemnding a good antivirus to download for free on the in anticipation.
Al biggrin

i find norton antivirus and other prducts from the same manufacturer ,,good easy to install and value for money
could you have wrongly / misloaded it ?