Right, everyone round to mine right now for a huge snog fest in the hopes it really is contagious. I'm about 18 months behind with the accounts & 3 years behind on the filing so it's a disease I really need to catch.
I'd even kiss a 24 yr old accountant if I thought I would catch the filing bug & I've been straight since I left boarding school. Mind, as it's more than 24 years since I left school, I suppose he might not be so keen. If I was female I'd suppose I might have a 24 yr old accountant offering to do the filing for me! He's only up the road too.
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TheDrummer
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
You're a Drummer aren't you?I know I know, don't applaud, I have this natural insight into people ya know :smug:
Close. Think Irish
I can play the bagpipes........ I've never actually done it, but I could give it a whirl if you need em in yer band? :D
Thanks, but got one of those already. My God - the thought of two sets of pipes in the same band.
:roll: :roll: :roll: It's bad enough trying to get two whistle players in tune.
Yes, recycle. Everything that comes out of your bum went in through your mouth - crown included.
A good wash & brush - bit of disinfectant just to be sure - one of those ultra-sonic jewellery cleaners would be ideal to get everything out of the crevices.
It will probably end up cleaner than when it was in your mouth.
Put me down for a celebration kiss.
A good wash & brush - bit of disinfectant just to be sure - one of those ultra-sonic jewellery cleaners would be ideal to get everything out of the crevices.
It will probably end up cleaner than when it was in your mouth.
Put me down for a celebration kiss.
Quote by postie
Personally i hope some lurkers read my top entry about how I lurked and maybe see themselves there and maybe start to get the confidence to join in...
Oh all right then, if you insist!
As a lurker looking in, I would say that the regulars come across as a friendly bunch. One or two have a justifyable reputation for being a bit scary, but they don't just go for the newbies - they'll go for the rest of you too if they think you deserve it!
Newbies who get flamed tend to deserve it - they either jump straight in with an inane comment or they will ask a question just for the sake of it - when 5 minutes research would have found them the answer if it was the answer they were really interested in. As someone said, if they behaved like that in a new pub they would get short shrift there too.
Then there are the usual bunch of total idiots, but fortunatly they don't seem to stray into The Cafe much. They do make LMU & the Dogging forum hard work though.
Stock advice to newbies on any forum is to lurk long enough to get a feel for the place. If you are so desperate for a shag that you can't wait that long, then you're on the wrong site anyway. Go for a one-handed stroll through the photo ads until the feeling passes.
:roll: Anyway,
everybody. 