Stop ! In naaaame of Muuuuff - Diana Ross
Muff, Muff will tear us apart - Joy Division
And of course...
A Million Muff songs , by the appropriately named Take That !
Thomas-
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Thomas
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
NNNNOOOOO dont do that!! Why should anyone be forced to say what they are looking for. Personally, if I had to specify I was 'looking' for something, then the Cancel Account button would be my friend.
I know
that's why I wrote:Quote by Thomas
Profile search needs a simple fix:
When someone creates a profile,force them to specify what they're looking for ("Couples / Females / Bi Females / Guys / Nothing at all, go away", etc.)
Ok I may not have formulated it very clearly but you get the idea ;) Not looking, profile doesn't show up in searches.
Thomas-
Profile search needs a simple fix:
When someone creates a profile, force them to specify what they're looking for ("Couples / Females / Bi Females / Guys / Nothing at all, go away", etc.)
Then, when someone performs a search, ONLY return profiles of people "looking for" the searcher. A couple performing a search will only see profiles from people looking for couples, single guys only get profiles from people looking for single guys, etc.
I'm tired of going through zillions of profile which explicitly state that they're only interested in couples and females, but that I can't filter out in my search ! I mean, that feature would certainly be more helpful than the "Drinker" field !
Anyone else feeling like that, or is it just me going grumpy ?
Thomas-
When someone creates a profile, force them to specify what they're looking for ("Couples / Females / Bi Females / Guys / Nothing at all, go away", etc.)
Then, when someone performs a search, ONLY return profiles of people "looking for" the searcher. A couple performing a search will only see profiles from people looking for couples, single guys only get profiles from people looking for single guys, etc.
I'm tired of going through zillions of profile which explicitly state that they're only interested in couples and females, but that I can't filter out in my search ! I mean, that feature would certainly be more helpful than the "Drinker" field !
Anyone else feeling like that, or is it just me going grumpy ?
Thomas-
Quote by PoloLady
OK lets put the feelers out to see what fresh meat we have in the midlands area.
I like M/MMF/MFF and so on.
I like going to a certain swingers clubs and will be happy to take you along if you are of a reasonable appearance.
I prefer moderately younger guys (late twenties/early thrities) but never say never to considering other ages.
I don't like travelling too far but will take note for future reference of people outside of the Midlands - as I do travel for work.
Prefer fuck-buddies - but not a partner.
Prefer taller guys - so 5'8'' and over have an advantage.
If you only want to poke it in and wiggle it about for a minute or two - don't bother replying, I am a little more adventurous than that.
Finally, prefer if you have the bollocks to reply here first, rather than sending a PM saying "will I do?"
Well I happen to fit all the criteria but.... Do I still count as "Fresh meat" ?
ThomasBham-
Actually the French for swinging (in the sexual sense) is partouze. Don't ask me how I know.
Yes and no. Partouze is a familiar word for an orgy ("orgie" does not necessarily have a sexual meaning in French). The word for swinging is echangisme ("swapism") :shock:
Quote by debz4u
Debs pour vous?
i never do french :shock:
:( :( :( :( Thomas-
Quote by sexyjo
Ok well, bloke referred to above has prior engagement.
Anyone who I know or who can be 'vouched for' by another member (or who perhaps has a current police disclosure and letter from the pope) that would like to partner me, please read my ad (link below) and PM me if interested.
Thanks
Well I don't know if I'm nice, but I happen to be based in Birmingham, I know the club (a bit :roll
and a few people on this site can vouch that I'm not a complete psycho ;)You can have a look at my ad (here) and gently whisper to me if you like the sound of it
Sorry about the letter from the pope, I couldn't find the 'great shag reference letters' section on the vatican website
Thomas x
Quote by well_busty_babe
-as one of cleopatras maids, to see if she REALLY did kill herself.
Hmmm beware, apparently she experimented on her maids to pick the most effective poison :shock:
hmm or maybe as the lady herself so i could get shag all the delicious men in roman uniforms. lol
Bah, she only ever pulled the emperors... No big strong men in uniforms, only skinny gits rolled up in big white sheets. On the other hand I suppose it made them easier to unwrap !
Thomas-
Skinny dark-haired git myself but you won't catch me walking around in a toga :? (unless it improves my chances to impress WBB of course :lol: )
Where do I sign up ?? Or did I get something wrong ? Quote by Alleyson
Can I be of any service Thomas? I'll warm my tape measure up just in case! :twisted:
Of course, but may I suggest that all measurements should be made using the metric system... just to be more scientific you see (oh and double digits look better on the charts too
)(Erm, and don't forget your magnifier either...
)Thomas-
Quote by bluexxx
:thumbup:
Spot on... if there's a cure can someone let me know as well :confused2:
Strange, I heard your vodka jelly worked wonders for this 'condition' ? ;)
Actually I find my problem is not so much fear of rejection ("plenty more quiche in the tea" as they say.. don't they ?) as fear of being seen as an overeager/pushy twat... and also the fact that in close communities such as this one reputations spread fast :shock:
Oh, that and plain old inhibition, of course. Hence the vodka jelly bit
Thomas-
I didn't understand the topic of the thread so I googled it up and I found this "interesting" link... some people just have too much time on their hands
I'm right-handed and I don't really dress any direction, I just try to keep it up against the belly as I find it more comfortable (circumcision effect maybe ?)... However after careful thinking I find that it does hang more on the left side... but maybe it's also related to which testicle is larger ? (Left one in my case)
OK we need to conduct a careful scientific investigation here... Maybe we can find some volunteer to take precise measurements ? :lol:
Thomas-
I'm right-handed and I don't really dress any direction, I just try to keep it up against the belly as I find it more comfortable (circumcision effect maybe ?)... However after careful thinking
I find that it does hang more on the left side... but maybe it's also related to which testicle is larger ? (Left one in my case) OK we need to conduct a careful scientific investigation here... Maybe we can find some volunteer to take precise measurements ? :lol:
Thomas-
Quote by Wishmaster
God, what I wouldn't give to actually own a penis for one day... it'd be hilarious....
You can borrow mine for a day if ya like......... only thing is........ I'm still attached to it!!! .. hehehe ........ :lol:
Hmm beware, this minor problem can be dealt with quite easily.... better not give her ideas ! :twisted:
To get back to the thread's subject, I have found that a sizeable portion of women and couples that I met behaved exactly in this way - not returning my emails or texts afterwards, etc. :shock: It used to annoy me at first, but then I told myself that they were entitled to behave as they like - sleeping with them does not give me any right to judge their behaviour. After all, I wasn't expecting to marry them or anything, was I ?
However.....
A thing that I noticed is that it often happens after quickly arranged meets, which make me think that people regretted what they'd done, and that's what really bugs me... Guys don't mind being 'used' so much (to quote a well-known movie: "I've been used !.... Cool !" ;) ).... But knowing that you'll be remembered as 'a mistake', well, that's not a nice feeling
Thomas -
My ad(s)
Hell yes ! Academic-in-training is bad enough for the sex life, but academic-in-training in computer science is probably the closest thing the modern world has to being a monk :shock:
However permanent access to (and early proficiency with) computers and the internet has allowed me to expand my horizons (e.g. by finding this site ;) ) and I'll agree with Blue that having flexible hours is definitely an advantage which I have put to good use a few times :twisted:
Thomas x
Academic-in-training is bad enough for the sex life, but academic-in-training in computer science is probably the closest thing the modern world has to being a monk :shock:However permanent access to (and early proficiency with) computers and the internet has allowed me to expand my horizons (e.g. by finding this site ;) ) and I'll agree with Blue that having flexible hours is definitely an advantage which I have put to good use a few times :twisted:
Thomas x
Quote by PoloLady
It is not my anniversary – I was here long before that (about 7 months actually).
Nice thought - but forget it!
Well, happy 20 months of SH presence then (like we actually need a reason to celebrate !
)(BTW, did I mention that my housemates have gone for the summer so I have the house for myself again these days ? ;) )
Thomas x
Quote by blonde
A Fetish ????
What do they like about it ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sweeter secretions ? A fetish with syringes and injections ? Don't know really
Considering the amount of sugar I ingest every day I might soon have to do more research in this though
(Oh wait, actually ... My grandma lied to me ! )Thomas x
Quote by angelnn66
Am I the only person who responds to people who smile in their adverts?
:confused2:
Woohoo, I might actually get a reply to my ad then :bounce:
Well, only problem is to find something interesting to write in the damn thing of course
: :notes: Actually that's probably the part where we guys would need most help and advice :jagsatwork: (especially foreigners like me who don't talk England good )Angel (who has no photos at all on here - smiling or not smiling!)
Even if we ask very politely ? ;)
Thomas x
Click here to view my ad
I don't get this thing about age. I'm not attracted to a number, I'm attracted (or not) to a person, a specific individual.
I see a lot of younger faces in my everyday life (that's what you get for still being a student in your mid-twenties ), and I find many of them very attractive, and some of them less so. Through this site I have met ladies mostly older than me (thank you very much SH btw 
) , with up to 15 years difference, and many of them were sexy as hell.
Some 40 yo are hot, some 18 yo are hot, and some in both age groups are, well, not. Each woman is a special case (and some are very special cases indeed :twisted: ).
(This comment was brought to you by Captain Obvious and the Screaming Truisms. Thank you for your attention)
Thomas x
I see a lot of younger faces in my everyday life (that's what you get for still being a student in your mid-twenties
), and I find many of them very attractive, and some of them less so. Through this site I have met ladies mostly older than me (thank you very much SH btw ) , with up to 15 years difference, and many of them were sexy as hell. Some 40 yo are hot, some 18 yo are hot, and some in both age groups are, well, not. Each woman is a special case (and some are very special cases indeed :twisted: ).
(This comment was brought to you by Captain Obvious and the Screaming Truisms. Thank you for your attention)
Thomas x
Quote by plumbpond
Hi Kizzy2
It's a shame we don't live closer, coz we could then vouch for each other, as I haven't been vouched yet, and will try anything once (twice if I like it)
Plummy
Hmmmm are you sure about that ? A brief look at Marmalaid's avatar should convince you that "anything" goes a long way round here....
:silly: ;)Thomas x
Quote by LisaMarie
What would you have to do to be an angel. sorry but i am a newbie, but is sounds
like fun to chat aslong as it didnt get too dirty.
I like sexy chat but web cams turn me off.
But give me a man in my hands and i'm happy
lisamarie
Hmmmm......
Only one man ?
;)ThomasBham x
Quote by freckledbird
Hmmmm, shouldn't geography feature more in this equation? Since we are so obviously the nearest people to Kizzy, We think we should be first in the queue. Plus, we're nearer to the front than some of you bloody dyslexic people so it just makes more sense
Coooooeeeeeeeeee Kizzy, Sheffield here (near Meadowhell)
Well, I am a geographic dyslexic and looking at the map I am firmly convinced that Birmingham is located in the immediate vicinity of Rotherham - right between Rotherham and Sheffield in fact. Now does that give me two full slots at the front of the queue ? ;)
Thomas x
