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1 Aug 2005

Quote by kizzy2
would love to come to the next one as long as it is not in between 'S' and 'T' lots of Sheila's and Toms to get through so mite be busy..............xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hey, may I make a suggestion.... why not start with S and Ts so you get the bulk of the work done up front ? Well, especially the Ts... Ok, why not start directly with the Tom's ? lol

lol

Errrm on second thoughts maybe not, I'm not sure Blue would appreciate me jumping the queue and I might have to suffer the consequences at her party :boxing: :scared: :lol2: (Not that it would put me off coming mind you ;) )
Love,
Thomas x
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29 Jul 2005

Quote by Wishmaster
.........and they cant have a dump anyway......... there's no toilet roll!!!

Well what do you think they do with the skin ?.... rolleyes

rolleyes

lol

Thomas-

29 Jul 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
attractive could be anything from a 18 year old size 8, to a middle aged BBW and all combinations inbetween the word attractive means nothing really.

Indeed ! In fact I'm quite fond of middle-aged-18-yo-size-8-BBWs myself.... lol

lol

(I'm joking, but I know a few people on here that could almost fit that "description"... Middle-aged but young-minded, BBW but soft and firm as a size 8 redface

redface

:smitten: )
Thomas x

4 Jul 2005

Interesting generation gap here... Most people over 40 cheered for the Floyd and the Who, and most people under 30 went mad for Robbie Williams.
I watched part of the show in a student-friendly pub, and the concert didn't get much attention from the patrons (most of them about 20yo) until they heard the first notes of 'Angels' - then all of a sudden they were all singing along like crazy :shock:
The Who elicited polite appreciation mostly centred around the fact that they were still able to put a physical performance 'at their age' rolleyes

rolleyes

Thomas-

1 Jul 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Birmingham :giggle:

Errrr........
... let's say it's a close second ! lol

lol

Thomas x

29 Jun 2005

Aw well I have not yet had the pleasure to attend one of your parties.. (though some people who did could vouch for me if needed ;) ) but I'd be glad to attend this one if I can make it to the guest list ! biggrin

biggrin

:rascal:

69position

Love,
Thomas x
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29 Jun 2005

Quote by Possum
What a refreshing change... and nestled next to a bloke asking for pissing, fisting and taking it up the arse as well.. LOL... I think they call that juxtaposition?

Hmmm well Miss Possum, if I ask nicely, would you mind getting juxtaposed with me ? ;) redface

redface

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Thomas x
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29 Jun 2005

Quote by AndyS-NE
Blue can i just clarify?, would this be a night time event, or day time?

I have a feeling that if we keep getting on her nerves like that it will be a no-time-at-all event ! :lol2:
Which would be a shame IMHO sad

sad

;)
Thomas-

26 Jun 2005

Hmmm sounds cool... Can you put me on the list please ? ;)
Thomas x

25 Jun 2005

Hi ! Is it possible to put my name on the list please ? biggrin

biggrin

Burton's just next door so I have no excuse.... looking forward to meet you all ! ;)
Love,
ThomasBham x

24 Jun 2005

Quote by Calista

I would make that a third but I guess she's got better things to do than reading this forum by now :lol2:
Love,
Thomas x

LOLOL still waiting for the knock on the door evil

evil

C x
Hehe just tell me the door and I can provide the knocking... ;) kiss

kiss

:twisted:
Love,
Thomas x

24 Jun 2005

Quote by Sarah
Calista
You have pulled for the second time in one night, you must be ooozing sex tonight.......

I would make that a third but I guess she's got better things to do than reading this forum by now :lol2:
Love,
Thomas x

24 Jun 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Temel Nosce is latin for "know thy self" - have you never watched the Matrix
:lol: :lol:

Matrix or not I'm almost sure that the Latin is wrong :dunno:... 'Nosce te ipsum' should work better if you ever try to pull a sexy Latin teacher ;)
Of course I already knew that you were interested in, hm, foreign tongues.... redface

redface

:lol2:
If you're not fully booked for the entire month already (which I doubt) be sure to drop a pm ;)
Love,
ThomasBham x

21 Jun 2005

Whoever invented "Bukkake" can sue me if my definition is different to their original hehehehehehehehe :lol: :lol: :lol:

As the sole owner of all copyrights, trademarks and patents pertaining to the name, concept, mechanism and definition of Bukkake (tm), I reserve the right to sue you into bankruptcy and lifelong slavery, together with your entire family over the next three generations.
Unless of course you put me on the list too :lol: ;)
Love,
Thomas x

12 Jun 2005

Quote by melons45
I would recommend the strawberry cheesecake if I were you :D hwoar:

Only if it comes in the same "presentation" :shock: redface

redface

:lol2:
BTW, if th list isn't full yet count me in ! ;)
Thomas-

10 Jun 2005

Quote by petesue
Bring them on, as long as they have something between their ears.

Does water count ? :lol2:
Love,
Thomas x

10 Jun 2005

Hmmm hope you don't mind me if I'm taking notes here redface

redface

:lol2:
Hey by the way Derby isn't that far... is it ? :P boink

boink

Love,
Thomas x

3 Jun 2005

Hi, if there's still some space on the list could you try to fit me in ? I know the route to Stockport by now ;)
Love,
Thomas x

20 May 2005

fuck me eyes

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Erm, if you put a blindfold does it count as safe sex ?... redface

redface

Thomas x

20 May 2005

Naughty you just need proper motivation... if I run after you and chase you all the way up there with my horny-as-hell-haven't-seen-a-woman-in-ten-years grin I'm sure you can do it in ten minutes flat lol

lol

BTW I'll definitely be there - if the trains don't let me down ! :shock: ;)
Thomas-

5 May 2005

Shireen, for the character order, what about trying to burn some hair ?......... rolleyes

rolleyes

Stuck in the Blue Chamber thing now sad

sad

Thomas-

5 May 2005

Quote by fashionbadge
I luv Erection Day, just been and made me mark and then shoved it nicely into the luvly tight black box, all in view of the general public as well :wink:

Careful though - I heard it was illegal to stuff the box ! :shock:
Thomas-

5 May 2005

Yep, it's erection day - Personally being still young and Green I would favour the Libidinals but I heard that if you shun the Contraceptives you'll most likely end up in Labour redface

redface

Thomas x

1 May 2005

What about the *smallest* age gap ?
For me, until very recently it was about 10 years redface

redface

Still haven't done the deed with anyone younger than me btw ! (hmmm hint hint... rolleyes

rolleyes

:lol2: )
Love,
Thomas x

30 Apr 2005

Quote by sheffieldfun4two
Should we advertise for guys with small cocks? And if so, who is likely to own up?! You know what men are like!

From my 26 years experience in being a man, I would come to the conclusion that the average geezer would own up to just about anything to have a chance of participating in a DP ! rolleyes

rolleyes

lol

Though I can't provide first hand advice (never been DP'd, or even SP'd for that matter !), I'm not sure size really matters that much. Even a finger can hurt like hell if you force it in ! Take your time, go gently, talk to each other, use lots of lube and enjoy yourself ;)
Love,
Thomas-
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29 Apr 2005

Les Francais faire du 'swinging' tres bien en France.

You bet they do ;)

Bon chance petite chou.

Er.... Who are you calling "little cabbage".... :shock: lol

lol

Love,
Thomas x

28 Apr 2005

Quote by Jiggle
just to costs and stuff, my partner for the night, has had to withdraw.. so i am sort of begging for a hand!
Jiggle

Aw, well I'm in the same situation, but if Jiggle is on the waiting list for a partner too then I guess I don't stand much of a chance redface

redface

lol

Well, if it doesn't work out I guess we can go to some pub and have an impromptu "consolation" mini-munch drinkies

drinkies

Love,
Thomas x

28 Apr 2005

Quote by Mark
Oh French is easy... it's like English, only slightly louder and slower

"English is nothing more than badly pronounced French !" (Georges ClÃ©menceau, French Premier, 1841-1929)
At any rate, you would certainly "get bookings" from me, especially if you're not too far from my native Provence... unless your events are "Brits only, strictly no locals allowed" of course :lol:
Oh and if your French is good enough try and (they have English sections bust most of the ads are in French).
Thomas x

28 Apr 2005

Quote by BiWelshMinx
You will find the chill pills by the door next to the straight jackets ;)

And if there's one person you can trust about the location of chill pills and straightjackets it's certainly BWM ! :silly: :twisted: :lol2:
*makes swift escape to the nearest anti-atomic shelter* :scared::giveup: lol

lol

Thomas x

23 Apr 2005

Well Jenna, if you're still OK with me, I'd be glad to go with you ;)
Thomas x