Quote by HugsnKisses
Room booked so you better put us on the list please. Oh and Jas I have lipfinity if you need some lol xxxx
I think I will need more than lipfinity hun, lip tattoo seems a safer option.
You straight wench! ;)
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Quote by Liamnsteve
First impressions for us on this site or me as i joined as a single guy many years back, was in for a penny in for for a pound
I am pleased to say everything aside I have made some fecking brilliant friends that the shit that comes with every chat site is worth every ounce of it and Im great ful for discovering here cause Id have never met some wonderful and hilarious mates
Thank you site you have proved your worth to me x When do you pay for my typing lessons lol
^^^First person I chatted to when I entered the chatrooms. He has become of one of my closest, dearest friends and I am so pleased he was the first person I chatted to.
Its been a journey in here and I have enjoyed every minute of it. Met some wonderful people through chat and then had the even greater pleasure of meeting them in person at socials.
Here are to many more years of sharing giggles with old friends and making some new friends.
Mwah x
As the delightful gufuncouple have suggested in previous posts in here, you could try the following 
The last one is a support ticket for you to contact admin and they also have a wealth of experience with regard to chatroom access issues.
Hope the following helps anyway
Tils
Check the 'Global Settings' and add as a 'trusted location'
Try launching the Chatroom in debug mode - link under the main Chat logon box.
Have you raised a 'Support Ticket'?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/support-tickets/new-ticket.html
The last one is a support ticket for you to contact admin and they also have a wealth of experience with regard to chatroom access issues. Hope the following helps anyway
Tils
Check the 'Global Settings' and add as a 'trusted location'
Try launching the Chatroom in debug mode - link under the main Chat logon box.
Have you raised a 'Support Ticket'?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/support-tickets/new-ticket.html
Quote by sara2010
I used to enjoy a nice fry-up for my weekend brekkie, but discovering an "egg with legs" this morning was a bit of an appetite killer. :sticky:
:shock:
I'm all for free range eggs, but I wish they'd ensure there aren't any cockerels getting free range with the hens?
What turns your stomach?
A balut is a fertilized duck embryo that is boiled alive and eaten in the shell.
Popularly believed to be an aphrodisiac
I am lucky in that very little does, having said that I don't think I would have finished my brekkie either
I had the misfortune to watch some crap on sky once, forgotten what its called, but a group of silly chaps hurting each other for fun :sad: On this occasion they were cutting between there toes with paper, makes me cringe just thinking about it now
jackass and the name says it all
OR Dirty Sanchez, that lot make jackass look like choir boys!
Reading the posts in here, as I do a lot and they make me chuckle, I was gobsmacked when I saw Dawnies last post in what made you smile today and that she has 22001 posts to her name!!!!
After my jaw re-engaged with the top of my mouth, it got me pondering, is there anyone in the forums with more posts to their name?
Yes, its the small things in life that tick my boxes :giggle:
After my jaw re-engaged with the top of my mouth, it got me pondering, is there anyone in the forums with more posts to their name?
Yes, its the small things in life that tick my boxes :giggle:
Quote by Big_Fraser
Im not a huge fan of private reg plates, but if I had money pissing out of my ears I was wondering what I would choose :undecided:
I thought F1 LTH might suit my current lifestyle so checked out the price
I would need to be shitting gold and cumming diamonds before I wasted cash like that :lol2:
What would you have as your private reg, and can you find a price to get it??
If you were shitting gold and cumming diamonds, I would be your fwend for life :giggle:
I find a short profile about you then a precise of your previous two or three jobs/employers suffices, as an employer only wants to get a feel for you from the CV, just enough for them to ask you to interview (bit like the cleavage flash you see in chat, you wanna see more from the little you have seen) :giggle:
Having worked in HR for a bit in a large corporation, loooooong CV's were rejected a large percentage of the time. However presentation goes a long way and definitely definitely NO typos they go against you BIG time.
If you need any help, gimme a nudge
Having worked in HR for a bit in a large corporation, loooooong CV's were rejected a large percentage of the time. However presentation goes a long way and definitely definitely NO typos they go against you BIG time.
If you need any help, gimme a nudge
Thanks to you all for your very helpful advice. The secondary is due to move to Academy status in September. I had an interesting chat with the "Director of Behaviour" today after I rang and asked to speak to the Principal. I was very quickly put through to this chap when I explained the situation, that I didnt want to speak to the Head of Year (as he was supposed to call me back on Wednesday and didnt) and I wanted a meeting with the school as a matter of urgency.
He was unaware of this incident and previous incidents that led to this, but did listen and seemed to be receptive to my outlining my concerns as a parent, my sons situation and his frame of mind (my son said to me "mum its ok I am used to it now" which made me sick to my stomach) and their failing in their duty of care to my child, the lack of communication with me, along with my asking whether they have, and keep records of this and other incidents and if they are monitored for patterns developing under their SEF as the DFE advise this as "good practice".
Upshot is, I am to receive a phone call tomorrow, at which point I will be insisting on a meeting between myself, the form tutor, the head of year and this Director of Behaviour. I will see where this goes and if not happy then we will continue escalating.
I am not going in guns ablazing, thats not how I operate, I like to be calm, decisive and clear on what I am, and am not prepared to accept.
The school decided to seek recompense from the other childs parents reference the shirt, however I have made it more than clear that this is not the point, sanctions need to be in place and not just a detention. There needs to be a strong message sent across the entire year group that this is not acceptable and there are ramifications and consequences to actions.
Especially when its my ickle man
await rumblings in Lincolnshire
Once again, thank you to all that have replied, my first time posting a topic in the forums and its nice to receive so many responses xxxx
He was unaware of this incident and previous incidents that led to this, but did listen and seemed to be receptive to my outlining my concerns as a parent, my sons situation and his frame of mind (my son said to me "mum its ok I am used to it now" which made me sick to my stomach) and their failing in their duty of care to my child, the lack of communication with me, along with my asking whether they have, and keep records of this and other incidents and if they are monitored for patterns developing under their SEF as the DFE advise this as "good practice".
Upshot is, I am to receive a phone call tomorrow, at which point I will be insisting on a meeting between myself, the form tutor, the head of year and this Director of Behaviour. I will see where this goes and if not happy then we will continue escalating.
I am not going in guns ablazing, thats not how I operate, I like to be calm, decisive and clear on what I am, and am not prepared to accept.
The school decided to seek recompense from the other childs parents reference the shirt, however I have made it more than clear that this is not the point, sanctions need to be in place and not just a detention. There needs to be a strong message sent across the entire year group that this is not acceptable and there are ramifications and consequences to actions.
Especially when its my ickle man
await rumblings in Lincolnshire Once again, thank you to all that have replied, my first time posting a topic in the forums and its nice to receive so many responses xxxx
Thank you for the advice and kind words I really appreciate it xxxx
My son had his shirt ripped off his back, three boys pile on top of him, to the point where he couldnt breathe and they didnt inform me!! I had to find out when he came home.
Me being me, I was straight down the school, saw the head of year and was assured that the child in question would serve a head of year detention and the parents would receive the bill for his shirt.
Great, but the little ****** has only told all other members of his little gang and other classmates and they have now jumped on the bandwagon.
I am drafting a letter tomorrow and your advice really will have helped
Thank you from my heart x
My son had his shirt ripped off his back, three boys pile on top of him, to the point where he couldnt breathe and they didnt inform me!! I had to find out when he came home.
Me being me, I was straight down the school, saw the head of year and was assured that the child in question would serve a head of year detention and the parents would receive the bill for his shirt.
Great, but the little ****** has only told all other members of his little gang and other classmates and they have now jumped on the bandwagon.
I am drafting a letter tomorrow and your advice really will have helped
Thank you from my heart x
OK I thought I would throw one out to all you forumites (is that the correct terminology?)
Whats your stance and what approach would you take to the age old problem of your child being bullied in school? Im talking secondary education and not primary as they are poles apart. I had more communication and access to my sons primary school, however when he stepped into the world of secondary, its as if the doors closed, letters never land and communication is like trying to contact Elvis
Now they have the standard "policies" in place which to me are no more than lipservice, but does the school at the end of the day have any powers and does that leave us parents feeling even more powerless when our most precious thing in the whole world is being verbally and physically attacked?
There are grievance and discipline polices in the work place and even in here, abuse has its consequences and ramifications e.g. you abuse, you get banned... but what is there in the forum of secondary education? I understand the bully has a reason for their behaviour, but what about the child on the receiving end and the impact this has on their self-esteem and confidence not only in the here and now but their future and their views on life?
What approach would you take and have you had any experience of this either on the receiving end of bullying or as a parent of a child that is being bullied?
All feedback greatly received. I am about to approach my sons school and thought I would gauage a broad spectrum and you guys are who I chose
Whats your stance and what approach would you take to the age old problem of your child being bullied in school? Im talking secondary education and not primary as they are poles apart. I had more communication and access to my sons primary school, however when he stepped into the world of secondary, its as if the doors closed, letters never land and communication is like trying to contact Elvis
Now they have the standard "policies" in place which to me are no more than lipservice, but does the school at the end of the day have any powers and does that leave us parents feeling even more powerless when our most precious thing in the whole world is being verbally and physically attacked?
There are grievance and discipline polices in the work place and even in here, abuse has its consequences and ramifications e.g. you abuse, you get banned... but what is there in the forum of secondary education? I understand the bully has a reason for their behaviour, but what about the child on the receiving end and the impact this has on their self-esteem and confidence not only in the here and now but their future and their views on life?
What approach would you take and have you had any experience of this either on the receiving end of bullying or as a parent of a child that is being bullied?
All feedback greatly received. I am about to approach my sons school and thought I would gauage a broad spectrum and you guys are who I chose
You all made me go awwwww and made me chuckle too. I have had a lovely day, got a nice bottle of wine chilling which will no doubt call to me later Quote by Dawnie
If I can feel something like a walnut, I know she'll squirt, and this is where I put the pressure, all the time encouraging her to wet me. The movement certainly isn't a caress, it's more of a brutal jabbing. I think you'll see that if you watch videos where girls squirt.
Can I just state that please do not go jabbing any female without asking first :eeek:
Do that to me and I'm likely to smack you one!
Quote by mothyd
It probably helps if your lady can have loads of orgasms, each one bigger than the last.
Squirting has nothing to do with how many orgasms a lot of women have. Squirting doesn't mean an orgasm has taken place everytime. You can squirt without an orgasm
Please remember not everyone is the same :thumbup:
I was just chuckling to myself thinking that could put a whole new spin on the Tena Lady advert
Hi Ali 
Sorry to hear its not loading properly, one last thing, have you checked you have the lastest version of flashplayer downloaded?
Failing that you can raise a support ticket here where admin will look into the issue for you and guide you through sorting the problem http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/support-tickets/new-ticket.html
Tils x
Sorry to hear its not loading properly, one last thing, have you checked you have the lastest version of flashplayer downloaded?
Failing that you can raise a support ticket here where admin will look into the issue for you and guide you through sorting the problem http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/support-tickets/new-ticket.html
Tils x
Quote by Ian
I was recently teaching infection control. I gave the definition of cross infection as:
'The transfer of micro-orgasms from person to person, animal to person or object to person'
It took me a minute to work out why everyone was giggling.
I have also had a few of them in my time :crazy:
Ah... but did you get them from a person, animal, or object? :giggle:
Im now worried about animal, vegetable or mineral :bolt:
what category does the duracell bunny fall into
"Staying power" :giggle:
