Quote by Cubes
I was recently teaching infection control. I gave the definition of cross infection as:
'The transfer of micro-orgasms from person to person, animal to person or object to person'
It took me a minute to work out why everyone was giggling.
Quote by Funlovers2009
I was recently teaching infection control. I gave the definition of cross infection as:
'The transfer of micro-orgasms from person to person, animal to person or object to person'
It took me a minute to work out why everyone was giggling.
Quote by Ian
Many years ago, I was working in a marketing department, and my boss had to write a letter to the whole customer base (60,000 letters) explaining about the UK warehouse changing location.
My boss typed the letter in an early version of microsoft word. And introduced Mr X, the new warehouse manager. The problem was, he wrote 'wharehouse' which the auto spell check converted to 'whorehouse'.
So..... 60,000 letters told our customer base that Mr X was our whorehouse manager.
Quote by woohoo
Dont get me started on feckn Tesco's ffs..
I was over the border in England recently and decided to visit the 24HOUR Tesco on a Saturday night,only to find that it shut at 10 pm, wtf
In Bonnie Scotland, when our shops say 24hrs they mean 24hrs ffs.
They should be shot under the trade descriptions act ffs
Oh and now I am on the subject of rip offs......
We have a market where I live called "The Barras" and last Christmas they were selling Selection boxes for £3 each or 3 for a tenner.
It was amazing how many people walked away with three,thinking they got a bargain :lol:
Quote by samson63
I got a virus on this lappy on Friday courtesy of my eldest, bless him. Stopped me accessing anything, prevented me running a scan and couldnt even access my processes via task manager. In the end I just did a restore back to a few days before I got the damn thing and hey presto, all ok
for coming back to me though 
have ya booked in for a mow ? bet them dread locks are getting long now 