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Titsalina
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Quote by jellybelly
Thats the thing with soulmates you meet them when you least expect it and not looking for it.
So enjoy every moment together end every day with a hug and start every day with a smile (no matter how you feel)
All the best :thumbup:

Equally a shame when you meet someone who could ostensibly be your soulmate, only to find he belongs to someone else.............. sad
( Yeah youre right- shame it wasnt to be .....)
Quote by essexlady
you and 40+ other swingers and lthousands of other nutty people! lol
Do you want to join in the fancy dress night we have on the sat night, ive yet to set a theme first year was uniforms and last year was film characters and what should this years be....... any idea anyone

Seriously considering this Christmas bash youve arranged but needed to know a lot more as quite likely coming on my own from Kent.
Whats the situation with accomodation? is it shared rooms...any chance of buddying up with other people in your own area to travel together? bit daunting to drive and arrive on your own!
Very interested tho, ADORE fancy dress, tarts, trollops , vicars and priests usually works well! ( easy availability too!)
Titsalina xx
Quote by PoloLady
If a waltz is likened to a swirling romance.........
a salsa is a sensual flirtation of passion.......
Would you be a slow smooch or an urban/hip-hop raunchy grinding of thighs and hips? Are you more of a square tango?
What dance would you dance with your lover and why?

For me it would have to be one of the extremely sexy dances from Dirty Dancing- the closest thing to having sex whilst vertical and with your clothes on!
Major turn on....shame I got no one to dance with..................... kiss
Quote by DaFunkyone
How about
"Are those fake?" dunno

The one question I usualy get asked (cant imagine why! :shock: ) is:
'Do you ever get those out in public'
If asked nicely( and hes fit - or she is but girls dont usually ask!) I have been known to reply obligingly- dependent on the number of voddies consumed!
T xx
Ahem! innocent ...do those come out often? :rascal:
Sorry Funky, stone cold sober tonight, youll have to make do with the piccy! Maybe at a future meet...if I ever got invited... biggrin
T xx
Quote by Wishmaster
Never in a million years did I expect to find the one person that sets my soul alight here on Swinging Heaven.

Like to join in with everyone else in wishing you both all the luck in the world as facing adversity from the outset is never easy, but happiness will come to you if thats the way it is meant to happen.
Daft blonde(and hopeless romantic) that I am , I write this with tears in my eyes
I too met my soulmate via SH in late February this year,. Sadly despite falling head over heels for each other, it wasnt meant to be as 18 years age gap got between us. It showed me to have faith though, as often you find happiness in the oddest of places.
PLEASE PLEASE the rest of you cynics out there: have your opinions by all means as youre entitled to them but dont burst the bubble this thread started to make with these 2 peoples moments of happiness and joy, wish them well and if you want to reply, do it without cynicism.
Plenty of other places to be negative in this world.
T xx
Quote by DaFunkyone
How about
"Are those fake?" dunno

The one question I usualy get asked (cant imagine why! :shock: ) is:
'Do you ever get those out in public'
If asked nicely( and hes fit - or she is but girls dont usually ask!) I have been known to reply obligingly- dependent on the number of voddies consumed!
T xx
Quote by Doggiedoers
So has anyone one been Mapping recently and did you have any success??? Was thinking that this might be something to try at the weekend. Always up for a laugh.

Call me incredibly naive, but what the hell is mapping? redface
It took me a week to find out what 'toothing' was!
Also, again, very naive, I put my hand up- do females ever go dogging to watch, as opposed to taking part? lol
Someone enlighten me please!
T xx
If, IF it is a 12 inch cock, I am sure South could back it up by adding another posting with a link to his ad, with the relevant picture to prove his claim .
If he could it would also stop the asinine, jealous comments by males posting saying they wouldnt want a large as 12 inches.
Rubbish- most men want a bigger cock than they have, the same as most women want bigger breasts.
Show me a man who hasn't tried to suck himself I will show you a fibber!
Many women really enjoy really large cocks, in length and girth, just not many females on here, it seems!
Theres your challenge South, RISE to the challenge!
Show us ( via a link to your ad naturally!) what youve got- or claim to have!
Quote by A kind of magic
Do older women ever fantasise about younger men.
Obviously older guys like the 18 glamour dolls but do the more experience ladies like the thought of teaching a thing or two. And what sort of age differences do people think are acceptable.

Since becoming divorced at 43, ( and being easy on the eye considering my age- so I am told, not my words!)I have had many partners a lot younger then me. Also a good few 'liasons' with younger but experienced good looking guys. Youngest being 23 when I was 44- awful eh! :shock:
Always had a fantasy( as YET unfulfilled) to seduce a virginal fit teenager, and teach EVERY thing he ever needs to know about sex, how best to please a woman, and how to understand women too, the vital part!
The pleasure comes not only from the tuition, but the knowledge that he will in theory become a considerate but fulfilling lover, improving with his own expereince and maturity, but initially thanks to l'ill ol' me! wink
Ah- I can but fantasise!
Tits x
Quote by ReadyandWaiting
I was wondering if ladies enjoy watching guys masturbate!
I really enjoy being watched whilst I masturbate but seemed to find it difficult to find a lady who enjoys this. Is this something that the ladies find a turn on or should I find another passtime.
Open to offers in the Sussex and Surrey area if there are any ladies who are unsure!
Rob

This is definitely not an offer Rob, but a personal opinion!
Watching a guy, for me, is a very erotic experience when carried out in the appropriate fashion- as part of a whole sexual experience.
Nice if a whispered request is expressed too ( i.e. I would love you to watch me play..and maybe join in?')
Not while watching BB Corrie or Eastenders, or when the inlaws/family are present please note!!!
HTH! lol
Quote by goram1979
Im thinking of putting photos on my profile and was wondering what type of photos tend to be most appealling for you?
Any help appreciated xx

For me personally a face pic( if youre brave enough) is nice, but can always be sent via direct e-mail after first contact, if you dont want your face in a public ad.
Willy pics- essential- but as previously mentioned take a decent one! Right light, trimmed as necessary and ideally, erect! ( ooh whos a big boy!) surprised
Droopy is very unflattering!
If you want to get dimensions across- take picture beside an object of obvious size ( a deodorant can or a coke can work!) or even alongside a ruler!!!! :censored:
The best pic is from just above the waist, and includes upper thighs & the vital parts! biggrin
:idea: Most important thing on any ad is HONESTY, dont exaggerate ANYTHING or it will come back and bite you on the ass!
Just a warning to anyone planning on visiting the park for a bit of harmless(clothed) sexual fun with the possibility of being discreetly observed.
Men in this park do not understand DISCREET or KEEPING THEIR DISTANCE
While my partner and I are no shrinking violets, twice recently - in broad daylight,
we have been pretty shocked by the obvious approaches of men roaming the park, approaching very close despite no encouragement whatsoever, to the point this afternoon where at one time we were being watched by 4 different men in varying states of undress and/or arousal, 2 within 4 feet of us, including one who proceeded to unzip and approach to take part without us even acknowledging he was there.
They do NOT take NO for an answer, even having been warned off.
This has also happened on a weekend afternoon, a sunny day, when we were surrounded by families and children also enjoying the sun., just sitting on the grass.
Shame really- its a lovely park but if these guys want to be arrested, then I hope they carry on- I would have no hesitation in reporting them if it happened again.
Why, fancy joining us then? biggrin Might be fun...and before someone says 'oooh get a room'...youre only jealous!
Thanks Bev, but both male or female I would bring ARE members! Its how we know one another! lol
Heard so much about the last one, as a new girl I HAVE to go to the next one!
Put me down for 2 please, not committing whether its me and a female or a male, keeping options open! :P
Anyone for dirty dancing? smile