I'm a single male (dun dun DUUUN) looking to broaden my (limited) experience. I've been crushing on one married woman after another for the last few years, all of whom have jealous husbands; this is probably the best place for me right now! I have an 'internet girlfriend' in Sweden that has only remained there because she cannot travel under her current circumstances; she doesn't mind if I play locally, as long as she gets to hear all about it afterwards.

Technically I'm American, but I grew up here so I call it football instead of soccer, which guys seem to appreciate. That said, I seem to get on better with girls. I'm not a 'bloke' and consider myself more of a gentleman than the average Brit. I've been told I gossip really well; I assumed it was a compliment since it was a girl who said it. I'm frequently sarcastic. I like science fiction and movie soundtracks...

The internet gf tells me to mention at this point that I'm not a nerd, but I am funny and smart. I can be very caring and very naughty, straightforward even if I need to work on my people skills... yes, she's dictating and I'm typing it here... apparently I have amazing eyes, hands and buttocks. I must have been drunk when I wiggled my ass at the webcam because I don't remember that at all.

Looks like being single, in Cambridgeshire and without a car is working against me...