Apologies in advance for my children. With the exception of the youngest, the eldest two are very similar to me in varying degrees.
I'm really bloody sorry
Venusxxx
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Um yes....didn't realise it was a video at first. It went something like this.......
OMG Mars, she's licking her out on stage :twisted:
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No, please don't do that....
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NO, you're not going to piss on her
/jumps up from PC and peddles backward
EWWW, Mars she's pissing on her
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MARS! She pissed on her! :scared:
and I've not yet had breakfast :shock:
Venusxxx
OMG Mars, she's licking her out on stage :twisted:
:twisted:
:twisted:
:twisted:
:shock:
:shock:
No, please don't do that....
:shock:
:shock:
NO, you're not going to piss on her
/jumps up from PC and peddles backward
EWWW, Mars she's pissing on her
:eeek:
:shock:
:shock:
MARS! She pissed on her! :scared:
and I've not yet had breakfast :shock:
Venusxxx
Quote by Calista
Actually, I started to get carried away with the heavy and was wondering how the fuck to mix the likes of U2 etc in with Rammstein.....
Venusxxx
Forget U2, just work with Rammsteins Sonne, especially the vid :twisted:
oh yeah!
If you are really pervy ... Rockbitch are good :twisted: :twisted: you also need a twisted mind to watch their vid's!!!!
C x
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Gosh.
Venusxxx
Quote by Nomad_Soul
Thank you Z3D for reminding me about Floyds 'Great Gig In The Sky'. maybe not heavy enough for our Venus, but Clare Torre's orgasmic screams are enough to make anyone sit up and listen.
Thank you Clare:worship:
And Debbiewebs..........why haven't you named this one????:lol:
Actually, I started to get carried away with the heavy and was wondering how the fuck to mix the likes of U2 etc in with Rammstein.....
This is really hard work :shock:
Might have to do kinky sex compilations, evil sex compilations, sensual sex compilations.......
BTW I love Floyd :mrgreen:
Dino you twat :lol:
Venusxxx
Quote by roger743
Some of us just like to plug in and read about swinging and sex. Do you remember sex? YOU used to do it, before you had computers, when you got out more?
Everything that can be said about sex has been said already. But if you, or anyone else for that matter, has some new sexual matter they'd like to discuss...
Watermelons!
Let's do watermelons!! :mrgreen: :bounce:
Venusxxx
Quote by littlemee
anything by The Doors (surely Jim Morrison's voice must do something for you?!!!)
That's just it, Jim Morrison does it for me big time, so much so that if I start, I won't stop adding his stuff
I'd just stick 'An American Prayer' straight on if I want to shag to the Doors!
Venusxxx
Muse, Time is running out...........I just cum :shock:
Placebo, 'Every you every me'.....already done! :mrgreen:
Testing the others as we speak..... :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by blueis
Not sure if this is the sort of dark you mean but this one come's to my mind first...
Poison by Alice Cooper
Another vote for Placebo though I'm not sure that 'sucker love is known to swing' has the same meaning as might be taken on here ('Every You Every Me').
Whilst deviating on to the subject of spurious swinging references, a couple from the White Stripes come to mind...
Fell In Love With A Girl 'bobby doesn't mind, he don't consider it cheating'
and 'I can learn' - '...in lonely days long ago / i saw lovers put on a show...'
Placebo, 'Every you every me'.....already done! :mrgreen:
Testing the others as we speak..... :twisted:
Venusxxx
Two years ago I took my daughter and friend to an amatuer thrash band night. It was held in a huge warehouse, but wasn't filled as there was a music festival (which I'd much rather have gone to) down the road, so everyone kind of milled around not quite sure what to do with themselves. I had trouble getting stamped for the bar as I didn't take ID, so had to phone my husband to bring some down as there was NO way on earth I was staying if I couldn't drink, booze was just about the only way I was going to salvage the night. :huh:
Venusxxx
Venusxxx
I'm building a compilation of dark tracks, which make me as horny as hell, and would like some recommendations.
So far I have
The Cure, 'Burn' from The Crow soundtrack
U2, 'Love me touch me thrill me kiss me'
Filter and the Crystal Method, 'Trip like I do'
INXS will get in there, but not sure which one yet, as will more Cure, and I know I have plenty of other good tracks I can sift through.
Get the gist of what gets me off? Good, cos anyone who suggests Prince will be shot at dawn!
Venusxxx
So far I have
The Cure, 'Burn' from The Crow soundtrack
U2, 'Love me touch me thrill me kiss me'
Filter and the Crystal Method, 'Trip like I do'
INXS will get in there, but not sure which one yet, as will more Cure, and I know I have plenty of other good tracks I can sift through.
Get the gist of what gets me off? Good, cos anyone who suggests Prince will be shot at dawn!
Venusxxx
Quote by Happy Cats
Just some theories with no facts to back them up!
Perhaps, some people will promise the earth and swear undying love to get a shag. Having got that they move on leaving the other party upset and scarred. (No different to real life really)
Ok, as above –
Perhaps having sworn undying love based partly on the other persons sexual identity, they don’t want the other party to swing, because they get jealous. (Similar to real life when one party stops the other from socialising on their own)
As PoloLady said – Honesty is all important
I love you :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I always thought he was this guy....
Maybe he could write us "SH - The musical!" ??
Mike
Isn't this Ice Pie
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You beat me to it! That's exactly what I said when I read this at Neil's
Couldn't be arsed to post it as Neil's PC is a saggy piece of shit. Poor love, I think we should have a whipround. I'm amazed the bloke manages to post at all.
Venusxxx
Quote by Ice Pie
When you were young did you have that overwhelming crush on someone, couldnt eat, sleep or talk about anything but them, only they had absolutely zero intrest in you.
Nope, never happened when I was young.
But, now that I'm old....
Ice, please eat pet. We can never be together. I know it's hard, but one day you will move on, find a nice girl your own age, and I'll be nothing but a pleasant memory.........honest!
:giggle:
Venusxxx
Quote by little gem
I am sooooo not an animal :P And who poured the first lot of Vodkas Neil???? HMMMmmm???
You aren't?! Bloody timewasters!
Had no idea Neil poured the first lot, the bugger blamed you all night! :lol2:
Mars was home free, since he couldn't touch a drop all night, god knows what he must of thought of the rest of us loons. :lol2:
Anyway, all those I promised to PM, I will find the time, promise, I was straight onto nightshift after the long drive home yesterday, my eyeballs are bleeding, and only now will I get the chance to sleep off Sat night.
Venusxxx
We're home! We had an absolutely fantastic night last night. One of the best munches we've been to ever. What a great mix of people. It was great catching up with some of old familiar faces (you know who you are, cos I kept running up and telling you how much I loved you all ) and meeting those of you I'd not met before was great fun too.
Neil is right. Gem is an ANIMAL :shock:
DAMMIE! HOW'S YOUR HEAD?!! :twisted:
and I am NOT 12 years old FFS!
Venusxxx
) and meeting those of you I'd not met before was great fun too.Neil is right. Gem is an ANIMAL :shock:
DAMMIE! HOW'S YOUR HEAD?!! :twisted:
and I am NOT 12 years old FFS!
Venusxxx
1 – your most distinguish feature
My mouth :mrgreen:
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Never really had one, but I just love it when you Northerners call me 'chicken' when I'm low
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
Mars sent me an e-mail saying he didn't know what to say, primarily because I was on the bed behind him ranting about 'that woman' (nighmare personality at work)
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
'Strange Days'
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
A verbal cuddle on the phone
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Two vibes and a strap-on
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Get patient abuse at work recognised and dealt with.
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Roast lamb and toffee pecan pavlova.
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Jaz, Tim, Gem, Neil, Marms, Mars, Eager, Kitty, and Sarge. I like a giggle
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Weekend nights at a petrol Station.
Venusxxx
My mouth :mrgreen:
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Never really had one, but I just love it when you Northerners call me 'chicken' when I'm low
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
Mars sent me an e-mail saying he didn't know what to say, primarily because I was on the bed behind him ranting about 'that woman' (nighmare personality at work)
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
'Strange Days'
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
A verbal cuddle on the phone
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Two vibes and a strap-on
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Get patient abuse at work recognised and dealt with.
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Roast lamb and toffee pecan pavlova.
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Jaz, Tim, Gem, Neil, Marms, Mars, Eager, Kitty, and Sarge. I like a giggle
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Weekend nights at a petrol Station.
Venusxxx
Authorities fight to keep people out of PICU because there is a lack of continuity with staff, lack of beds, and when they do come in there is a lack of beds on other less severe wards for when they are stabalised. So they end up being kept in the units for far too long. Eventually this causes them to slide backward. If depression and psychosis doesn't set back in first, then there's the added bonus of being assualted by other patients to look forward to.
Venusxxx
Venusxxx
