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Quote by KitKat
We shouldn't be too hard on our parents, in general, all they really want is for us to be happy with our lives.
lhk
Kat
Bollocks! As an only child whose parents failed to come to her first Art Exhibition, because they failed to recognise the importance, let us have this........ :twisted:
Venusxxx ahh, but look how the experienced has shaped you into the person you are Venus.
lhk
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I rest my case...........
Venusxxx
Quote by KitKat
We shouldn't be too hard on our parents, in general, all they really want is for us to be happy with our lives.
lhk
Kat
Bollocks! As an only child whose parents failed to come to her first Art Exhibition, because they failed to recognise the importance, let us have this........ :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by espy2005
Keeping calm? Easy - never get stressed.... and that's not as daft as it sounds, either. Just let crap wash over you, feel confident in yourself and your abilities. Anything else is irrelevant.
Failing that, lots of wine... <hic> damn
Everybody has their breaking point. Don't assume just because you may not have encountered yours that it does not exist. It can set you up for a harder fall. People could do a lot worse than to acknowledge it's existance and explore coping methods for it when it does hit.
Wine is just one of many :mrgreen:
Yours is a good attitude........to a point.
Venusxxx
I withdraw from the situation at the time, and pending on what the issue is, will either withdraw further, or lose my rag, and handle it badly by becoming sarcastic and snappy.
However, letting go of the stress is one of my strong points. I unload by writing about it, and phone and PM friends until it's well and truely off my chest, and as many here have discovered, this can take me all day, or longer, depending of the gravity of the situation.
Seeking a little reassurance can go a long way too, it rebuilds my confidence and sets me up for round two!
Venusxxx
However, letting go of the stress is one of my strong points. I unload by writing about it, and phone and PM friends until it's well and truely off my chest, and as many here have discovered, this can take me all day, or longer, depending of the gravity of the situation.
Seeking a little reassurance can go a long way too, it rebuilds my confidence and sets me up for round two!
Venusxxx
Quote by davej
your welcome in my back garden to re-fill yer water bottles with strawberry cordial venus, but I got a sneaky feeling that you guys won't make it as far down as Herts, besides weve got rats and monkeys down here so neil would have all sorts of bad things happen to him.
Um, you said the 'R' and 'M' words. :shock:
You know what you've been and gone and bloody done now, don't you, you fool?!
He'll never bloody go now!
Venusxxx
But since Mars has refused to let me don a rucksack and 'dump me somewhere up North and see how far I get heading home in a week', it seems I have to compromise.......I think my trekking the AT whilst a hurricaine was heading my way might have put him off the idea of letting me loose alone again
So, the idea is, come September 11th, three of us, Myself, Mars, and NeilinLeeds, are to embark on a tour of SH back gardens. We have a week on the road (some of which will be spent in the Dales, rock climbing)
Course, they haven't actually positively agreed to this (which is why it is not in LMU), but I'm working on it! :mrgreen:
Neil seems to think if we start off in Newcastle we may well get a garden every five miles or so.
Any offers?!
Venusxxx
So, the idea is, come September 11th, three of us, Myself, Mars, and NeilinLeeds, are to embark on a tour of SH back gardens. We have a week on the road (some of which will be spent in the Dales, rock climbing)
Course, they haven't actually positively agreed to this (which is why it is not in LMU), but I'm working on it! :mrgreen:
Neil seems to think if we start off in Newcastle we may well get a garden every five miles or so.
Any offers?!
Venusxxx
Recent phonecall to Mr InLeeds during which I read this thread out to him.
Do you know why is it unlucky to call rats 'rats' Neil?
Yes well, you just don't do it, it's not worth the risk, it's like well....
You know those things that used to advertise PG tips?
Chimps?
No, the other one, starts with 'M' :uhoh:
Monkeys?
Yes, them. You don't say that either. Bad and terrible things will befall you............ :scared: Shit! I put it in my location. No wonder I lost my internet connection, what a :doh:
The mind boggles *shakes head*
Venusxxx
Do you know why is it unlucky to call rats 'rats' Neil?
Yes well, you just don't do it, it's not worth the risk, it's like well....
You know those things that used to advertise PG tips?
Chimps?
No, the other one, starts with 'M' :uhoh:
Monkeys?
Yes, them. You don't say that either. Bad and terrible things will befall you............ :scared: Shit! I put it in my location. No wonder I lost my internet connection, what a :doh:
The mind boggles *shakes head*
Venusxxx
Quote by Jas-Tim
Nail clippers
A pair of pliers
:shock: :shock: :shock:
A leprachaun
Thought he'd been quiet
A dude <--------- Jas, this is illegal, let these poor people go.
2 pieces of coal
:shock: :shock: :shock:
A special thing <----- oh dear.....
A fairy <------ I'm not even going to go there :scared:
Venusxxx
Quote by Jas-Tim
Oh God where to start :shock:
In no particular order:-
A TV
A NTL box
4 speakers
A zippo fuel machine
a bottle of water
A tube of glue
A pepper grinder
A glass of orange
A bottle of water
2 ash trays
5 lighters
A wallet
Some loose change
3 mobile phones
Nail clippers
A pair of pliers
6 pens
3 hair bobbles
A toilet roll
A roll of Kitchen paper
A pair of scissors
Whiskers pockets
Whiskers kitbits
Top of a lipstick
2 gyroscopes
A leprachaun
A dude
2 pieces of coal
A special thing
4 packets of cigarettes
A CD player
A pipe
A bangle
A necklace
A bracelet
A teddy bear
Guiness goal posts and rugby ball
3 bottles of lighter fluid
A bottle of curly cherry body lotion
A packet of tobacco
A bottle of soy sauce
18 CDs
5 PC games
A bottle of tabasco
2 watches
A pocket ashtray
A wooden deer
A wooden dude
A wooden box
A bottle opener/corkscrew
A watch
A Rasp
5 letters
A shift pattern
A fairy
An empty bottle of Stella
Paperwork for Oasis concert
3 books
A guide to Prague
2 jewellery boxes
A camera
Well you did ask
Jas
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She talks more than me, and I do believe she is messier.
There is hope for me yet! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Printer, monitor and speakers..........
It goes downhill from here
My daughter's hair dye
4 CD spools
Empty baccy packet and two empty cigarette packets
Empty packet of monster munch
Spare Change
Empty coffee cup which is not sitting on the coaster
Filled ashtry
Plate used as ashtray
Rizlas
Cig butts which didn't make the ashtray
Bottle of rose with one glass worth left, containing two dead flies
One glass of rose unfinished containing one dead fly
Wage slip
Pen
Nit comb (the kid's school is infested)
Cover stick
Cassette tape (yello)
Goth choker
School letter
Remote control
lighter
sunglasses
bugger me I found another cig packet............this is interesting, I'M GOING IN. :shock:
If I don't post in the next half hour, please send for a seach party
/wonders if alcohol can sterilise dead flies cos she's not done drinking..........
Venusxxx
It goes downhill from here
My daughter's hair dye
4 CD spools
Empty baccy packet and two empty cigarette packets
Empty packet of monster munch
Spare Change
Empty coffee cup which is not sitting on the coaster
Filled ashtry
Plate used as ashtray
Rizlas
Cig butts which didn't make the ashtray
Bottle of rose with one glass worth left, containing two dead flies
One glass of rose unfinished containing one dead fly
Wage slip
Pen
Nit comb (the kid's school is infested)
Cover stick
Cassette tape (yello)
Goth choker
School letter
Remote control
lighter
sunglasses
bugger me I found another cig packet............this is interesting, I'M GOING IN. :shock:
If I don't post in the next half hour, please send for a seach party
/wonders if alcohol can sterilise dead flies cos she's not done drinking..........
Venusxxx
Well, with a little help from my friends, and a little scanning, I think I whittled it down to 'non-angry' tracks which she won't relate to too much.
Bloody hard work that was. I was playing each track, listening to the first few lines, and saying 'OMG, that has to go!' :shock:
At one point the playlist was down to three tracks
Venusxxx
Bloody hard work that was. I was playing each track, listening to the first few lines, and saying 'OMG, that has to go!' :shock:
At one point the playlist was down to three tracks
Venusxxx
Like an idiot, I told someone, best kept sweet, that I'd download some Eminem and bring her in a disk. I do not want to stay up all night screening this stuff. Are there any fans out there who can recommend any 'not too aggressive' tracks, cos so far what I've heard is likely to set her off on one. :scared:
Venusxxx
Venusxxx
I can post properly now that Kitty has gone home and my net connection is behaving!
It was great catching up. Heard Davej before I saw him, you were blinding company mate. Just how many people did introduce themselves to Mrs Davej with the words 'so youare the long suffering Mrs Davej?!'
Sussex2, great to meet you guys. You were in the priviliged posistion of seeing Mars half-cut, sociable and flirty......it doesn't happen often. Treasure it!
Postie, very cute. Glad I didn't catch you in your school uniform last week. I'd have been arrested!
Shireen and Steve, your little girl was sooooo well behaved :shock: . I needed counselling simply from trying to get my lot to order their food. I'm just happy they didn't crap in the play area :scared: thankyou
and Voddie for sorting a venue practically within walking distance of my house :mrgreen:
Oh god, I could go on......
But I won't..cept to share a moment after we waved Eager and Kitty off from our house last night.
I turned to Mars and said
'Gosh, we have grown up friends now, and we do grown up stuff, like eat out with them, and invite people back to drink wine...... :shock:
We both turned to each other looking slightly alarmed and I said....
'when did that happen to us?!'
:shock:
Oh and Eager, only you could go into a McDonalds...... ask for a knife and fork......and have the poor buggers bring out a carving knife in a desperate plea to please, because they could find no other! The stories you come out with...honestly!
Venusxxx
It was great catching up. Heard Davej before I saw him, you were blinding company mate. Just how many people did introduce themselves to Mrs Davej with the words 'so youare the long suffering Mrs Davej?!'
Sussex2, great to meet you guys. You were in the priviliged posistion of seeing Mars half-cut, sociable and flirty......it doesn't happen often. Treasure it!
Postie, very cute. Glad I didn't catch you in your school uniform last week. I'd have been arrested!
Shireen and Steve, your little girl was sooooo well behaved :shock: . I needed counselling simply from trying to get my lot to order their food. I'm just happy they didn't crap in the play area :scared: thankyou
and Voddie for sorting a venue practically within walking distance of my house :mrgreen:Oh god, I could go on......
But I won't..cept to share a moment after we waved Eager and Kitty off from our house last night.
I turned to Mars and said
'Gosh, we have grown up friends now, and we do grown up stuff, like eat out with them, and invite people back to drink wine...... :shock:
We both turned to each other looking slightly alarmed and I said....
'when did that happen to us?!'
:shock:
Oh and Eager, only you could go into a McDonalds...... ask for a knife and fork......and have the poor buggers bring out a carving knife in a desperate plea to please, because they could find no other! The stories you come out with...honestly!
Venusxxx
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
I didnt finish the tihng I hit submit instead of preview, and i though fk it going to bed...now it seems inappropriate to finish it because there has been a response.
It was supposed to have a litle pic of Mr Bush.
The brolly goes up and the fan is turned off, Stell Helmet put on. !!!!!
mmmmmm " I wonder"
Fred
Cynic!
Venusxxx
Quote by MikeNorth
xrusman, I agree with you about your first comment but not your rather pompous second. Sparky was definitely way out of order - I doubt whether he would have been overjoyed if someone had suddenly pulled his trousers and underpants down in the middle of a crowd of people.
I assumed the post directed at Dammie was an attempt at irony....after all, I don't think anyone would assume he buggered off during a skirmish at Beirut........would they?
My grandad was full of army tales like that, it's part of the parcel of army life!
Venusxxx
