Orgasminator
Any invites in and around Derbyshire, South Yorks Nth Notts and Nth Lincs, based in Nth Derbyshire now. Message for details.
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Versace__Vase
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 121
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Orgasminator
Quote by MidsCouple24
At 108 years old you should be carefull that your heart can stand having lots of naked people running around your house
108 and a half Thankyou, bit of a laugh with a certain someone, lol:
Well you did ask for some advice
would welcome all people can give. :wink:
A bit more about location, available dates/timings and facilities at the party might help :small-print:
start thought it should start between eight and nine, finish two ish, Chesterfield, private nice house.
do feel free to pm ideas, no problem exchanging numbers and chatting, infact I'd welcome it.
Orgasminator
I have one couple interested, looking for three or four others, have you got a small group of friends that would like a small private venue. Looking for the 1st of October to start with, bring your own nibbles and drinks. I will have no participation at all bar from making people comfortable and welcome. I'm looking from participation and ideas from people so don't be shy if you have ideas. I have been a member of the sight for some years so I'm no chancer. Think its time for something new. This will be a couples only and no single males.
Orgasminator
I've never had the pleasure of seeing a dogging meet, and was wondering if anyone was out and about over the next few days, they could drop me a message so that I could tag along just to see how it goes? Sheffield,Chesterfield and surrounding areas.
Orgasminator
It just makes me smile, over the years ive looked at some three or four word profiles and they seem to be pretty popular, not just on this site but some others. Your thoughts peeps, Oh hi to old friends and new, yes still here and still have the naughty sence of humour. x 
Orgasminator
Have you got space for a little one that doesn't say much? Got a lot of free time, lol.
Orgasminator
One or two couples welcome. Bring some wine and let's have some serious sexy fun.
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Orgasminator
Regular no strings fun with a slimish couple or fem, can accommodate in my own private home or travel, do have a look at my profile to find out if you think we could click.
Quick bit about me, nice, laid back, honest and genuine, oh and not bad looking.
Pm or message only please.
Quick bit about me, nice, laid back, honest and genuine, oh and not bad looking.
Pm or message only please.
Orgasminator
Snow is like a cock,
its measured in inches,
soft to the touch,
cums when you least expect it and it never gets as deep as you'd like it.
Driving in the snow is like eating pussy.
If you dont slow down and pay attention you could slide into the asshole infront of you! BE CAREFUL THIS WINTER!
its measured in inches,
soft to the touch,
cums when you least expect it and it never gets as deep as you'd like it.
Driving in the snow is like eating pussy.
If you dont slow down and pay attention you could slide into the asshole infront of you! BE CAREFUL THIS WINTER!
Orgasminator
Ok who's gona be getting the big warm knickers out and on tonight? No snow in Chesterfield yet! What about where you live?
Orgasminator
Couples, single fems, who are looking for fun and a laugh
Haway, get in touch, can accommadate and travel, it seems to have gone a bit silent round this area, prove me wrong please.
x
Haway, get in touch, can accommadate and travel, it seems to have gone a bit silent round this area, prove me wrong please.
x
Orgasminator
Can I point out that I don't have nasal problems, indeed I can breath thru my ears!
Orgasminator
Because I've got to say as a genuine half decent looking sexy fella I've not had a sniff on here for ages?
Orgasminator
* Cher Lloyd *
* Katie Waissel *
* Rebecca Ferguson *
* Nicolo Festa *
* Matt Cardle *
* Aiden Grimshaw *
* 1 Direction *
* Belle Amie *
* FYD *
* Mary Byrne *
* Storm Lee *
* John Adeleye *
All the rest didnt!
ps i did say dont look if didnt want to know!
* Katie Waissel *
* Rebecca Ferguson *
* Nicolo Festa *
* Matt Cardle *
* Aiden Grimshaw *
* 1 Direction *
* Belle Amie *
* FYD *
* Mary Byrne *
* Storm Lee *
* John Adeleye *
All the rest didnt!
ps i did say dont look if didnt want to know!
Orgasminator
Hi you two, I've got someone coming over now, I'll send one over tho, for perhaps another time. Lol
Orgasminator
Looking for tonight, a slim sexy / fem couple or two, required to share a bottle or two or three and have plenty of good old fashioned fun lol.
Orgasminator
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
This is getting worrying, ive had problems with seeing text in my messages and now the pictures have gone lol, :sad:
Just let me know which ones you want to look at, and I will describe them to you
Although, raising the support ticket that St3v3 mentions is probably a better bet
Ay up sexy how ya doin :lol:
Aye me again havin problems.. ill fill a support ticket out lol.
Orgasminator
This is getting worrying, ive had problems with seeing text in my messages and now the pictures have gone lol, :sad:
Orgasminator
Quote by Cubes
Ladies of S/H, help required again..
Erm... gender stereotyping eh?
I have slo-cooker (known in the US as a "crock-pot") and I use it regulary to feed the family. If you're not feeding the five thousand (like me) then look out for a smaller capacity one.
It's great if you want to eat as soon as you come in the door in the evening, and can turn a really cheap cut of meat into something very tasty. It can also be used for lots more than the traditional stews, just remember that you don't need too much liquid, and it won't thicken sauces like the usual oven cooking method.
There are a number of good cook books out there dedicated to slow cooking. I have this one: . It pretty much covers everything: soup and starters, seafood, meat, poultry/game, veggies/vegetarian, and even desserts and cakes!
Edit: the one I use is on offer @ Argos for ... Bargain!! :thumbup:
Thats the one for me, Thankyou, as for gender stereotyping, have you seen some of the coments by them?
Thankyou again. 
Orgasminator
Ok, now there's loads about but would love your feedback about these slow cookers thingys, have you jot one? How much did it cost? Value for money, where did you get it from, tips and tricks ect, come on ladies the Vase needs you again.
Orgasminator
Quote by Funlovers2009
Sorry can't help. Mr Fun does the ironing!!
How very sexist!!
Hmm, I'll bring mine round for him to do and then you could show me your boots.
Orgasminator
Ah, but it doesn't finish there,,,
To Vaporesse or not to Vaporesse? And if so what flavor? Blueberry & Jasmine twist, or just the Vaporesse original ? I got both.. Oh and when do I use starch? I got a Reilly full of the stuff?
To Vaporesse or not to Vaporesse? And if so what flavor? Blueberry & Jasmine twist, or just the Vaporesse original ? I got both.. Oh and when do I use starch? I got a Reilly full of the stuff?
Orgasminator
Quote by Sarah
Stand six up on its end when six is resting.
Do not put the hot plate downwards on the rubber.
Six is always up (ahem) and on it's end
:wink: So what's the rubber for some sort of ironing fetish?
Orgasminator
Right ladies just a quick thankyou for your kind help regarding a new iron, got a sleak red &white number, it sighs and spurts in all the right places, now the question.... To make my new iron ive (affectionately called "six" ) feel at home i decided to get a new ironing board, now I've just opened it up and there's two rubbery plastic things where "six" should rest? Will this melt and Mark six's bottom? Or is it made out of some sort of heat resistant plasticly, rubbery stuff?
My ironing is in your hands ( I wish it bloody was lol )
Ladies of the forum ...... Help.
The Vase x
My ironing is in your hands ( I wish it bloody was lol )
Ladies of the forum ...... Help.
The Vase x
Orgasminator
Dont want to pay the earth, but i dont want a tesco special if you know what i mean?? What do you use? Is it a good bit of kit? Look forward to hearing your ideas please. You never know.. One day... you may get the chance for the Vase to show you his gratitude.
Come on Girls.. and Bloke :lol: need help on this one.
Come on Girls.. and Bloke :lol: need help on this one. 