Viking_Eyes_BFD's Forum Posts

8 Jan 2005

Has anyone come across any compications with PA?
When i first had it done, i bled profusely and had to wea the missus's pads for two days.
It was enjoyable for me, but it hurt our lass, i think it caught on something, bit of a pain to make entry with it.
Then i tore my banjo string and had to take it out, its never been right since.
Or am i an exception? dunno

:dunno: :dunno:

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8 Jan 2005

Hey, its us two again.
I know alot of cpls, and quite rightly so so, are cautious of inviting others back to their homes, so is there a particulat "etiquette" for first time meets?
I mean, whats the right and wrong thing to ask for and expect from a first time?
We're meeting a cpl on Sunday and don't want to make a "balls" of it
Oooohhhhh, its so exciting....its our first time :thrilled:
Any constructive direction would be greatly appreciated
F and K xxxx :thumbup:

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8 Jan 2005

The missus is studying advance biology and chemistry at the moment, she wants to go into forensic pathology, can't see the atraction in cutting up corpses myself. Im heading off to Leeds school of medicine in Sep (i prefer to work with the living).....yay!!!
Don't worry guys, i won't be neglecting you
Hugs, kisses, scalpels and the sort :welcome: you'll either become one of us......................or have a psychotic episode ............PRUNES!!!!
*goes to take his tablets*

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3 Jan 2005

im awfully sorry bout that. i think i should adopt a different name, what do you think?
I was thinking of something Spanish like Ricky Martin........the 2nd

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2 Jan 2005

well they're brown actually, but kylies are blue, bright blue,
I once saw a painting of a viking and all i noticed was his eyes, really intriguing, then the missus said i had big brown eyes like him, and the rest as they say is history.
Sorry it wasnt all that interesting, nothing like George Cloony telling me im big, strong and hung the length of a strong boat, no, nothing like that
nothing that great ever happens in Bradford banghead

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2 Jan 2005

its ok, we thought it was humourous too biggrin

:D

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1 Jan 2005

Hey there girls (please note guys i said girls not guys)
Me and the missus were wondering if there are any single or attached women (18-35) near us, because there seems to be an abundance of penis and testosterone in West Yorkshire.
So if you/r:
1. A women ---this means your not a guy
2. Around 18-35ish
3. Kinky
4. Can possibly accomadate
5. Can provide pics and number to prove your gen
6. Not a lesbian (that would make me unemployed)
Please pm us or drop us an email telling us bout your self
We would love to hear from you hump

:smackbottom:

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1 Jan 2005

I hear you sweetie, ive had a crap year aswell. Diabetes, Uni debt (Â£15,000 and still rising), mum got cancer, she told me last night that its spread to her lungs and its incurable.
Hey im not after sympathy, but at least (i assume) your healthy, and lets face it, it was their loss, dont let em bother you darlin, there are alot of c***s out there.
Keep smiling biggrin

:D :D :D :D

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31 Dec 2004

Awwww you guys....... xxxx

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29 Dec 2004

Hi there, we've posted a couple threads and we have done the formal "hello" so here it is ..........."HELLO"
We're new to the scene and we're only 21 and 19 (still with parents), but we dont really reflect that fact if you were to meet us. We are big rock fans, i work for social services studying Dip SW and play session guitar. Kylie is at college doing A levels
What else to say??? We like food, Kylie loves to drink but im diabetic and avoid it like the plague. We're light smokers, and now im out of topics so we'll say our "Hi" and speak to you guys in the forums
If that was too informative please accept our apologies, we're new to this, im sure we'll pick up the etiquette
Fabio and Kylie xxx kiss

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29 Dec 2004

A Joke that bares relevance to this thread
A man is woken by his missus and she says; "Oh Jack, ive just had the strangest dream. I dreamt that i was in a penis auction and all these 11 inch cocks were selling for Â£5000 and the little peckers went for a fiver!" To which the man replied "So what did my go for then???"
She smirks and says "Oh yours didn't even get a bid"
"Cheeky bitch" he thinks and goes back to sleep
2 hours later the women is woken by her husband telling her that he just had a similar dream "Jesus Janet! i just had a dream that i was in a pussy auction! All these tight virginal quims were selling at Â£5000+ and the fat slack clown pockets went for a few quid to some dirty ol men!"
"So what bout my fanny then?" she responds, to which the man replies.........
"Funny you should mention that, its where they held the auction!"
biggrin

:D :D

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28 Dec 2004

Im probably gonna receive a verbal bashing for this, not that im disrepecting in any way, shape or form this fine web site.
Me and the lass are wanting a little more kink and all we can find is TV's etc, so can anyone recommend a reputable site that can cater for our needs, without it costing us?
If its half as good as this site, then great, if not :violin: and we'll stop whinging

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21 Dec 2004

Hi there, newbie cpl here. We are a 21 yo cpl from Bradford, new to the swinging scene redface

. we've approached Isis to discuss the best night for a bi couple and we're awaiting a response. They could tell us anything, so here i am.
Can any one reccomened a good night that is good for picking up bi cpl/single ladies?
Or possibly meet us there or beforehand in leeds for a drink to ease us in gently?
Or hell, we can even arrange a meet outside of Isis, can't accomadate unfortunately, but can travel a reasonable distance
Thanks Fabio and Kylie xx

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