Quote by bluexxx
Good value was not meant to represent a good fuck

Quote by bluexxx
Well Yarda... I guess you're not too good with numbers......
As you haven't told me your answers, I would have to assume you were bi, that you have experience with groups and clubs, and that you have flexible work hours..... however, I know you have scored zero on two of the criteria.... namely..... I don't know you from adam = 0, and you are not in the NW unless Leeds has moved west whilst I was north of the border this week = 0.... therefore, at best you have scored 6.
But what is one point between friends.... actually, quite a lot, so the answers a no, whether or not your 6 points could give good value :roll: :roll:
On that note, I have another question for the forum....
Have you guys ever noticed how people who say they're good fucks, never are?
Bloody 'Ell, now that's what I call a tongue lashing!!!!
Like anyone marking their own tests one allways likes to eek out extra points where they can - so I gave myself an extra point for being able to drive!!!!
The post was only meant as a bit of fun to lead onto a question I thought would lead to a more humerous response.
As for the rest, you are quite right, no I don't know you from Adam either - thats why I didn't reply to your ad and also, In my book the idea of meeting people of here or anywhere for that matter, is to enjoy their company and not just to rate them on how well they fuck. It would be a very high pedestal to put oneself on to say they were a good fuck and to be there for anyone to knock them off. Good value was not meant to represent a good fuck, but has obviousley offended Blue in some way for which I appologise.
Guess that's one less Xmas card for me then!!
If anyone would like to restart the thread, the question was aimed at , shall we say, the more humerous side of ones own expectations and pre judgements and how totally wrong one can be on occasions - and how we dealt with them.
Funny that, don't you think :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

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He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, "Oh my God" he says, are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse?"
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