I've just seen Blue's shaggin add - (hello Sexy) and scored myself on her little questionaire. Picture this - There i was all revved up and gettin ready to score an impressive 11 out of 10 - at least !! and then to be invited over to give her the time of her life only to have the wind plucked so savegley from my sails on realising i only scored a pathetic 7. SEVEN - i ask you!! I mean it does'nt even reach my cock size!!!!
Anyway, the question is this :
I know I would give good value for a seven but how many of you out there have taken a risk on rather dubious date or a " mmm, go on then" - only to have the time of your life OR conversley, have had a date with a supposedly full 10/10 surefire ride of your life only to come out with such a feeling of despondancy and anticlimax that you fear you may never recover???
Discuss - But please, change the names to protect the innocent!!
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Blue's Shaggin Questionaire
When it comes to internet dating... the sure thing supper sexy ones always disapoint and quite often are not like u imagined.... and the slightly dodgy oh I have a bit of spare time why not ones always end up being supper interesting super attractive amazing people.
On this basis these days I give as many people as possible a spin and try not to judge too much based on pictures or profiles. I base it more on their egerness and the actuall real person to person date.
On this basis these days I give as many people as possible a spin and try not to judge too much based on pictures or profiles. I base it more on their egerness and the actuall real person to person date.
Sex God
Quote by Yarda
Anyway, the question is this :
I know I would give good value for a seven but how many of you out there have taken a risk on rather dubious date or a " mmm, go on then" - only to have the time of your life OR conversley, have had a date with a supposedly full 10/10 surefire ride of your life only to come out with such a feeling of despondancy and anticlimax that you fear you may never recover???
Discuss - But please, change the names to protect the innocent!!
I would never trust my expectations, or predictions, whether calculated statistically or not. Been surprised too many times, by the unexpectedly good and the unexpected bad!
Mike.
Sex God
Well Yarda... I guess you're not too good with numbers......
As you haven't told me your answers, I would have to assume you were bi, that you have experience with groups and clubs, and that you have flexible work hours..... however, I know you have scored zero on two of the criteria.... namely..... I don't know you from adam = 0, and you are not in the NW unless Leeds has moved west whilst I was north of the border this week = 0.... therefore, at best you have scored 6.
But what is one point between friends.... actually, quite a lot, so the answers a no, whether or not your 6 points could give good value
:roll: :roll:
On that note, I have another question for the forum....
Have you guys ever noticed how people who say they're good fucks, never are?
Funny that, don't you think :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
As you haven't told me your answers, I would have to assume you were bi, that you have experience with groups and clubs, and that you have flexible work hours..... however, I know you have scored zero on two of the criteria.... namely..... I don't know you from adam = 0, and you are not in the NW unless Leeds has moved west whilst I was north of the border this week = 0.... therefore, at best you have scored 6.
But what is one point between friends.... actually, quite a lot, so the answers a no, whether or not your 6 points could give good value
:roll: :roll: On that note, I have another question for the forum....
Have you guys ever noticed how people who say they're good fucks, never are?
Funny that, don't you think :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Sex God
Blue
I scored eleven !!!
But my arithmetic was never that good and I lied on a couple of responses
PS I'm a really crap shag.............wanna play??? :twisted: :twisted:
I scored eleven !!!
But my arithmetic was never that good and I lied on a couple of responses
PS I'm a really crap shag.............wanna play??? :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
Hold on here....... I'm getting too many high scores...... I am fearing that my questionnaire is becoming invalid cos of the ceiling effect
I see in BSQ-R (Blue's Shag Questionnaire - Revised) that I am going to have to ask much harder questions :grin:
I see in BSQ-R (Blue's Shag Questionnaire - Revised) that I am going to have to ask much harder questions :grin:
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
Hold on here....... I'm getting too many high scores...... I am fearing that my questionnaire is becoming invalid cos of the ceiling effect
I see in BSQ-R (Blue's Shag Questionnaire - Revised) that I am going to have to ask much harder questions :grin:
So we gonna play or not
Quote by bluexxx
Well Yarda... I guess you're not too good with numbers......
As you haven't told me your answers, I would have to assume you were bi, that you have experience with groups and clubs, and that you have flexible work hours..... however, I know you have scored zero on two of the criteria.... namely..... I don't know you from adam = 0, and you are not in the NW unless Leeds has moved west whilst I was north of the border this week = 0.... therefore, at best you have scored 6.
But what is one point between friends.... actually, quite a lot, so the answers a no, whether or not your 6 points could give good value
On that note, I have another question for the forum....
Have you guys ever noticed how people who say they're good fucks, never are?
Bloody 'Ell, now that's what I call a tongue lashing!!!!
Like anyone marking their own tests one allways likes to eek out extra points where they can - so I gave myself an extra point for being able to drive!!!!
The post was only meant as a bit of fun to lead onto a question I thought would lead to a more humerous response.
As for the rest, you are quite right, no I don't know you from Adam either - thats why I didn't reply to your ad and also, In my book the idea of meeting people of here or anywhere for that matter, is to enjoy their company and not just to rate them on how well they fuck. It would be a very high pedestal to put oneself on to say they were a good fuck and to be there for anyone to knock them off. Good value was not meant to represent a good fuck, but has obviousley offended Blue in some way for which I appologise.
Guess that's one less Xmas card for me then!!
If anyone would like to restart the thread, the question was aimed at , shall we say, the more humerous side of ones own expectations and pre judgements and how totally wrong one can be on occasions - and how we dealt with them.
Funny that, don't you think :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Sex God
Quote by Yarda
Good value was not meant to represent a good fuck
So... in the context of your post, what did "good value" actually represent if it wasn't a reference to shag-ability?
Tongue lashing? I don't think so. Just merely making some observations
Quote by bluexxx
Good value was not meant to represent a good fuck
So... in the context of your post, what did "good value" actually represent if it wasn't a reference to shag-ability?
Tongue lashing? I don't think so. Just merely making some observations
Jesus, where did you spring from??
Never knew a computer screen could make one feel so nervous!!
On meeting someone "good value" was meant as the whole package - how they look, are they fun to be with, good personality, sense of humour, as well as shagability.
I think i'd better leave it there as i fear i may be in danger of painting myself into a corner with the only way out being past you - and i'm not that confident of coming out unscathed!!! :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Yarda
On meeting someone "good value" was meant as the whole package - how they look, are they fun to be with, good personality, sense of humour, as well as shagability.
In the words of that great hero of mine, DangerMouse.........
"Goooooooooooooooood Grief"............ you REALLY do have a high opinion of yourself, don't you :eeek:
Quote by bluexxx
Have you guys ever noticed how people who say they're good fucks, never are?
Funny that, don't you think
Wouldn't be the guys who'd notice, hell we always come!
What does actually constitute a good fuck? Or more exactly, since I suppose an orgasm constitutes a good fuck, is it only technique, or does the time, the place, and the moment play a part too.
I'm prepared to believe on my day with one person I'm a good fuck, and on other days with another hopeless.
Sex God
Quote by musketeer
What does actually constitute a good fuck?
Dunno, I'll tell you when I've had one :lol2:
But I don't think it's just about cumming..... I mean anyone can cum on their own can't they, so if it was just about an orgasm, no-one would ever fuck anyone and none of us would be here now :crazy:
Sex God
Quote by Scott_bolton
Hi Blue,
Do you need a 10 out of 10 to score with you?
I've recently PM you and I make it an 8 out 10 due to our brief encounter on the forums.
Great idea by the way, at least it keeps the emails down to 100 a day!
Best wishes
Scott
Sorry, 10 or nothing.
Quote by bluexxx
Have you guys ever noticed how people who say they're good fucks, never are?
Funny that, don't you think
It's in the eye of the beholder isn't it? (Well not literally cos that stings)
It's funny really I suppose because if someone describes themself as sexy or g.i.b., does that mean they think if they *don't* say that, people will assume they're no good?
Sex God
Quote by Jags
What does g.i.b. mean??????
:shock:
Good In Bed, I think............ or not
Quote by Jags
Oh.... thanks Blue. :P
How does one get to know one is g.i.b? Does your lover tell you?? Couldn't they be lying??? And what about out of bed? g.o.o.b? What about g.i.t.k?? Or g.i.t.g? Not quite the same ring, eh??
:P :P
Good in bed is when you don't hog the duvet and you don't snore.
And the others are kitchen and garden I presume?
Quote by Titanic.
Oh.... thanks Blue. :P
How does one get to know one is g.i.b? Does your lover tell you?? Couldn't they be lying??? And what about out of bed? g.o.o.b? What about g.i.t.k?? Or g.i.t.g? Not quite the same ring, eh??
:P :P
Good in bed is when you don't hog the duvet and you don't snore.
And the others are kitchen and garden I presume?
OH GOD.. so if I snore it means I'm NOT good in bed??? BUM... anyway the solution to the hogging the duvet is to have a duvet each. Works for me.
Kitchen, garden, bathroom, hallway, stairs etc. Being good in bed is easy, surely?
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
Have you guys ever noticed how people who say they're good fucks, never are?
Oi!!
I'm a good fuck! :grin: :whistling: :whistling: 
