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Z3D
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
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hiya,I am glad to say that I am livivng in what it the epicentre of the classic punk revival,,have been to see some really great bands recently,and am looking forwards to seeing even more in the future and for anybody who can get this way you might want to check out -live, ,, the north west home of punk (also the favourite haunt of the dead pets),,and don't forget,,,punx not dead,,it just smells that way 
and if I have I didn't notice has anybody thought that it may not actually be al-qaueida (don't even care if that's spelt right)I was speaking with someone I know last night and he brought up a very relevant point,
Q: who has the most to gain from disrupting the g8 summit?
q:who's death squads have been caught working in britain time and again?
who is currently the worlds most brutal dictator? who has tried to foist the blame for his activities on other organisations/countries before?
who's name said backwards is trebor ebagum??
just a theory :shock:
Q: who has the most to gain from disrupting the g8 summit?
q:who's death squads have been caught working in britain time and again?
who is currently the worlds most brutal dictator? who has tried to foist the blame for his activities on other organisations/countries before?
who's name said backwards is trebor ebagum??
just a theory :shock:
having a small or average sized wilbur isn't the end of the world,it just means you have to pay a bit more attention to the skills you do have,,I haven't got the largest wang in the world by any means,but,I have been told I have a very talented tongue,there are plenty of ways to please your partner,the only limit to which is your imagination 
I'm not really in to sport that doesn't involve wheels and engines,but after experiencing the traffic chaos that ensued with the commonwealth games in Mcr(cut my deliveries in half,thus cutting my earnings in half)was just wondering what's going to happen with the congestion charge, and is jonny foreigner going to be exempt,,the capitals roads are bad/mad enough without all this,,I am only saying this because I know a few self employed couriers and hauliers who are barely keeping afloat as it is and I can't help thinking how many are going to lose their livelyhoods/homes etc due to the increase in traffic,and then have to pay for the privilege in their council tax,wether they approve of the olympics or not,,this doesn't mean I'm against the olympics,I think on the whole it's a good thing,but it does have far reaching implications and I shall keep my reservations until proven otherwise!!
children of the pants,or ,pants of the damned
the lost pants
the long good pants
pants of the caribean
the pants that dripped blood
freaky pants
24 hour party pants
pants of rock
big pants
oh pants,where art thou
suicide pants
pants of new york
an american werewolf in pants
from hellraiser :'your pants will be legendary,even in hell
also from hellraiser :' we'll tear your pants apart
the lost pants
the long good pants
pants of the caribean
the pants that dripped blood
freaky pants
24 hour party pants
pants of rock
big pants
oh pants,where art thou
suicide pants
pants of new york
an american werewolf in pants
from hellraiser :'your pants will be legendary,even in hell
also from hellraiser :' we'll tear your pants apart
:lol:has anybody ever got together with a few mates and played the pants game,(preferably after a few beverages)..I've played it several times before hearing the ultimat one on saturday,(well I think it is any way) and thought I'd see what response I could get on here...
the rules are,,you take a quote from a famous film or the name of a famous film etc,,and replace one word with the word pants to come up with something very silly,,,
eg: harry potter and the sorcerers pants
one flew over the cuckoos pants
from star wars : 'use the pants,luke',,etc,etc
if nobody gueses the one I'm thinking of I will post it once I've stopped giggling to myself
the rules are,,you take a quote from a famous film or the name of a famous film etc,,and replace one word with the word pants to come up with something very silly,,,
eg: harry potter and the sorcerers pants
one flew over the cuckoos pants
from star wars : 'use the pants,luke',,etc,etc
if nobody gueses the one I'm thinking of I will post it once I've stopped giggling to myself
:taz: :sparring: I've been on 'blood of the vikings,meet the ancestors,time team,the advert for the rheged centre in cumbria,an advert for the royal armories in leeds,I'm in the marbles credit card advert (the viking at the top of the castle who's left the keys in his car)the detectives,(fur coat and no knickers)with jasper carrottt/robert powell,(I was the viking with no underwear on who's tackle was flashed by jasper carrott on bbc1 at prime time)and my greatest claim to fame,,(drum roll please) I was king of the tree people in the movie of prince valiant,,behind the scenes I also helped choreograph the combat scenes in gladiator 
in answer to your question,although I am male and not the most sexually experienced of people, I ,personally have found that the women I've made love to like being on top simply because they can control the depth of penetration and the angle of penetration,meaning that at any point they feel uncomfortable they can alter position to suit,whereas in other positions this option is not so viable,,in closing unless you have a gargantuan,or weird shaped/barbed knob this should be the most comfortable position for yourself and your partner,,,
sorry everyone couldn't think of anything witty
sorry everyone couldn't think of anything witty
I went to bergen (norway) afew years back with a bunch of friends and one night got invited to a private rave by some locals, the norwegians don't have proper cider(they call apple juice cider)and everyone wanted to try some of the 6 litres I had brought and it promptly disappeared,just as I was wondering what I was going to drink,a norwegian lad says to me "do you like tequila"(silly question)and hands me a bottle of mexicos finest,so not knowing where my next drink was coming from,I took a massive swig(third of the bottle) and suddenly this norwegian was calling all his friends over,I thought I may have overstepped the mark,but he said "sven,olle,bjorn watch this,do it again,do it again"so I did it again,and again,as the crowd got bigger and the bottle emptied and things went all hazy,I woke up next morning feeling rougher than a bears arse but thinking that I probably had a good night,all my friends were strangely subdued quiet and a bit wary,and would not mention the previous night,skip forwards about 3 weeks,my girlfriend at the time was watching the hit man and her when I got back from a training session one night,and I remember thinking to myself that all looks strangely familiar,just as a naked hairy biker type person climbed onto a podium and started dancing with 2 very scantily clad young ladies,after falling off the podium several times the aforesaid naked dude retired to the side of the stage with one of the young ladies and wound up getting a blow-job in front of everyone,,it was not the hit man and her it was one of my mates who'd filmed the whole thing for posterity,and as my girlfriend picked up her bags and walked out of the door,what more could I say ,but,,ooops
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you disgust me Z3D walking aroudn Canal Street with a string vest on and your helmet in your hand all night, I'm surprised you didn't get picked up!
funny thing is I changed into the string vest at the last minute, as I thought my 'I ride like a tw#t me' tee shirt may have been inappropriate
:doh: things I am tempted by/can't resist,
a good chilled rose on a summers day,with a slice of toffee pecan cheesecake
things that make my bike go faster
things that make my bike look prettier
women with beautiful smiles and eyes that echo the smile
women in leather or biker women
gently suckling erect nipples or clitori'
sitting round a fire with good friends,strong ale and live music,eg guitars singalongs etc
and lastly,women with a positive outlook on life!!
a good chilled rose on a summers day,with a slice of toffee pecan cheesecake
things that make my bike go faster
things that make my bike look prettier
women with beautiful smiles and eyes that echo the smile
women in leather or biker women
gently suckling erect nipples or clitori'
sitting round a fire with good friends,strong ale and live music,eg guitars singalongs etc
and lastly,women with a positive outlook on life!!
