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I'll try and remember to keep my eyes on this thread, maybe we'll see some South-Eastern girls emerge into the red light of day.. 
I mean, I live in essex... There is suppose to be a reputation surrounding this country and it's girls... I'm amazed at where they're all hiding... That, or how fast they run, heh heh.. :P
I mean, I live in essex... There is suppose to be a reputation surrounding this country and it's girls... I'm amazed at where they're all hiding... That, or how fast they run, heh heh.. :P
Do you think I should put a wingman advert up?
You know, if I was being pessemistic.. or even paranoid.. I might think the girls were just throwing themselves at anyone just so I didn't try it on... But I'm a blind faced naive eternal optimist so hurrah for me never realising! heh heh...
Good luck, but remember, even if freckles isn't throwing herself at you, plenty of women here will, so play cool fella, play cool.
You know, if I was being pessemistic.. or even paranoid.. I might think the girls were just throwing themselves at anyone just so I didn't try it on... But I'm a blind faced naive eternal optimist so hurrah for me never realising! heh heh...
Good luck, but remember, even if freckles isn't throwing herself at you, plenty of women here will, so play cool fella, play cool.
Y'know in my day, rather than 'blatant move up of post to the top' they used to call it 'bumping'
given this is aswingers site, that's probably highly appropriate. Muha ha haaa...
Now that I'm resident here on these hallowed pages, you have been pushed one rank further from the bottom you naughty toad. Providing you get some in the next sixteen years, there's hope for Dannage yet. YAY...
Now, regardless of piss taking, dance like a monkey and entertain us.
given this is aswingers site, that's probably highly appropriate. Muha ha haaa...
Now that I'm resident here on these hallowed pages, you have been pushed one rank further from the bottom you naughty toad. Providing you get some in the next sixteen years, there's hope for Dannage yet. YAY...
Now, regardless of piss taking, dance like a monkey and entertain us.
I would like to echo wishmasters warning regarding toothpaste. A lady I was seeing a year ago tried going down with a mouth full of it and it was fine for about 8 seconds, and then it felt a little bit like someone was trying to iron my little friend, from the inside...
It burns, jesus it burns... It still winces every time I brush my teeth... *shudders*
It burns, jesus it burns... It still winces every time I brush my teeth... *shudders*
Some of us just get approached so rarely we think it's a wind up when you girls come over... At least, I reckon that's what would happen if a beautiful woman ever came over to me... Or an average lookin one... or an ugly one in fact... Say.. nobody approaches poor ickle Dannage... *cries*
Well, all the ads appear to be asking for vwe men, so looks like I'll never get to swinging, heh heh, but HURRAH for men with small penii. We're probably a dying breed, but if any of the rest of you are out there reading about 7-12" monsters, and feeling like a peanut in a chicken factory, then worry not, there are more of us out here.
Hung like a baby shrew ona winters day and proud....ish...
Hung like a baby shrew ona winters day and proud....ish...
