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A really ripe mango smile
At that perfect softness and smelling divine - with a taste that just sets my tongue into a dance as the juices dribble off my chin....
OK - i will seek medical help immediately!
Quote by CopsandNobbers
Aol. It takes over your pc and is the most resource hogging isp software i have eveer had the misfortune to come across

You are totally right there.
A lot of people dont realise they are also being bombared with adverts too. Wanadoo and others i believe do this (sorry if wrong).
You are also totally right about the "big boys"
there are plenty of little and very reasonable companys (ISP's) that do good service.
Pipex is one - but there are many more.
Pipex gets good reviews - higher than most - but it is a little "user unfriendly"
By which i mean it's email takes a little time to configure.
Well worth it for as low as £16 or £18 a month though!
I will use this to haggle my current ISP down smile once the one year is up :)
Quote by RedHot
problems with the service in this area.

Story of my life ;)
If i can help RE connection probs I dont mind giving any info I have.
I take it you are using Dial Up 56k modem with NTL.
NTL may suggest you go to their Broadband high-speed service.
It is faster - but there are a few things you shoudl check first.
One is wether your computer is up to it.
If it is an older model - then it may not take the new modem.
Although i have to say in my experience NTL broadband uses one of the best modems in the market, beating Telewest, BT and Pipex, as well as homechoice AOL and others. Best being small in size, easy to configure and using two connections Ethernet Network cable and USB - both supplied.
Two is security. With any Broadband high-speed service you are continually on.
Just like your computer being your home - and the internet being your street and local area, you would need to check you have security that you are happy with. You dont want anyone jumping over your back wall! I always suggest some form of firewall and antivirus to anyone considering high speed. This does not need to cost any money - there are free products that do this.
You can go to any one of hundreds of high speed providers. NTL are pretty cheap (start at £18 a month i think) and pipex (need BT phone line) are a little complicated with their set up but start at £16. Technically these are like two or three times faster as your current - but dont tie up your phone line. You can be on the phone and the internet at the same time. In reality these are closer to 5 times your current speed. But you want an "unlimited" service. It doesnt cost more. It shouldnt. If you want faster than these services you can - you just pay more. But once you start a contract you are tied in for a year. They will let you go faster/pay more but not stop paying.
Sorry - seem to have written an essay smile hope it is useful :)
Let me know if i can help more.
Quote by givemeahug
with strawberries and sum spray cream

Pleased someone else mentioned it. wink
Didnt want to myself - but of course this is a massive favourite of mine. lol
I like a few cherries strategical placed :shock:
and - well - might as well get the whole fruit bowl involved! :twisted:
My *limited* exploits have been *limited* to "deserts". :taz:
Why do i have a strange fixation with making a human pizza??? :giveup:
Hey Castila!
Sorry to hear you are nill-by-mouth till tomorrow.
I hate that! (I love my food) I would be doing what your cool Taz is doing for sure!
Think of happy thoughts and I am sure it will be over soon!
PS like the avatar - i keep thinking of changing mine
Good Luck mate!
You are right in a lot of what you say.
I hope you find happiness.
Quote by mal609
what helps you just relax totally?

The people I am with !
A favourite starters is a picnic on a summer evening.
I was at Kew Gardens doing exactly this yesterday -and just as i relaxed... they wanted to go to the pub ... gggrrrrr
Quote by sexmachine
what areas are best, etc.

I will leave the real subjects of your post alone, as everyone has given loads of advice there writes tips down
Lonley planet has a new guide book that i found very useful on Amsterdam.
Check out the 5 flies (D' ijff Vliegen) 530 40 60 - Spuistraat 294-302 if you want a really top notch meal (around 30E each food). This is an evening's entertainment and should not be rushed. Book to get a really nice table if you know you want to go. (pg 135 of LP)
Amsterdam is incredibly central and easy to get around. We walked the majority of the time, but if you take the train into the centre from the airport (very fast and quick) by a tram ticket at the same time. You can buy one 15 punch ticket that two people can share. But most trams are two punches.. confused:
Hotels in the centre have always been a bit hit and miss - and there was the suggestion of the hotel outside amsterdam. If you want to stay in amsterdam - you can be central without paying the central prices - because everything is so close. It is difficult for a London boy to explain that amsterdam is only 1km square - and that if you stay 400m off this - you can be in a much quieter location (except you dont seem to want that...)
Finally - if you want "a night off" then i suggest the venue Boom Chicago. They are an improv comedy club (dont eat there!). Here is a real cou. They do unoffical boat trips by volunteers (suggest 10E + tip) - ask at the bar. On the boat you can then get tickets for perormances cheaper! Yep - i know all the tricks smile Well - these type anyway! The boat trip is really worth while - and you can take sandwiches, drinks and smokes with you! These are small boats max 8/10 people. Much more cosy than the big tourist boats!
BTW - you just have to go to the main Rembrandt museum. It is being renovated - but you just have to go. Because. The Night Watch is there. Say No More!
Most of all - enjoy! it is an awsome city!
The windmills arent bad either...
Been working on my lovely pair for years.
Finally the booze has paid off.
A good friend complimented me on "my lovely pair" recently, and said to my amasement she thought they were at least an A. :shock:
Now all i have to do is work out how i can give myself a tit wank - and - well - that is it isnt it? Right along with licking my own genitalia like a dog - I will never leave home again...
Anyone for bra shopping?
rolleyes
Quote by Heather
she might start thinking about how best to entice him to not need the lure of sex.:

I will stand behind you on that one! lol
Quote by celticq
and even reduced blood pressure. I'd highly recommend

High blood pressure? Well i never - you learn something new every day. Thanks for the "heads up" (no pun intended)
Quote by debs_uk
Will have to think about getting a jacuzzi installed now ;)
Debs

Ja Cuzzz E - hmmmmm *blows bubbles*
Unfortuantely the only place that i could fit a jacuzzi is on the roof of the block of flats I live in. I guess there would be awsome views - as well as a fair amount of exhibitionism.......
Dont think i havent thought about it....
A sensitive subject I guess,
As a bloke, who doesnt pretend to understand everything,
There is something very re-assuring about a partner "being on the rag".
For one - it is proof of a - although women might not feel it - fully fledged and fertile woman. Does that sound crass? redface
It doesnt bother me at all, but if it is very heavy a good old jonny can help - and maybe even make an uneasy partner feel better about it? And why not :idea: IN THE SHOWER - that can really save un-necassery cleaning. lol
always so damn practicle......
An interesting post for my first post here - i thought - lol