Typical - there is me all planned up to pop to Eurekas for the afternoon as its meant to be sunny - ho hum I am sure you will have lots of fun !!
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alaninuk
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 58
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Sexlightened
Quote by GnV
I think we are all missing the point here.
Our tax legislation allows HMRC to look at a group of transactions and say – the figures here are designed to send profits outside the uk and so substitute the figures for real ones. So Starbucks may pay to Switzerland for every cup of coffee but HMRC say that’s fine but for tax purposes its 30p per cup.
The real question is why aren’t HMRC doing this – is it because it’s easier to hassle the small guy as he won’t be represented by a major legal team ?? – or perhaps agreement is reached somewhere else in the system which we know nothing about?? – ohh I feel a conspiracy theory coming on …
I doubt they could get away with that alan.
If an invoice is issued which meets all statutory requirements for cross company/international trading it cannot be tampered with in the way you describe by the Revenue. They may not like it, they may have doubts about its provenance but there is diddly squat they can do about it under international law.
To take your point to the extreme, as you suggesting that if the buyer in CompanyX buys less efficiently than the buyer in CompanyY for the same goods and pays 100 Swiss francs more for something, that HMRC can later impose what they think is an acceptable price?
Absolute nonsense, sorry.
Provided the actual price paid is reflected in the accounts of the foreign trader (with whom the UK probably have cross trading/taxation regimes anyway) market forces prevail and there can be no justification for tampering to suit its own purposes. Such an action would immediately put trading agreements between the two nations at severe risk of collapse - with all the consequences that would ensue.
Its called transfer pricing rules and is covered by s147 TIOPA 2010 !
Sexlightened
I think we are all missing the point here.
Our tax legislation allows HMRC to look at a group of transactions and say – the figures here are designed to send profits outside the uk and so substitute the figures for real ones. So Starbucks may pay to Switzerland for every cup of coffee but HMRC say that’s fine but for tax purposes its 30p per cup.
The real question is why aren’t HMRC doing this – is it because it’s easier to hassle the small guy as he won’t be represented by a major legal team ?? – or perhaps agreement is reached somewhere else in the system which we know nothing about?? – ohh I feel a conspiracy theory coming on …
Our tax legislation allows HMRC to look at a group of transactions and say – the figures here are designed to send profits outside the uk and so substitute the figures for real ones. So Starbucks may pay to Switzerland for every cup of coffee but HMRC say that’s fine but for tax purposes its 30p per cup.
The real question is why aren’t HMRC doing this – is it because it’s easier to hassle the small guy as he won’t be represented by a major legal team ?? – or perhaps agreement is reached somewhere else in the system which we know nothing about?? – ohh I feel a conspiracy theory coming on …
Sexlightened
Hi all
Planning to be popping up the M5 from Cheltenham to Chameleons on Wednesday next week 7th November - from 7 till around close. If there are any couples who want a lift up the M5 please get in touch. I would make the offer to ladies but as there is no way of telling if i am an Axe murderer i wouldnt expect a reply - ho hum.
Of course if your going under your own steam come and say high - I dont bite (well maybe a little nibble).
Alan
Planning to be popping up the M5 from Cheltenham to Chameleons on Wednesday next week 7th November - from 7 till around close. If there are any couples who want a lift up the M5 please get in touch. I would make the offer to ladies but as there is no way of telling if i am an Axe murderer i wouldnt expect a reply - ho hum.
Of course if your going under your own steam come and say high - I dont bite (well maybe a little nibble).
Alan
Sexlightened
Hi all
Planning to be popping up the M5 from Cheltenham to Chameleons on both Wednesday and Thursday next week (17th and 18th) - from 7 till around close. If there are any couples who want a lift up the M5 please get in touch. I would make the offer to ladies but as there is no way of telling if i am an Axe murderer i wouldnt expect a reply - ho hum.
Of course if your going under your own steam come and say high - I dont bite (well maybe a little nibble).
Alan
Planning to be popping up the M5 from Cheltenham to Chameleons on both Wednesday and Thursday next week (17th and 18th) - from 7 till around close. If there are any couples who want a lift up the M5 please get in touch. I would make the offer to ladies but as there is no way of telling if i am an Axe murderer i wouldnt expect a reply - ho hum.
Of course if your going under your own steam come and say high - I dont bite (well maybe a little nibble).
Alan
Sexlightened
Hi Mr and Mrs P
One more potential for the list ?
Just about squeak through the qualifications I think – other than being a little late.
Full body pic available Via DM Just let me know if clothed or unclothed required.
Not applying for the filming bit as you may get 2 hours of the ceiling as I get carried away :-)
I await with baited breath…
One more potential for the list ?
Just about squeak through the qualifications I think – other than being a little late.
Full body pic available Via DM Just let me know if clothed or unclothed required.
Not applying for the filming bit as you may get 2 hours of the ceiling as I get carried away :-)
I await with baited breath…
Sexlightened
Quote by Lost
Has anyone else seemed to notice in their areas that recently there seem to be a lot of new clubs opening up? I reckon within 50 miles of us at least five have opened that I know of, there's bound to be more too I bet.
5 Clubs ?? - do tell - i can think of 1 but am fascinated as to the others !!
Sexlightened
I would definitely agree with the recommendation to try a club for the first time into this. If you arrange to have a private meeting with a couple there is instantly an expectation (unless it’s just drinks in the local ). Also you are spending time with people you have never met who may possibly have slightly misrepresented themselves on the site (surely not !!) At a club you can just have a look around and do nothing if you decide its not for you. I personally think there is one main distinction between clubs and that is the towels / clothed split. A dressed club can be much like a nightclub with things going on around – at a club which is towels only its very obvious that your not in a normal nightclub. Some people will find that a towel club gets you into the idea in a much hornier atmosphere and will help. Some may feel that a clothed club is a slower introduction and that may suit – its impossible to tell which works best.
Around you there is Vanilla alternative (never been so cant comment) Liberty Elite (which has a good mix actually of clothed/towels areas – and a little further there is Chameleons – (full on towel club).
The other big decision is what night ! – If you want to avoid an excess of single guys then you are usually stuck with a Saturday night – these are usually busy. The quietest way into the scene maybe either a Sunday afternoon – or a weekday evening (stuck with Chams for that one or liberty on a Thursday) . There will be much less going on but it may suit.
The other advantage of checking out a club first is that once you have been and got the layout sussed (not easy in Chams) if you wanted to arrange am meet directly with a couple on here you could then arrange to meet them there !
Anyway just my 2 pennies worth – have fun and enjoy
Alan
Around you there is Vanilla alternative (never been so cant comment) Liberty Elite (which has a good mix actually of clothed/towels areas – and a little further there is Chameleons – (full on towel club).
The other big decision is what night ! – If you want to avoid an excess of single guys then you are usually stuck with a Saturday night – these are usually busy. The quietest way into the scene maybe either a Sunday afternoon – or a weekday evening (stuck with Chams for that one or liberty on a Thursday) . There will be much less going on but it may suit.
The other advantage of checking out a club first is that once you have been and got the layout sussed (not easy in Chams) if you wanted to arrange am meet directly with a couple on here you could then arrange to meet them there !
Anyway just my 2 pennies worth – have fun and enjoy
Alan
Sexlightened
Quote by MidsCouple24
.......So all I want to know from the government really is "if were going to plug a potential tax evasion gap by not giving certain tax benefits to charitable donations, will we be examining the tax benefits given to those that donate to political parties" in the same way and with the same gusto ?
The Changes are to limit the 50% tax relief that you get by making a donation to charity - mean really as it will limit charitable donations..
You get no tax relief on a payment to a political party so no examination possible - what you do seem to get is dinner with the PM - and it looks like there looking into tat big time finally.
Sexlightened
Hi Sporty and Curious
Needless to say it depends on what you are looking for !! Simplest for you would be to try Abfabs on a Wednesday night. This is about an hour away from you BUT will be a naturist night so towels only not usual club attire – may not be your thing – not overly busy so a good gentle start into the club scene.
If your not into wearing towels the I guess there is the F Club in Wandsworth (An hour and a half away ?) – Thursday night if the ‘OFFICE’ Party – so clothes worn (but I have never been so can’t comment)
Also there is the hellfire club – 1 hour and 10 away – Wednesdays are there brief encounter days – but so far very quiet when I have been – again clothes and beautifully done – just quiet and limited weekday opening.
For a Tuesday There is our place for fun – again about an hour and a half away – Tiny place but some love it !
Also about away (but north) is liberty elite – they do some Thursdays – but check which one – some are couples and ladies only (to explore your Bi side ) some are fetish – Nice place but I havent been on a Thursday
Slightly further north west is Chameleons – open every night ( bi on Monday and nude on Tuesday ) Probably away form you but the best place in the country ! Towels again – may not be your thing.
Basically there are a few around – but you need to decide what your after – dressed / towels – lots of blokes or couple only - maximum distance – what nights etc.
Feel free to DM for specific info.
Alan
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Needless to say it depends on what you are looking for !! Simplest for you would be to try Abfabs on a Wednesday night. This is about an hour away from you BUT will be a naturist night so towels only not usual club attire – may not be your thing – not overly busy so a good gentle start into the club scene.
If your not into wearing towels the I guess there is the F Club in Wandsworth (An hour and a half away ?) – Thursday night if the ‘OFFICE’ Party – so clothes worn (but I have never been so can’t comment)
Also there is the hellfire club – 1 hour and 10 away – Wednesdays are there brief encounter days – but so far very quiet when I have been – again clothes and beautifully done – just quiet and limited weekday opening.
For a Tuesday There is our place for fun – again about an hour and a half away – Tiny place but some love it !
Also about away (but north) is liberty elite – they do some Thursdays – but check which one – some are couples and ladies only (to explore your Bi side ) some are fetish – Nice place but I havent been on a Thursday
Slightly further north west is Chameleons – open every night ( bi on Monday and nude on Tuesday ) Probably away form you but the best place in the country ! Towels again – may not be your thing.
Basically there are a few around – but you need to decide what your after – dressed / towels – lots of blokes or couple only - maximum distance – what nights etc.
Feel free to DM for specific info.
Alan
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Sexlightened
No i am not referring to a nasty colour of appendage as a recult of the social lergie. I am offering a lift - so attempting to reduce my cabon emission.
I will be popping up the M5 from Cheltenham way to Chams on the evenings of Wednesday and Thursday this week -29/2 and 1/3. Offering a lift to couple and single ladies (yeah right i could be an axe murderer i know) - would include single blokes but a) there not my type and b) arriving mob handed there never seems a good idea.
So if you fancy a lift let me know - fairly flexible on times expescially wednesday. No expectations of play - merely a lift...
Alan
I will be popping up the M5 from Cheltenham way to Chams on the evenings of Wednesday and Thursday this week -29/2 and 1/3. Offering a lift to couple and single ladies (yeah right i could be an axe murderer i know) - would include single blokes but a) there not my type and b) arriving mob handed there never seems a good idea.
So if you fancy a lift let me know - fairly flexible on times expescially wednesday. No expectations of play - merely a lift...
Alan
Sexlightened
I would say best bet is - Kestrals / Abfabs by heathrow (left of London) Eurekas near Brands hatch (right of London) or Bristol Gardens in Brighton (down from london)- I would say all these are all relaxed and Fun - not quite up to Chams standards but way better then Rios. Miles closer than Chams as well.
Sexlightened
As I recall when we had one we could burn logs or coal - i think there were some extra bars for coal burning to raise up the base. Burns much hotter with coal - but i think logs look better.
as others have said you will need dry Logs (I hope you have somewhere to store them for about a year if your to use self felled ones. I used to to away with the ones from the petrol station as long as the kindling was really dry.
Dont worry about the smell it is a proper smell for winter (assuming you are not in a smokeless zone) and if people complain tell them to get a life !!
Have fun and enjoy but remeber to turn the heating down or you will boil !!
Alan
as others have said you will need dry Logs (I hope you have somewhere to store them for about a year if your to use self felled ones. I used to to away with the ones from the petrol station as long as the kindling was really dry.
Dont worry about the smell it is a proper smell for winter (assuming you are not in a smokeless zone) and if people complain tell them to get a life !!
Have fun and enjoy but remeber to turn the heating down or you will boil !!
Alan
Sexlightened
Quote by Geordiecpl2001
Think you'll find that ClubF is a lot closer to Chams in every respect (except distance) compared to Isis.
While we've not been to Isis in years, we've been to ClubF recently and can recommend it. Not been on a Weds tho. If I were you I'd ring ClubF to see that you can just turn up and join. It'll take you about 90 min from York, (quicker if your riding Black Bess) !!
J & S
And with black bess i would be able to cover the costs on the way !! (Although 'your money or your wife' would be so much more appropriate in these circumstances !)
Thanks for the input - i was tending towards Club F just based on what was there and the reviews but as you point out its a fair old jaunt !(don't tell the green police). I will power up my steam mobile and get in contact with them.
I guess to be green again - anyone form around York want a lift to Club F ??
Thanks again
Alan
