Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
austin69
Over 90 days ago
Male

Forum

muni....mmmmmmm nice thought...... <licks lips>
Im sure you could make an interesting book on the words for 'Muni' from all over the globe. :idea:
OK, so brains probably are a little more useful than a ladies genitalia (or 'pookie'), but im fairly sure they dont taste quite as good.....
where i come from, the slang word for the vagina is called 'pookie' (or really spelled puki).. I almost pissed myself laughing when i came to England and came across couples who would use that as a term of endearment to each other...

Where abouts you from Maia, if you dont mind me asking?
Hey bluexxx, im the same as you, hope theres no correlation between females and that type of thinking, my macho ego probably couldn't cope!!!
You are a Logical-Mathematical Thinker
Logical-Mathematical thinkers:
* Like to understand patterns and relationships between objects or actions
* Try to understand the world in terms of causes and effects
* Are good at thinking critically, and solving problems creatively
Like Logical-Mathematical thinkers, Leonardo based his theories on evidence rather than speculation. Other Logical-Mathematical Thinkers include
Isaac Newton, Archimedes, Albert Einstein
Careers which suit Logical-Mathematical thinkers include
Physicist, Chemist, Biologist, Lawyer, Computer programmer, Engineer, Inventor
I am also an Interpersonal Thinker (this ones been covered)
Just for the record!!! Nice link little gem - thanks, I think i'll be taking a look over this in the next few days.....
OK sorry, kinda killed that thread.............. apologies awol..... lol
Slightly on-topic......
I had some excellent advanced slaes training about a year or so back, and they taught us that there are 3 types of 'sensory channels' that people relate to when going through the buying process.......
The 3 channels all relate to the way in which information is stored and remembered....
Visual - Customers who link information they receive to images and what they have seen or can imagine in their mind
Auditory - Customers who listen to information and remember what was said
Kinaesthetic- People who have to 'feel' a product, and buy depending on what emotions it may evoke...
Just thought that this may be of interest, it is great once you start understanding how it is possible to relate more closely with people once you are able to ascertain their preferred sensory channel...... It was difficult to talk to anyone for weeks afterwards without trying to weigh them up!!!!
I think its amazing the depth of the mind once you start scratching the surface of this sort of stuff.....
sorry littlegem, didnt mean to try and derail your topic.....just ignore me..........!!
Talking of IQ, anybody here a member of MENSA,
I think the only clever member of MENSA was whoever thought of charging $whatever for a certificate to say you are clever........
I think that british films have done us proud over the last few years, from all accounts we have a lot of films that have been well received in the States.
Dont get me going on where this countries money should be spent tho, I get soooooo mad. mad
More funding for British films, documentries and dramas etc, may go some way towards increasing the amount of (self?)respect in society and getting yobs and chavs off our streets..... I also heard a great article on the radio yesterday about just castrating the little bas****, they've got my vote ..........
Does anybody else think that 'Hollywood' has got a lot to answer for....
It seems to me they try to brainwash their audience (which just happens to be most of the globe) with American'isms (for lack of a better term)
I get hugely irraitated with the way they portray themselves as heroes in War films where the British actually are the true victors....... I think Hollywood has got lost up its own backside somewhere along the line.
Give me a good read anyday....... The DaVinci Code was my latest, and now I hear Fox have bought the rights...... time will tell if this is another example of what you guys are chatting about......
Just my 2cents.....
Hey peeps,
Is debbiewebs the resident agony aunt or summit - all these questions...
Maybe you could help me with this one.....
Dear Debbiewebs,
What do you think of that Howard from the Halifax adverts, bearing in mind he is from Birmingham? My Girlfriend seems far too keen on sitting in front of the telly whenever he appears.... should I ink a strongly worded letter to the TV company in objection....
Pussy is far better than Neville, I mean C**T

rotflmao
A Man City fan by any chance!...... lol
Have to say I agree tho
Thanks peeps,
oh well, we live and learn...... I'll go and stand at the back of the class with a dunce hat on eh!!!! Didn't mean to offend anyone, I thought that pussy was bit classier than cunt, but I aint got much class so that explains that then!
Mind if I offer up some other alternatives..... Vag (bit vulgar?), Lady's front bum (bit too PC?),
Beaver (not for me) Punani (old skool vibe), OK Im out....that didnt take long, any other suggestions?
Sorry bout posting in mulitple forums, I think I should have just posted in the caf' in the first place <hangs head in shame and pokes arse out for spanking....>
Oh, and by the way, I love a juicy Vag, Front Bum, Beaver, Pussy, Cunt* (Delete as appropriate) and I happen to think the best 'uns taste sweet, unless all my girlfriends have had serious hygeine issues and I am some sort of weirdo.........
Thanks for all your replies xx
Hi there SH'ers...
Ive been admiring your banter and sexy chat from afar for too long now, well, a few days anyhow.... and thought it was time to say hello (so, 'hello') and introduce myself....
Im a 27 year old red-blooded male with a very high drive from Hertfordshire, not looking to push my luck by asking for a good ol' fashioned bunk up, just looking at having some friendly chat, and hopefully engaging some horny ladies in some witty exchanges......
As way of introduction, I thought it might be nice for you to learn all about my favourite parts of the human anatomy.... (please feel free to shoot me down in flames if my assumption is wrong!), so here goes....
1. Sweet-smelling Pussy (can I be so forward in my first post, ah well, start as you mean to go on)
2. Shaven Pussy
3. Nearly Shaven Pussy
4. Pussy that likes to be eaten
5. Pierced Pussy
6. Ladies Arse Region, Full round Tits, and Juicy Necks...
.....7. And deep sensual Female eyes (threw that one in to woo the ladies!!! wink )
It would be great to get to know you sexy lot by finding out your fav bits and pieces....
look forward to chatting to you soon, thanks for taking the time to read this...... oh, your all gone.....doh.....
I am getting so hot
I wanna take their clothes off............. icon_
Dxx

Now that sounds like a plan..... give me a minute......
<sits in front of computer screen naked with blank expression and tool in hand confused >
Ah, Exhibitionism isnt quite the same online is it?? redface Oh well, god loves a trier
redface
Hello good people of the SH community,
This place is HOT!! <feigns burn injury>
OK, Ive been watching from the sidelines for too long now and decided to take the plunge and get involved with some friendly banter, so i thought an introduction would be a neat idea......
Im a 27 YO red-blooded male, who gets extremly horny almost always ( dont we all? lol ), Im 5'11'', medium build (no - not a fatboy, just a fatboy in waiting!) from N .London / Herts, Ive dabbled previously with swinging on a few occasions, and loved every minute (well hours and hours - brag brag blah blah), but haven't been able to find that special '1' who would join me and my kinky exploits.....all together now......ahhhhhh!!!
In case anyone's interested, my favourite parts of the human anatomy are -
1. Sweet-smelling Pussy (can I be so forward in my first post, ah well, start as you mean to go on)
2. Shaven Pussy
3. Nearly Shaven Pussy
4. Pussy that likes to be eaten
5. Pierced Pussy
6. Ladies Arse Region, Full round Tits, and Juicy Necks...
.....7. And deep sensual Female eyes (threw that one in to woo the ladies!!! wink )
So just wanted to say Hi, and I hope you lot dont mind me getting involved around these forums, I look forward to chatting to you all...... and it would be great to hear your fav bits as well for comparison and general reference for the future!!!!!
Thanks a lot for wading thru my waffle....feel much better now thats in the open!
All the best xxx